Quote from Stefani24 :

Calm Down, mate.^^
Anyway, i dont think my pc will run gta iv, maybe ill get it when's out.

Sorry, but I agree with Pecker on this one..anybody who posts links to a Rick-Roller on a "serious" forum is an ****

(Bladerunner votes to suspend any members posting RickRoll Links: 1/5)

Quote from apollo1600 :

has anyone got the song move your body by dj cammy??
cheers

HMV might have it, and I will bet you can find it somewhere on Amazon.

Quote from BAMBO :

If you make me the Vice President, I will personally hire Tristan Cliffe as the workforce motivator.

Best reason I can think of NOT to make you VP

(PS...10 drivers already...15 to go...Come on guys!!!)

"Dear Deirdre" from The Scum... Eat your heart out!..



(Almost deserves its own thread!)

Two gay Scotsmen..Ben Doon and Phil McCavity
(Very similar..sorry!)

PLEASE don't get me started on gay jokes, I'll get banzzored!

"My wife has gone to the Caribbean for a holiday!"
"Jamaica?"
"No, it was her own decision!"

Quote from anbiddulph :

you mean my desk

since i made him communications manager he thinks he runs the plae XD (jk)

OI!!!! All I'm doing is communicating. ..that's my JOB!!! Best thing to communicate is the fact that we is needing drivers, so I is communicating that

At least, I think I can just about manage communicating, so that's why I am a communications manager...I think...

Quote from Scatter :

I thought they were so incredibly cheesy that they were bad...
Oh well one more:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

It is also my joke copyrighted by bus drivers FOR bus drivers )


still funny though,

Russia vs Georgia in the Womens Beach Volleyball...good match, great babez, and an "edge" to game as well...
Armchair sporting delight!

Quote from HVS5b :

I just signed up and made my first two trips Imagine having to deliver beer to Munich , like delivering sand to Saudi Arabia!

Not really got much of a clue whats going on at the moment, just gonna figure it out as I go along. City and commodity bonuses seem to be the way to earn cash?

Got about a dozen e-mails from companies wanting me to join up. Is it worth it, the discounts seem pretty hefty but I quite like the idea of going solo.

Maybe run 2 accounts?

Yes I could read this whole thread, and prolly will do, jus not now

Any pointers for a noob welcome, see yas on the E roads, fellow heavy haulers

Come and join Live for Trukz..better to be with a bunch of guys you "know" than a bunch of complete strangers from across the pond! (AND we operate in Europe!
Give us time, and the benefits will far outweigh the disadvantages...contract runs ALWAYS pay better than private runs, and the discounts mean that you will be able to get a good truck a LOT quicker...
We cant get any contracts YET because we need a minimum of 25 members before we can bid, but even when we do have them you are free to do your own thing anyway!

Quote from Luke.S :

blade accept me on the forum plz.


nvm

All done..and AtomAnt as well...

Did the email get through OK this time? If so...WOOT....if not, bugger!

Football, small-bore rifle, 400m track, 800m track, show jumping (), 100m freestyle, judo, boxing, gymnastics (Trampoline, vault), 10m diving, 3m springboard, muff-diving and bog-snorkelling.
Can we add Winter Olympics too?
Downhill, slalom, freestyle snowboard, Biathlon.

Too much fun flaming the OP...I bet the mods are having a giggle too...for as long as it doesn't turn nasty

Quote from Crashgate3 :

The BBC coverage of the women's weightlifting has been fantastic.

Apparently the Romanian girl was 'trying to squeeze every last kilogram out of her snatch'.

ROFL..Pity I missed that bit!

Quote from kamilek12 :

if cops actually had the evo then they would all lose a bunch of money cause they are ugly and slow and very uncomfortable. cheaply made and not sturdy

They ACTUALLY do have them...not just one, but 3 that I have seen with my own eyes...in service!
The one pictured above, and 2 unmarked patrol cars..they cruise along the M25/M23 in these black EVO's until some ricer tries to burn them off...then they hit the blue lights and next thing the ricer knows...

PWN3D!!!!

Quote from Maukkade :

Hm, dunno if someone have posted this.

Yes, they did!

Quote from PaulH :

Wahoo!
http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=news
http://ir.take2games.com/ReleaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=326627

Definition of silly...spending a lot of money on a laptop for portability, then complaining that you have to carry your G25 everywhere to play LFS!

In anycase, my costs:

Computer (C2Q6600, 2Gb RAM, 1.5TB HD space 8800GTS) ~£700
Monitor (22" Widescreen TFT) - £150
G25 - £150
Chair - £40
Desk - £Sod-all (Got it out of a skip...originally valued at £500!!!)

Last edited by Bladerunner, Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:36.

Surrey Police at Clackett Lane (M25) Services cheat...

Imagine THIS chasing you down the motorway!

Quote from Bladerunner :

Womens Beach Volleyball ftw!!!!!

Quote from SidiousX :

women's beach volleyball FTMFW!!!

Beat ya!

Cost of PC/Equipment has no bearing on ability to drive.
However, people that are more 'involved' with LFS tend to devote a large portion of their disposable income to their preferred hobby, namely the computer. Therefore it is only natural that you find people that are classed as aliens tend to have (statistically speaking) better set-ups.
Point I am making is that if somebody consecrates a lot of time to practice, then they will soon wear out 'normal' wheels, and will need a wheel with more durability, which just happens to cost a heck of a lot more pennies. (G25: €200, ECCI setup: €1800!!!!)
Furthermore, if they spend 6 hours a day or more at the screen, then they are going to want a very good image to look at...all this costs money..

Big question is, what comes first? Chicken or the Egg?...Alien or Ninja PC?

I've applied...flogged my truck in the US, took out a loan. and currently in Paris waiting for membership to be accepted so I can buy a new set of wheels!

Quote from anbiddulph :

K, il have to move...

How long will it take to set up?

Quote from nesrulz :

DEDI:

// optional: InSim port
/insim=63393

Lapper:

$Port = 63393; # Insim UDP port. Open this port after starting LFS Server by typing /insim=29999 in chat or include it in config-file LFS Server

and the Insim Relay tab settings on LFSW? What about your IP address...has that been changed?

Quote from nesrulz :

Gai-Luron, why Lapper (last version) block insim relay (LFS Remote)?

It doesnt!

Both my servers are running the latest Lapper, and both are showing on the Insim Relay!

Have you changed the port numbers for Insim by any chance?

Quote from lerts :

it was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noni

and what i mean is somebody put an adictive in their products to sell it more

zOMGWTF!!! Dont tell anybody...Coca-Cola might get the idea and....oops, they already did!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_-_Cocaine

Kev...Charity shops/establishments cannot take electrical goods of ANY description because of Heath and Safety Nazis...if they take your computer and sell it, then some poor sod electrocutes themselves, then they would be liable...end result, they wont even accept an old toaster!

If you cant give it away, take it to your local pawn shop and see if they will "lend" you £50 for it...you don't have to go back to get your puter, or to pay the £50
Failing that, try what I did last summer..I had a REALLY old laptop...(it was running Windoze 1.0 in monochrome!!!!!)...Had builders in and they accidently knocked over from where it had been (precariously ) placed...when it got broke we told the builders we wanted our damaged goods replaced...we got a brand spanking new Fujitsu Amilo out of it