I'm fat because I am a lazy b*st*rd who sits on his ar$e all day long (and calls it "work"), lives on Mickey D's and kebabs, and cant even spell eksersise.


But I am HAPPY!!!!

(5' 5" and 11st 10 lbs....CBA to work it out in Euros )

Quote from shaun463 :

Hey, calm down Bladey . I was just trying to explain how MT suits my needs better than LFT at the moment.

EDIT: I don't really care about contracts anyway.

I am cool Just trying to show that you could have done all that without leaving us, and we would be nearer getting good stuff for LFT. More members = more revenue = better stuff like discounts etc.

Quote from shaun463 :

I have earned about $10000 since I started working for Mother Truckers . My truck is no longer a rubbish 1994 Freightliner FLB but a 1989 Volvo .

Big deal Shaun...I have just paid CASH for my double-trailer endorsement which cost $10000...this is on my 1997 Kenworth W900 that I paid $13000 for...I also have alloy wheels, new tyres, and sh*tloads of other goodies...and I earned ALL that money with LFT...even without contracts!!

Quote from full list :

Air Filter, CB Radio, Fresh Tires, Fog Lights, Fuel Filter, Fuel Injector, Tool Box, Aluminum Wheels, Warning Lights, Double Trailer Endorsement, GPS Navigation,

I found this pic "riveting"!

Another find that made me rofl




holy fsck!!!! this actually HURT while laughing! http://failblog.org/2008/09/23/slide-fail-2/

Just HAD to post this one...looks like Kev chatting about his e-penis again!




Follow it by watching this vid...I defy you to keep a straight face!

Quote from anbiddulph :

shame, only 8 are active

Just a query...do contracts depend on TOTAL members or ACTIVE members?

Quote from Woz :

Yep, you are right. The universe is too large for the correct chemical soup required to start and maintain life not to be created in another location. It is more a question could they ever reach us due to the distance

Who is to say that the correct soup all came together a billion years ago in another system, and they have had a LOT longer than us to evolve and develop, and have not invented interstellar travel?

Hypothetical...imagine popping back just 500 years into our own past with you present day knowledge...you would either be hailed as the brainiest person alive (eat your heart out Steven Hawkin!) or burnt at the stake for witchcraft!

As for crop circles, just ask Mulder...he will tell you that he WANTS to believe!

Also: SIGNS

You ALL FAIL!!!!


Victor van Vlaardingen (You know, that guy wot wrote some music for some racing game........)

MASSIVE BUMP!!!


OK, so I am bumping...I am also pimping for members!! We currently have 15 members in Live For Truckz...we need TEN MORE!!!! Then we can get contracts and make loads more dosh.
I have suggested dropping our company rate to 4% for a while to encourage new members...obviously this will be reviewable later once the contracts start running.
Come on guys, sign up today!
If you already belong to another company (and I know some of you do!) how about taking a little "holiday" from them and help us get running properly? You never know, you might even ENJOY running for us!

We have our own off-site forum, with news and info about the best routes at any one time, and we are always willing to advise people how to get the best stuff quickly.

Those who joined and then left because we didnt have any contracts...you were not exactly helping by leaving, were you?? (No names mentioned...S***n***!!!)

Come on guys...sign up..after all, it IS free!

Quote from george_tsiros :

are those... VOODOO cards?
jesus

remember the guys who managed to run doom3 (albeit with very low graphics) on VOODOO cards?

yep...they be original Voodoos!!! (and they still work!) Voodoo SLI was THE canine wotsits back in "the day"...they used to cost megabux back then...silly money that makes top range nVidias look cheap by comparison! Don't forget...money was worth a LOT more then!
I might even stick them on eBay in the antiques section

Quote from pacesetter :

Wow 5 GFX cards!!, what a total load of BS!!!!

Bugger...and I thought FOUR GPU's was overkill...but then, I suppose he could have 2 top of the range nVidia cards (with DUAL GPU's!!!) in new fangled SLi mode, and maybe an old PCI card (OR TWO!!) like an ancient 3dFX card (in old-fangled SLI mode??)...that would give him...er, lets see....oh yeah..SIX!!! Maybe 5 IS possible!

Wouldn't fancy the electrickery bill though...but then, that setup would only need two monitors..which by coincidence is how many I am running! btw, I just happen to HAVE 2 old 3dFX cards, AND the SLI cable...might give it a whirl and have a go at Quake (teh originals!) with a quadcore CPU (/me wonders if 3dFX SLI will handle widescreen :/)

edit: pics attached...hands up who remembers them

Last edited by Bladerunner, Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:09. Reason : added pix

FFS...get easy!!!!
Right click on the desktop, select Create New Shortcut, then edit it to read: "C:/Windows/System32/gpedit.msc"
When you got that on teh desktop, double click and enjoy!

Talking to a guy in the pub the other night about sex..told him I let my dog watch while I'm in bed with the missus.
He asks "why?"
I tell him that it helps to train the dog...

The dog watches me and learns how to sit up and beg, then watches the wife and learns how to roll over and play dead!

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Hey, wake up!

Oral sex:
She: screw you!
Me: bite me!

Jeff Dunham still rules

Wait until you are married..oral sex/foreplay usually consists of two hours of begging!
(on that subject, see recent post in Bad Jokes Thread...cos that reminded me of one )

Hardware firewall and Avast...cant really see the need for Avast AND AVG!
Also let Windoze Defender tick away in the background..cuts down a bit on the adware

Stupid question, but very obvious considering some of your earlier requests...

Do you actually HAVE a mail-server of some description running? If so, is it configured correctly?

Quote from jibber :

Yes, try it... you will be surprised... you can not just look at her... you can also touch her... like in reality, you know.

Biggest problem there is that they also expect you to TALK to them as well... Then they NEVER shut up!

Shine on you Crazy Diamond, gone to Rest on the Dark Side of the Moon.

Quote from tikshow :

one from me to you!

I just hope that she hasn't got that phone set to "vibrate"

So...let me get this right...some geeky types in SwitzerFranceLand want to see how teh Uniiverse was created, and made a foolproof machine to do it....let me see:

Quote from Douglas Adams :

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Quote from Douglas Adams :

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

are you worried yet?

Quote from Juls :

Doomsday comes so often in media recently that it should become a regular day of the week.

Quoted!

Dont care about the standard of acting, hype, or budget...I STILL gonna watch it just for the Aston!!!!

Bah...0832 BST and I am still in debt...FAIL!

I suppose that the salesman who sold me the Audi R8 yesterday afternoon (on tick, btw! ) is now rubbing his hands with glee as well...(b*st*rd!)