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Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from asbjoern :yea fight against them with alot of signs! that will show them!!

Just save the link and open the pic with a image viewer...duh!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from AlienT. :Luckily someone took a picture!

No way are you 15 there mate, you must be lying about your age ya old sod!

Major ROFFLES at the text under that pic....mega-fail at predictions!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Just got my box-set of the ENTIRE RD collection today...All 8 series on 10 DVD'd, in a really tasty box... (This one!)

Not bad for under £40
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
I was a late starter...never even SAW a mouse until I was about 28...but that WAS in 1983/4
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Maybe he means in the NEXT round??


Good old Chelsea, didnt let me down...gave me a few heart-attacks in the process, but battled through!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from whitey6272 :remove old thermal paste from CPU???

Just curious cos the acetone might have an adverse effect i guess...

cheers

I admit that I HAVE tried it in the past...no adverse effects noted to either CPU or fan...

However...It dont work!!! Didn't get it all off as easily as I would have hoped...just sort of diluted it a bit and spread it everywhere.
I also tried neat Trichloroethane, that worked a bit better, but getting hold of it in it's pure form is a biatch if you haven't got "the contacts"...you will probably be better off with a bottle of the stuff they sell in PC World especially for getting thermal paste off!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Well..to quote a certain Mr Arthur Dent.....

Quote :Oh yes, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective.

:hide:
I quite liked it actually...in fact, I enjoyed the piss-take of Blade Runner...but then, I would

Quote : I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

illepall
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from amp88 :

Wouldn't you get an extra 3 points for the flush of 3 then?

No...4 points only if ALL cards in your hand match, but for a flush in your CRIB, all FIVE cards (4 cards+hole card) must match
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Tim NL :Hi,
Did you replace only some parts in the guiconfig.lpr or did you replaced the complete file guiconfig.lpr ?

I changed a lot of things in version 1.0.4.b so you have to remove the old file guiconfig.lpr and put the new file in the includes folder.
It works here fine.

Here is a new copy of the guiconfig.lpr ( Its the same file as the one of april 9 )

I changed the complete file... removed old one before installing the new one.
Will try the other version anyway, thx



EDIT: Tried the "new" version you attached there, totally replaced the old file....exactly the same result...still getting the syntax error crash.
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Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Tim NL :Hi all,

A update config GUI Ver 1.0.4b

I fixed some bug's in the track selector and removed the part that set alway's the car to FBM.

It's (still) not posible to detect what car's are used. So only the first time that the config gui start it shows a "?" in case of the current car(s).

In the following part of the guiconfig.lpr file you can setup your dedi server when LFSLapper (re)start.
### SET THE FOLLOWING VAR'S TO SETUP YOUR SERVER WHEN LFSLAPPER (RE)START ####
$GUI_Lap = 5 ; #Number of race laps
$GUI_qual = 10 ; #Number of qual minutes
$GUI_wind = 0 ; #0=no wind 1=low wind 2=hard wind
$GUI_weather = 1 ; #set type of wheather 0,1 or 2
$GUI_mustpit = "no" ; #need to pit yes or no
$GUI_fcv = "no" ; #Force cockpit view yes or no
$GUI_drift = "no" ; #Drift option yes or no ( see the part at end of this script)
$GUI_midrace = "yes" ; #Join midrace yes or no
$GUI_start = "finish" ; #Race start order : fixed/finish/reverse/random
$GUI_current_car = "?" ; #You can set here the default car. If not set,the first time when the config GUI start its show's a "?".
### END ###

So here the new version 1.0.4b

ermm....oops


On starting lapper.......
LFSLapper Version=5.8.3.1 on GNU license
2005-2008 Janez Cufer and Robert BRACCAGNI ( Gai-Luron )
LFSLapper comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
This is free software, and you are welcome to redistribute it
under certain conditions. Read LICENSE for details.
Type LFSLapper -help to view usage
Started : 10/04/2009 14:39:54

>Receive Query connection!
Receive connexion packet! Open connection
Parse config file...Ok
Loading WR...Ok
Loading swearwords...Ok
Connecting
Connection OK
Product:S2 Version:0.5Z InSim Version:4
Ftp Upload grip DB Thread Started...
Ftp Upload drift DB Thread Started...
Web Commands Thread Started...
Register Web Thread Started...
LFSLapper is running...

Once into LFS, entering "!gui".........


