Quote from wark :

No woman really wants their husband to also be married to another woman.

My wife would be over the moon ecstatic if I were married to another woman....well, ANY other woman except her!

Quote from NotAnIllusion :

Yeah, so you looked at pr0n mags instead of pr0n sites. The difference is big ;x

Too true...we had to BUY pr0n mags, and they weren't half as much fun as the FREE stuff you get on teh Interwebs!

Quote from jonny__27 :

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|-anyone wants to hire-|
|me for doing something?|
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Seeing as how you are in Portugal, if you find Mr Jose Mourinho and convince him to come back to Chelsea, I will buy you a S2 license.. (AND S3 when it gets released!!!!)

Quote from tristancliffe :

Quite frankly the internet is USELESS for learning, but quite good at getting a very very brief oversight, or simply getting everything wrong.

BUT!!!

It's great for lQQking at b00bies!

Imagine what it must of been like for your Fathers (and MINE!) generation, who didn't even HAVE computers and interwebs in school...we had strange artefacts called "BOOKS" instead!