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Bladerunner
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Quote from Velociround :



Seriously, they are bloody smart shoes...where can I get matching trainers??????
Bladerunner
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Quote from NightShift :Yep and watch the theatrical version not the director's cut (which is only for completists)

Since we are talking about Kelly, for those of you who also happen to like Philip K. Dick, I recommend Southland Tales.

Why oh WHY have so many crap flms been made out of Phillip K Dicks' books? I can think of lots of "Average" films...Total Recall, Minority Report, and the above mentioned Southland Tales...but only ONE true classic! (Absolutely NO prizes for guessing which one! )
Bladerunner
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Quote from dawesdust_12 :......... Anyone who's friended Jakg can confirm this.

Maybe, but why would ANYBODY want to do that???


Only kidding...mmmK??
Bladerunner
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Quote from dawesdust_12 :What looks wrong in this picture?

(Look Closely)

Sorry Dustin, but I have to say this:

FAIL!!!1!!



When you photoshopped the screenshot, you could have bothered to get the RIGHT FONT for the word "Men"
Bladerunner
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Quote from Gabkicks :the lost and the damned content is already in gta IV pc version... there's a mod for it. I havent used it myself yet.

Content as in cars/bikes/clothes etc, but NOT the storyline
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
This one, unfortunately is TRUE, and happened to ME this weekend. (It hasn't even been posted on the site yet)

Quote :On Saturday my wife received a bundle of gift vouchers as a competition prize; they were for Woolworths, Zaavi... FML!!!!!

Bladerunner
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Don't wish to seem like I'm nagging you, but you know you could get most likely the same 'kick' (which is just Nicotine) from a gum or patch combination? That way, if it's the Nicotine you're addicted to, you can still get 'high' but you won't be killing yourself at the same time.

Get the same "kick" from a patch?? You ARE joking of course, because you most certainly are NOT talking from experience, whereas I am!
When I have had to make a long-haul flight, the thought of 8 hours without a smoke terrified me, so somebody suggested I use a patch or chew some nicotine gum..Neither worked

As for patches, have you ever tried getting the buggers to stay alight???
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
FORTY F***ING YEARS OF F***ING FAGS!!!!

Work THAT out on a calculator and you will see that I have spent enough to buy 2 Ferrari's AND an Aston Martin!!!
Bladerunner
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If I was looking at pics like that while "At Work" I would deserve to be shot at dawn....not just jailed for 3 poxy years!
Bladerunner
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Quote from Bean0 :Alfie Patten,the 13 year old dad has joined Fathers for Justice.
He doesn't understand the politics of it all but he already has a Spiderman outfit!!

Ha Ha at Bean0...proof that he reads The Sun...and worse than that..he reads Jane Moores' column!!!

(I know it was from the sun, cos my Missus read it out to me this evening!)
What will they simulate next?
Bladerunner
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For the love of mike, what the hell are they gonna simulate next on PC???

Here it is folks, The ULTIMATE Simulat-"OOOOO-AAAARRRRR"

http://www.download.com/John-D ... 3000-7551_4-10908050.html

And if like me, you can remember The Wurzels singing: "I got a brand new combine harvester" - then this is for you!
Bladerunner
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Quote from DevilDare :uhm..... am i supposed to be amazed now?

Everything was fine, except for gun fire..... looks so fake

Here is $500...you are welcome to try to do better!
Uwe Boll...Eat your heart out!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
THIS is the film that will have Uwe Boll in tears....It is only a short 'demo' clip, that apparently was made with an immense budget of.....$500.00

It's only 5 mins long, but already has crashed YouTube TWICE because of the traffic...

I only hope somebody puts the money up for these kids to make a full-length version...Guaranteed goldmine!

Enough waffle...heres the linky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UPMEmCqZo


(PS...Its Half Life, so if you aren't a fan of The Free Man, you might NOT like it!)

If you hunt around you can find the High Def version in MP4 format...looks even better in full screen!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Up until about 2 hours ago I thought that Call of Duty 5 (W a W) was a bit overrated...then I played it for the first time with the new patch....
got as far as the "Catalina" mission in SP, and I must say that was some bloody intensive gameplay! So much going on around ya that you forget that you are supposed to be shooting stuff. I got deaded on the first run-through just because I was admiring all the action/eye-candy... even forgot to hit the screenshot/video (xfire, of course! ) hotkeys to record it all!
So, for that mission alone..it gets a "WIN" !
Bladerunner
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Quote from Crashgate3 :

Agreed...that tree-line on the upper left looks WAY to dark
Bladerunner
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Quote from kingfag :You could use "set affinity" in the Windows task manager, to stop GTA from using multiple cores.


Yes, but WHY???
Thats like having a Lambo and sticking a block of wood under the loud pedal so it wont go fast!
Bladerunner
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Redbull is awesome.

Although the Sainsburys Energy Drink is nice, and it's only like 40p a can.

Tescos Kick is £1.50 for TWO * 1ltr bottles! Sometimes they have it on a 'special', and its only 88 PENCE for two litres!
Bladerunner
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Would be interesting to see if somebody could "play" it using the computer, entering one note at a time etc..would be fun to see (hear!) what it actually sounded like
Love the little comments in the script though!
Bladerunner
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The only one for me is Tesco's "Kick"....OK, it tastes like p1$$, looks like p1$$, and probably IS p1$$, but it's cheap! With my shift pattern and permanently suffering from jet-lag, I get through 3 or 4 LITRES a week.
If I could find a way to hook up to a continuous intravenous supply of pure caffeine, I would probably go for that instead.

[scary thought time] FYI, at least 85% of coach drivers that dont do regular (ie: school) runs are the same. [/scary thought time]
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Thanks Eric...(and thx to Gills as well )
Bladerunner
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Our very own Ian.H of [dSRC] fame has made some cool mods for this (including a MRT! )
We at digiServ have our own little sub-forum dedicated to Generally!. Visit it here: http://dsrc.digiserv.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=68
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Give him a chainsaw, that way he will learn even quicker!
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Quote from batteryy :i say this again cos didnt get answer last time, you think do i have a problem in the game, or in xbox? the game crashes sometimes randomly and comes annoying specyally if it crashes in middle of a hard mission. i had this problem in one other game of mine, but the rest of em worked fine

Try turning "clip capture" OFF...there are still major memory-leak issues with that function!
Example...I have 1Gb vRAM..with Clip Capture on, runs out of video memory between 3 and 30 minutes of play...Turn it off, and I play for ....well....ever I suppose..no crashes! (longest stint in one go was 3+ hours)

[edit]...just re-read your post...dont think this applies to xBox...sorry! [/edit]
Bladerunner
S3 licensed
Went into town this morning...no choice, I ran out of ciggies!! (My village is so small, it's not even got a shop or a pub or anything!!)...
Driveway was 4-6 inches of virgin snow, road out of village had seen maybe 4 or 5 cars all morning.
What is all the fuss about? got into town with no probs, parked in Tescos car park...did shopping, came home. Didn't spin wheels or slide once... car was always pointing in the right direction...yet there were tw@ts who were sliding all over the place!

Obviously Emmy was overjoyed when the school announced that it was closed again today, so she has been out playing at snow-wars all day with her mates and the dog.


Some piccies for your entertainment:
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