Just:
a) Buy her a home pregnancy test kit
or
b) Go to a walk-in anonymous STD clinic


Solves most problems that way

Lemmings FTW...now available on Abandonware...just google for it..I CBA

Quote from Abo Nawaf :

I set the password, port etc. set the port in dedicated server,
When I press on the LfsRelax.exe it comes up, says
error while loading./.pb.txt or the file does not exist yet!
conencting.connecting.connect

It keeps trying to connect but no success ever :S

Make sure that the port is forwarded correctly/unblocked by your NAT/Firewall

Quote from arco :

After a quick run through, I find the above suspicious. As others have suggested, run malwarebytes and superantispyware. They should be able to fix most problems.

Maybe not

Quote :

The filename KLOEHK.DLL is used by objects that are classified as safe. It has not yet been seen to be associated with malicious software.

http://spywaredlls.prevx.com/RRFGJJ44405014/KLOEHK.DLL.html

Quote :

·ÉËÙTudou (TudouVa1.0.6_0829B.exe)
In our tests, this download was free of adware, spyware and other potentially unwanted programs.

http://www.siteadvisor.com/sit ... u.com/downloads/11230969/

Looks like they arent the problem, however, TouduVa HAS been associated with being a resource hog

Quote from amp88 :

If he doesn't reply here then mrbogeyman could be the person to talk to. He works in Malaysia and went to the GP at some point in the past. I'm sure he could point you in the way of some tourist attractions.

I'm bound to 'see' him over the holidays as he is back at home for Christmas...I'll make sure he gets a link to this thread.

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Quick...give me a large whisky!

Quote from squidhead :

I've seen one...
First he didn't like it when he saw the trailer
When it came to consoles he really started to feel negative about it (didn't play it)
When it came to PC, he started hating it since he couldn't find a working crack
Then he spent 50 bucks on it, and found out that a 1.7 GHZ, single core Pentium with 512 ram and a GeForce MX440 (or something like that) can't run it. Now he hates everyone in Rockstargames.

If he couldnt be bothered to read the minimum requirements, then thats his problem..
The BIG problem is that some people who DO meet the requirements are having issues with it too!

Dont know if anybody has stumbled across this yet, but it works for me..
How to run GTA4 at "high" everything @ 1680*1050 WITH ONLY 320Mb (in my case!) vRAM!!

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=384473

This is only a temp fix for me...Nice Mr Sandy Claws gonna bring me a 9800GTX+1Gb

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

[Legal Note: This is all from my recollection and I am not up to date with every change to road law so if you're still concerned phone the Ministry of Transport (or is it Department of Transport now?).]

VOSA
http://www.vosa.gov.uk/

And here is what you NEED to read:

http://www.vosa.gov.uk/vosacor ... Seatbelt%20Guidelines.pdf

Theres bits in there that concern cars.. (but its mainly about buses, vans and lorries)

Last edited by Bladerunner, Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:51.

Trying to get under 1.34.00 in an XFG around BL1 using full manual (G25)

Quote from RossUK :

Well I have paid for several games that way (usually indie games like I said). It was a much easier and quicker way for me than going to the shops or using Steam.

It works for me

Spot the person who cant see sarcasm when it jumps up and bites him on the bum!!!!

How do think we got LFS??? (Me looks for smiley of Homer going: "DOH!")

Quote from RossUK :

...............................For example, if I download a fairly cheap indie game as a demo, and I like it, and can then pay through paypal to unlock the full game with little hassle, I will

No idea where THAT scheme came from, I doubt if it would ever work in real life!

As for the pros and cons of piracy:
Pros for the software companies...
I recently BOUGHT Call of Duty WaW - preordered it even! because of the enjoyment I got from CoD4MW. I BOUGHT that because I did get the free extended demo version from a torrent site, enjoyed it, so was willing to pay for it. I did the same for GTA4 and UT3.
With the exception of UT3, I would NEVER have bought these games as I would not have known what to expect from them in the first place.
Therefore, thanks to piracy, they sold 3 games that they would never have sold in the first place...they win!

Pros for the buyer. (pirate):
I grabbed a copy of Dead Space from another torrent..played it for about 20 mins, then deleted the POS. Had I paid good money for it, I would have been most disappointed; especially as it is easier to get sense out of a politician than it is to get a refund out of Game.

