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Bladerunner
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Quote from Wazzlo :
I can remember being in the Yorkshire Dales, coming back from some village to Leyburn on the bus...it was a woman...and damn she was one hell of a driver, everyone looked quite frightened as I remember, she was doing about 50mph on twisty-turny roads and passing cars where you would have thought the bus could not pass. I thought it was awesome, felt like being on a public rally.

In that case she wants bloody shooting..she wasn't a good driver...not doing 50 on a bendy road with a bus full of passengers!
Squeezing past cars through narrow gaps..what a moron!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from MataGyula :
And btw, Speed Racer!

Speed Racer what?? Avoid at all costs unless you are 9 years old?? That film was so grotesque I "walked out" after 15 minutes....total piffle!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :
I suppose it'd be as bad as my mother naming two of my sisters what she wanted to, Holly and Rose, which isn't such a bad thing, but my surname is Bush. Picture that.

Dont worry about it George W. it could be worse...


oops, my bad, I see it already is!
Bus Drivers of the FEMALE persuasion....
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
PLEASE dont think ALL bus drivers (Male OR Female!!) are like this silly biotch...just be lucky you weren't her passengers!!!
http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-bus-driver.html

Maybe if somebody explained understeer to her she might improve!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
People who saddle their kids with stupid names ought to be sectioned under the mental health act...I mean, what twat would call their kids "Brooklyn", "Romeo" and "Cruze"?

Seriously though, spare a thought for some of my work colleagues, their REAL names are:

Mike Hunt and Wayne King!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Klutch :Uhh, kinda hard not to miss out when he died.
After all, he was an australian "Legend" (As the media would have you think)
The only legendary thing HE did was **** the olsen twins.

Separately or at the same time??
If he managed to pretend he enjoyed it, then he deserves an acting oscar!!!

MaryK&Ashley=:sick::dopey:illepall
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Can I get a coach and carry passengers instead of freight??
/me wantz a BUS COMPANY!! \o/
(Had 15 years dragging a REAL 40 tonne truck around bloody Europe...NOT gonna do it in a GAME!!!!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from P5YcHoM4N :
But a quick google found this list. So knock yourself out.

Lists are one thing, but it wont give me feedback from hands-on use... which is what I am asking for from here

Yep, Movie maker is ok....ish, but I just glued two clips together, used max quality settings...took 47 minutes to do an ~80 min film....and managed to totally screw up the brightness/contrast settings, and put 90% of the film out of sync...really first class if you ask me!
Video Editing software
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
I am trying to stick a few *.AVI (DivX) clips together to make a full movie...at the moment I am trying to do it with Micro$haft Movie Maker, cos it is on my PC already and free...
Question is, are there any viable alternatives that have more functionality, are faster, and are just as free?
Suggestions pls
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from lerts :ive been playing attention to flocks of seagulls at maybe 100 m

Oh bugger... now he thinks he is Eric Cantona!
Quote from Eric Cantona : "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea"

Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from tristancliffe :Bladey is with dSRC, so it's likely to be a dSRC server. Which means you probably got on the wrong side of Tiny. Which wasn't easy to manage, as she was very tolerant.

Aha...Sorry, can't blame you for that particular train of thought, but its wrong

The servers concerned are hosted on MY spare box, and although they bear the [dSRC] tag, they are/were not connected physically to the original [dSRC] Battleground servers, that had to close when our provider went bye-byes on a permanent basis.

The ban list on mine was originated by Wrecker Barricade, a service which Tiny didnt bother with; her opinion (and quite rightly so..) was that SHE would decide who to ban or not to ban, based on the behaviour by individuals on our servers...
(pretty much the ethos to which I subscribe nowadays anyway! )
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from The Very End :Me??
Banned from where, forum, a server what?
Give me more detailes, I mean, a ban I don't remember got to be a good one

Edit : If it's me I don't even need a reason, I'm me, and that alone is worth a ban.

Common sence votes ban The Very End from coexistence [1/8]

Yep..you were bant from my server! A throwback from when we could opt to have our ban lists updated by the Wrecker Barricade....dunno why, which is why I wasw asking!