Syntax error in cfg file "./includes/guiconfig.lpr" at line #105
'openprivbutton' parameter #1 is wrong type at line #
Function 'config_gui' script aborted

Lapper Instance Aborted abnormally The following error occurred:

Stack empty.
mscorlib
at System.Collections.Stack.Pop()
at GLScript.GLApp.parseBackcall(SetOfVars GVAR, SetOfVars LVAR, unionVal val,
ArrayList args) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript
\GLScript.cs:line 1008
at GLScript.Parseur.getval(SetOfVars GVAR, SetOfVars LVAR, executeParsedFunct
ion BC) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\ParseExp
r.cs:line 465
at GLScript.GLApp.retrieveEvalVar(String funcName, TokenParse tkparse, TokenB
uffer currTokenBuffer, SetOfVars GVAR, SetOfVars LVAR, Boolean breakFunc, Char&
breakCar) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScri
pt.cs:line 838
at GLScript.GLApp.privExecuteTokensPart(Int32 level, String funcName, SetOfVa
rs GCAR, SetOfVars LVAR, Boolean breakable, Boolean inSwitchCase, Int32 start, I
nt32 end) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScri
pt.cs:line 223
at GLScript.GLApp.privExecuteTokensPart(Int32 level, String funcName, SetOfVa
rs GCAR, SetOfVars LVAR, Boolean breakable, Boolean inSwitchCase, Int32 start, I
nt32 end) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScri
pt.cs:line 466
at GLScript.GLApp.privExecuteTokensPart(Int32 level, String funcName, SetOfVa
rs GCAR, SetOfVars LVAR, Boolean breakable, Boolean inSwitchCase, Int32 start, I
nt32 end) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScri
pt.cs:line 466
at GLScript.GLApp.privExecuteTokensPart(Int32 level, String funcName, SetOfVa
rs GCAR, SetOfVars LVAR, Boolean breakable, Boolean inSwitchCase, Int32 start, I
nt32 end) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScri
pt.cs:line 353
at GLScript.GLApp.executeTokensPart(String funcName, SetOfVars GVAR, SetOfVar
s LVAR, Int32 start, Int32 end) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapp
er\src\GLScript\GLScript.cs:line 154
at GLScript.GLApp.privExecuteFunction(String funcName, String[] argsVals) in
D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScript.cs:line 14
9
at GLScript.GLApp.executeFunction(String funcName, String[] argsVals) in D:\D
ev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\GLScript\GLScript.cs:line 119
at Configurator.lexConfigurator.executeFunction(String funcName, infoPlayer p
currInfoPlayer, String[] par) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper
\src\cfgParser\readCfg.cs:line 254
at LFSLapper.LFSClient.managePacket(MSO mso) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLap
per5.830\LFSLapper\src\LFSClient\managePacket.cs:line 546
at LFSLapper.LFSClient.Loop(Connect insimConnection) in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lappe
r\LFSLapper5.830\LFSLapper\src\LFSClient\loop.cs:line 793
at LFSLapper.LFSClient.doloop() in D:\Dev\DevInsim\lapper\LFSLapper5.830\LFSL
apper\src\LFSClient\lfsclient.cs:line 516
System.Object Pop()
Closing Instance...Parse config file...Ok
Loading WR...Ok
Loading swearwords...Ok
Connecting
Connection OK
Product:S2 Version:0.5Z InSim Version:4
Ftp Upload grip DB Thread Started...
Ftp Upload drift DB Thread Started...
Web Commands Thread Started...
Register Web Thread Started...
LFSLapper is running...


Any suggestions plox?
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
BOTH of your possible answers are wrong..

the score would be:

10.

2 for the pair of nines, and 8 for the 2*4-card runs.

I dont know what homemade rules you play by if you get double points for a straight run, but in REAL crib you only get extra points for a flush...not for a run of the same suit.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
What would she suggest "Bruce Lee" change his name too?..I must admit it IS hard to pronounce...nearly as difficult as "Jackie Chan"

I know..a nice easy to pronounce All-American name like Weinberger or Schwarzeneggar!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :No, its just inconsiderate.

...and stupid :/
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Mackie The Staggie :Was that for the 10,000 odd Liverpool fans that left the game after 80 mins.

Actually that brings me onto my biggest bug bear of the game. The divers, cheaters, crap refs and all that can wait. Why is it that at every game, there are always a section of fans who leave the game with 10 mins to play.....regardless of the score. It does my nut in, and really infuriates me, you support the team to the bitter end. I've seen myslef being left in the Jailend literally by myself when County were losing to Partick Thistle 5-1 a couple of years ago, but I stayed till the end.

