Quote from tristancliffe :

Quite frankly the internet is USELESS for learning, but quite good at getting a very very brief oversight, or simply getting everything wrong.

BUT!!!

It's great for lQQking at b00bies!

Imagine what it must of been like for your Fathers (and MINE!) generation, who didn't even HAVE computers and interwebs in school...we had strange artefacts called "BOOKS" instead!

zOMG!!! I can't browse pr0n sites any more during class!!!1!!one!!!
My world is at an end...no more b00bies during History lessons WTF!!!1!!



How about just getting on with WORK and leave the MySpace chat until you get home??

Quote from fujiwara :

He's doing a pretty good job.
Doing better than Rafa Benitez who seems tailored to coach Champions League games...i wonder what Liverpool could do if only 1 or 2 english teams were able to access the CL.

You are only saying that because you don't want us to have "The Special One" back!!!
Avram Grant was given the job with the express orders to get Chelsea playing attractive "sexy" football. Only thing I can say about that is EPIC FAIL!!!!
He is playing even MORE boring football than Mourinho ever played, the players don't know what he is on about...I often think that HE doesn't know what he is on about!!!
Mourinho had a 'plan B' and a plan 'C'; Grant hasn't even got a plan 'A'!!!
As far as I am concerned, there is only one team in the Premiership that would be suitable for Grant...TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR! (English fans SHOULD get it...others might know! )

Q: How many bus drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't be silly, you cant even get ONE to change a £5 note!!






A Blonde gets a job in an office; as its her first day they tell her that she must get the coffees from the shop over the road.
To simplify matters she grabs a thermos and pops into Starbucks....
"Can you get five cups of coffee in this?" She asks..
"Sure" replies the assistant..

"Good" says the blonde, "I'll have 2 Lattes, an Americano and 2 Cappuccinos please!"

Penalty in ANY culture for polygamy...
Several wives = Several Mothers-in-law (and multiple nagging...)

Jeez, at times ONE is bad enough!!!!