First two (trucks..) yeah, that was drifting...but the buses?? Any prat can slide a bus on a SKID PAN!!!!!!!

Takes real skilzzorz to drift a bus around Oxford railway station ..I know, I did it!!!!

Come on guys...this thread has been going for 47 pages, and for the majority it has been good clean fun...PLEASE do not let it get to the stage where the mods have to close it down!

Just to remind everybody what it is supposed to be, here is some cute kittehs to ponder over....

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

Actually, it is the December 2008 one for some reason (Fairly new to PCF myself, not sure on how they date it :shrug. Issue 220? Pic attached of date and of PC submerged in a Tupperware full of mineral oil

Now I'm trying Cillit Bang to clean my Mobo, it gets shit done

Yep...there is a bit in this months issue...you is right!

BUT...the complete article appeared in the April 2007 issue (#199) on page 128...it gives a complete 'how-to' guide!

Quote from e2mustang :

so the 16 H race is over,finally managed to wake up so i installed the game,started it got the first error: my nvidia driver is too old,kay no prob,downloaded the new1. start again and my monitor says out of range, v freq. and h freq. if i change my resolution,says the same thing but with different freq. numbers. any1 can help me here plz?

Did you get the latest WHQL drivers (178's) or the 'special FarCry2' beta drivers (180's)?...It has been well documented that the beta drivers are a bit buggy.....

Quote from Gills4life :

You're doing it wrong:

Only thing wrong there is that it is a pushbike and not a motorbike!

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

Actually, that's a good way of cleaning out your mobo. Just make sure it's been grounded before hand, and make sure it's thoroughly dry before putting it back together

I'll stick to my compressed air for now though. Actually, I read in this month's PCF that you can submerge your PC in an airtight container of mineral oil (ya know, horse lubricant ), and it replaces the need for fans. It's like watercooling the entire thing, with no need to channel the water. Because it's non-conductive, it will function just fine. The only thing you can't put in is the HDD, as it has that hole that you can't block

Are you sure it was THIS months??? You must be about 2 years behind in Ireland then...that topic was covered AGES ago in my PCF!!

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=41376

Already loads here....

Quote from mutt107 :

its not that its not a rally game

Google Gene rally...it is NOT a rally game! That is just the name!

Last edited by Bladerunner, Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:53.

Quote from mutt107 :

im still trying to think of this game it was a 2d top down car racing game where you can mod your own cars create setups and stuff

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?p=959259#post959259

I voted Led Zepp..only because the OP didnt include Rainbow, Deep Purple, The Stone Roses, G&R, The Glenn Miller Orchestra, Girlschool, ACDC, Status Quo, Boston, Aerosmith, Yes, Whitesnake, Velvet Revolver, Saxon, Scorpions, MSG, or even the bloody Spice Girls!

Stupid poll anyway!

On behalf of the senior generation...SOME of us geriatrics can still use a microwave and a DVD recorder!

Biggest problem is..as you get older you have more stuff to feel nostalgic about..which can be mistaken for being a technophobe.
Prime example....music was MUCH better in the seventies than it is today!
(Aaahhhh, nostalgia ain't what it used to be!)


Bladeys latest project...
I decided..I am going to raid the storage cupboard and build a Pentium 2 based 'puter with a Soundblaster card and twin Voodoos..a massive 256Mb RAM and a 8Gb harddrive, sling in Windoze 98, and play Quake!!!

Quote from Electrik Kar :

The mechanical Hound slept but did not sleep, lived but did not live in its gently humming, gently vibrating, softly illuminated kennel back in a dark corner of the fire house. The dim light of one in the morning, the moonlight from the open sky framed through the great window, touched here and there on the brass and copper and the steel of the faintly trembling beast. Light flickered on bits of ruby glass and on sensitive capillary hairs in the nylon-brushed nostrils of the creature that quivered gently, its eight legs spidered under it on rubber padded paws.

Was that from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?? (Which was made into a film that was prolly one of the greatest works of Sci-Fi in the history of anything! )

Quote from mutt107 :

haha that was fun :P it reminds me of this 2d top down car racing game i played once i forgot its name anyone figure it out?

Gene Rally perhaps??

Unfortunately I found that it becomes very tedious very quickly...shoot some guys...drive for ages, shoot some more guys...drive some more...crash jeep....shoot some guys...walk to next place where there is a jeep...shoot some guys (without blowing-up/setting fire to jeep!)..drive a bit...shoot even MORE guys....Jeez...you dont even get a chance to "get it on" with the female buddies!!!!!

Like I said..tedious!

(/me is waiting for teh stoopid aliens to appear and REALLY f**k it up like in Far Cry and Crysis :/)

I dont suppose that the Governor of California had anything to do with this...did he?

IIRC He did say that he would be back!

I wish they had something like this in the UK...I would get Emmy packed off there TOMORROW (if not sooner!)
I think that must be a great cure for "Stroppy Teenager Syndrome"

Here is what I thought to be an appropriate GIF

And all that just to register on random forums and post viagra adverts!

/me wonders why BigPeBe was trolling a thread about stoopid ricer spoilerz on Escorts in the first place!

Eagle Eye...bit weird...reminds me too much of the Sandra Bullock film "The Net"...that sucked too!

Quote from Danke :

For years we've known that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Now they've announced bus service.

All buses drive on the highway!

Quote from Bon, Angus and Malcolm [:) :

]Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Dont need reason, dont need rhyme
Aint nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

Im on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobodys gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobodys gonna mess me round
Hey satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey momma, look at me
Im on my way to the promised land

Im on the highway to hell

Why climb a bloody long "Stairway" when you can take the "Highway"??

Quote from MonkOnHotTinRoof :

Isn't there a woman who killed 3? husbands with awesome cooking ? Was in news some time ago, can't find link .Now that is a perfect murder. No one can touch her and she always have enough men in queue .

1st Husband...died after eating poisonous mushrooms.
2nd Husband...died after eating poisonous mushrooms.
3rd Husband...fractured skull...he wouldn't eat the mushrooms!



Want to kill somebody without blame? Buy them a bike and let them ride around Oxford for a week!

Just travel on MY bus..I am a born again heathen!

Gary Glitter: Take note!

OK...Who told the rastas that they could smoke sand instead of ganja????