Likewise when I went to see Elgin City play, whose average gate is about 300, yet by the end of the game your lucky to count 100......WTF!!

Agree 100%..The ONLY times I have left the ground early is when I am driving the "Football Special" for Oxford Uniteds' home games, and that's because I'm PAID to be there and leave early (only way you'll get me in there unless Chelsea are playing a pre-season friendly or a Cup match!)...in fact, once they caught somebody climbing over the fence at half-time at an Oxford match...they made the poor sucker go back and watch the second half!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Ivanovic has been asked to join the magic circle...he managed to shut 52,000 scousers up!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from The General Lee :You missed me out fella

Sorry Gen...my bad...I actually meant to say "@ General Lee & Flughafen" but had a brain fart!

Thanks for info..was useful
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from piggy501 :http://tatanano.inservices.tatamotors.com/tatamotors/

:rolleyes:

After Rice-burners we now have CURRY-BURNERS!!! Do they use old poppadoms as brake discs and chapatis as air filters?


Thanks, but no thanks!

@ Nathan and Flughafen...Thanks lads, just the sort of comment I was hoping for when I posted
@ Blue Flame... Er...I'm aiming BELOW what I am paying on my Swift at the moment...a whole £154 fully comp (Grp 11) ...weird really, that the insurance on a 1.9 Beemer should be cheaper than a knackered old 1.3 Suzy
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Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Yisc[NL] :That's 'caused' by the GUI which is made by Tim.
Remove this line at the bottom of your LPR-script:

include( "./includes/guiconfig.lpr");

Thanks
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from bunder9999 :i'd save the money and buy a mini... you wanted a bmw anyways, why not go new and cheap at the same time?

A REAL Mini, maybe, but those plastic replica crapmobiles...never! (Besides a "NEW" car does not equal cheap....)

Considering that the garage I work from is DIRECTLY across the road from where they throw the Mini's together, and that I know LOADS of people who work/worked there, I would NEVER, EVER consider buying one...shit, if somebody GAVE me one I'd sell it or scrap it before I drove it.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Dajmin :I hated the woman with the burning passion of a thousand suns. I still didn't wish her dead though.

The whole country seems to have gone nuts about her death though, and I don't get why everyone loved her so much. Let's not forget that only a few months ago she was getting hate mail for being a racist. She was just another chav who happened to get lucky by being a slapper in the public eye.

The only worthwhile thing she ever did was bring a little more public awareness to cervical cancer. The sooner the world moves on the better.

:iagree: word.
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
I'm just waiting for the "I havent got a car yet but one day I'm dreaming of owning a [insert make/model here] thread"

Or..

The "Toys R'Us rollerblade owners club"
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from piggy501 :OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHH!!!

BAD NEWS ALL!!!


THERE MIGHT BE A F***ING MOVIE ABOUT JADE GOODY'S LIFE!!!!!!!

KILL ME NOW!!!

Article of doom

At least it wont be very long!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from michele0676 :GOod, it work but i've i problem.
He don't save the position.
So the rank is __/__.

I am getting the same problem here. I did NOT import my old pb.txt file, just started a completely new instance of Lapper in a different folder, so that I can switch back to the old one if necessary. Another thing that I cant understand is...everytime Lapper starts and connects to one of the servers, it changes the car to FBM..
I have checked the *.lpr files, but can find nothing in there that would make this happen..suggestions please?
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from shaun463 :BMW 3 Series 323i SE - £1575

http://search.autotrader.co.uk ... 99&vehicleRegLetter=T

Toyota Supras for under £2000

http://search.autotrader.co.uk ... p;ukcarsearch_full=SEARCH

Fiat Coupes for under £2000 - Baby Ferraris essentially

http://search.autotrader.co.uk ... p;ukcarsearch_full=SEARCH

Great choice Shaun..you offering to pay the insurance?? That 316i is a group 10...which comes under the heading "affordable"...the Supra and the Fiats are group 18...which is classified under "You are having a f***ing laugh!"

There is also the subject of petrol..I would prefer something that gets between 35-40 mpg, not 3 or 4 mpg!!
Unlike you, I have a family to run as well, and Daddy isn't paying for it..._I_ am!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Agniz :shhhh, dont say that. for UK guys, 1.6 engine is something unbelievable cool

At least READ the advertisement...for some reason this has a 1895cc engine....


Quote from Klutch :Rx7.

If you have nothing constructive to add, kindly be nice and STFU...kthxbai
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