Ban TVE from existence..oops, I mean CO-existence [2/8]
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Just a quick related query, but I was trolloing through my bans.ban file the other evening (for no particular reason ) and noticed a throwback from the days when we coulld auto-add people to the ban list courtesy of the reporting system (now defunct?)
Anyways, I noticed a few names on the list that I just cannot understand why they are on there - I have unbanned them obviously, but I wonder what they must of done or who they upset to get on the list in the first place!

Speak up TAA and TVE! Why was you on my list??
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from lerts :
that would be the begining of starting to use 100% of brain

Beginning to use 10% of yours would be a start!

Quote from lerts :
your thoughts?

er....how about laying off the waccy baccy for a day or two?

IBTL
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Watched it at about 5AM BST this morning...bloody great for those who like high-octane action with brain in neutral! Heath Ledger was brilliant, but was that only because all of the rest of the cast (Exceptions: Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman) had forgotten how to act...to call some of the performances "wooden" would be over-complimentary!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Gotta say it (even if UK release date is only a couple of hours ago )...Dark Knight IS bloody good..
Heath Ledger is as good as everybody says he is in the film, definitely worthy of a posthumous oscar!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from mrodgers :How many times is this topic going to come up?

My question is, what is the average mileage driven elsewhere around the world? You can state in KM if needed, I can convert.

We have previously agreed that the average wages are approximately the same number in it's respective currency, example, US is $35,000 and UK is £35,000. Consumer products on average are approximately the same cost no matter which country, $150 is £75 in UK.

If the average wages in the US were $70,000 and the cost of consumer goods were the same, I would gladly pay $8-10 per gallon for fuel.

When it takes 1/3+ of your paycheck just to get to work in fuel, it gets to be a problem.

Average wages in the UK £35000? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!

Latest figures put the average at more like £25k, but when you take the fat cats out of the equation, this figure drops to about £20k....anybody earning over that is doing rather well, unless they are in a high spec job. The average working man would be quite happy with £30k...I know I would! The "minimum wage" here is only about £8.5k per year!!!!
In my own case, weekly take home pay is between £320-£400 depending on shifts, and although I only drive to and from work 5 times a week (22 mile round trip) and a few miles running around, it costs me £25 per week just for fuel

As for consumer products being the same, it is well documented that we in the UK pay a hell of a lot more than the US for the same things...
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from ATC Quicksilver :Played by the same actor and actress, so they are getting on a bit.

So?...I'm getting on a bit too, so Gillian Andersons age is, to me anyway, an advantage!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
zOMGWTF!!
I see Xpox 360's are now part of a common stereo system!


(OT..What you need is a AMPLIFIER!)
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from ATC Quicksilver :Someone needs to watch the new X-Files film when that comes out and tell me if its good or shit, the trailer makes it look awesome, but trailers always do that.

If Mulder is still as cynical as ever, and Scully is still a mega-hot babe, it's good enough for me

(/me :heartbeat Scully :lovies3d
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from DieKolkrabe :Is there a limit to how 'abusive' you can be before you get banned, or is it up to individual mods?

I would imagine that although the character of individual mods MAY have an influence on the threshold, they do tend to have a lot of that rare attribute: "COMMON SENSE"
It is often very obvious when somebody is crossing the fine line between being obnoxious and being a total arse...however, they have to take into account past history as well..has somebody snapped a reply at a comment that would normally be out of character for them, or have they always been picking for a fight?
If you think OUR mods are sometimes a bit heavy handed, I suggest you go have a peek at the TDU forums at ATARI..the mods there are VERY strict...insta-bans just for questioning the dedication of the developers...jeez, if we had the Atari mods here, there wouldnt be anybody left on the forum!!!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Yisc[NL] :I think it will take another minute or so
I've attached the relevant sections of Lapper for my pitboard.

Many Thanks...trying it out now


A bit later..
Works a treat!!!
Only suggestion...maybe a timeout after a few seconds..example..pass the split/end of lap, pitboard displayed for 5 seconds, then disappears until next split...would that work?
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Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from Yisc[NL] :Wow, I just have to post here about my first race with the new Lapper version. It was awesome. My pitboard is working like a charm with constant updated sector and TPB times, messages about winning/losing time per sector and the new feature of displaying good/great splits of everyone worked superb. Wow, what a great experience that was.

How long do you think it will be until you are ready to release your pitboard to the community? It looks very useful, and I would love to integrate it with Lapper on my servers
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