IF the software producers want to put a halt to piracy, then the best way is to release product that is decent and as bugfree as possible, without banging it on the shelves whether its finished or not, just to meet deadlines (Take Note Mr Rockstar Toronto!!!), and to release it at a REASONABLE price. Rockstar spent $200,000 on a new super version of Securom for GTA 4 apparently.....the crack was released within days, and now has fewer problems than the legit release!!!

Maybe NOT forking out a fortune on useless anti piracy measures and investing instead in decent coders would give a better product that more people would be willing to buy... as stated earlier, its better to sell 1,000,000@£10 than to sell 20,000@£40

The ONLY differences it has made for me are:

Sound goes wonky after running benchmark.
No more "MMA10" crashes if I start with R* Social Club logged in.

and thats about it..no noticeable difference in gfx, still cant run it properly in high..

Got to wait until a week Thursday to get my 9800GTX+ 1Gb vRAM.

I Know..a 260 would run a bit faster, but its a tough decision to swap a few cores for more vRAM... 260 goes past the £200 mark, whereas the 9800 is only £156. (AND I can get another one later when the price goes down a bit )

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Another warez monkey gets what he deserves.

Funniest thing is; he did it on an unprotected computer! Sorry, but I have no sympathy for self-inflicted virii.

Quote from pearcy_2k7 :

Right, so, my earlier thread got deleted when i was asking where to download adobe CS2, i don't want to crack it, i just can't get CS2 from adobe anymore only CS4 which won't download for me.

Anyway i was recommended Warez, so i tried to download a CS2 which kinda failed and now i have a virus on my computer which when i got into documents and clikc a folder it pops up saying its a virus and i got one pop saying "you've downloaded horse_****ing_girl.avi" do you want to watch it now, so im kinda like wtf ive only just got rid of a virus that ruined my computer, will this likely ruin my computer again? :\

I hate to say this, but:

"I told you so!!"

(in previous post..."I has no sercurity"...and I gave you links to good AV/Malware killers.)

Quote from amp88 :

The problem with that reference is probably about 5% of the members will get it

edit: No googling!

I would guess at that comment being approximately 24 (almost 25!) years out of date!

(I didn't google, either!..Read the book BEFORE the date in the title )

Quote from mr_x :

2nd actually, mines worked fine since day 1

I count at least 3 then...apart from the abysmal coding, the game DOES run OK (ish) on my box....but it SHOULD run great like all my other games.

As I said earlier...ANYBODY (providing they have the readies) can be self-insured...there are even companies that specialise in helping you set it up.
First one I came across in google:
http://www.up2ugroup.com/

Quote from pb32000 :

I'm pretty sure no-one has ever made a useful video call ever. And I do mean ever.

How about video-calling your g/f when you KNOW she is in the bath??

As for GPS...I have Tomtom 7 installed (and some funny voicepacks)..there are free options, but why not go for a good one?

Diamond:

Bluetooth: check
Camera: check
M$ Office Mobile (Werd, Excel, etc): check
Video-calling: check
MP3 player: check
FM Radio: check
GPS: check
Games (WITH Force Feedback!!!1!!): check
Mobile Interwebs: check
Even More Stuff I havent played with yet: check

Best of all...its cheaper than the iPhone and the Omnia!

A lot of Bus companies are, to some extent, "Self-Insured", but a LOT of money must be deposited somewhere, and for financial safety reasons, it is also recommended that you get the sum underwritten. Still means paying out for 'insurance', but can work out a lot cheaper.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Armed service is best performed by people thick enough not to think about what they're doing.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

I'd rather die in an embarrassing accident that was clearly my own fault. At least it would get a laugh.

Merely putting your statements together, and coming to a conclusion that if you are NOT likely to be impolite to a serviceman in a face-to-face situation, then maybe you should not be impolite when hiding behind a keyboard.

As for 'fantasies', maybe you live in the fantasy that the world would be better off without Armed Forces?
Until mankind can learn to settle their differences in another fashion, they have to exist, for YOUR protection as well as mine.

btw..as you have probably guessed by now, I am PROUD to have served in the armed forces, and given the chance to restart my life from 16 years old, I would more than likely join up again.

Quote from cant remember who :

I might not agree with what you say, but I am willing to fight to GIVE you the right to say it

Quote from wheel4hummer :

There's always robots:

MMMMMMM...ROBOTS! :drool:





(For the uninitiated, that there is Cameron from Terminator - Sarah Connor Chronicles....and she is a robot! well...cybernetic construct to be exact!)

Quote from Velociround :

This game is incredibly dynamic and fully detailed...

AND........


You can kill pigeons!!