Anyone up for some Radical Racing tonight? Hyperactive what's your real name so I can look out for you? I'm Struan Robertson so say hello guys if you see me in and around in there

Quote from Kid222 :

Ajax match also sounds good, i just found that they're playing with Rotterdam, so it could be good game with much goals.

Yes I'm sure there'll be a really friendly atmosphere between the supporters at that match for you to enjoy :fence:Feyenoord and Ajax fans are the best of friends.

Quote from Bob Smith :

I don't see the big deal? It's not like getting stuck in some weird sexual position, picking a mobile out the toilet is fair enough.

BUT! The mobile maybe fell out of his bottom when he was doing a dump, they should never have invented vibrating mobile phones....

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I like dutch cakes and they even do a mean sausage roll, bakers well placed next door to coffee shops for the inevitable munchies. Oh and I have to say that Maastricht is the prettiest Dutch city I have visited. Public transport in Holland is also very very good, there seems to be a train going anywhere you want every ten minutes.

Last edited by AlienT., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 19:45.

Well done Kris, you have found a top team there mate. I remember when you first started with us in LFS you were still in nappies (dipers)......You have become a very good racer now and I noticed in vent your voice has broken and is now on a par with Barry White Good Luck!

http://goamsterdam.about.com/o ... rip/tp/reasonstovisit.htm

The obvious gets boring after a day (or depending on the person maybe a month), however Amsterdam is a lovely city to explore on a bike

Last edited by AlienT., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:41.

Oh bugger it I'm going to fork out ....it's typical that two of the 4 tracks I haven't got are the Milwaukee Mile and Sebring..... so no wk 13 fun in the mazda or Radical....bah it's a conspiracy I tell ya! Bin Laden has a lot to answer for.

The mazda and radical week 13's do not do anything with safety ratings they are for fun only. The legends and solstice wk 13's still count for SR though.

What annoys me is that I have all the content except 4 tracks, so how can I buy six items to get the 20% reduction....something not quite right there surely I shuld be entitled to the 20% discount as I have forked out for the rest of the content? I have sent them a 'moan-a-mail' see what they come back with

Maybe you could take a trip to your local scrap merchant Joe or phone round a few. Good luck with the cockpit it looks very nice.

Where's the Bucks Fizz option?
I'm a big Jam fan, the Who are also up there

Did anyone watch the documentry on Phil Spector last night? It was interesting, I didn't realise he had so much influence on some of the most well know songs of all time.

Last edited by AlienT., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 15:52.

Next season I'm going to try and take it more seriously and see how well I can do. I'm not quite sure which series to run though? I think I'm going to concentrate on the skippy as I expect this to remain the most popular. I'll probably give the new trucks ago for the Oval series. Unfortunately I'm not good enough to run more series together . What are you guys going to go for next season?


Edit: Moose try this thread for Mazda/Millwaukee set ups http://members.iracing.com/ifo ... readID=16138&tstart=0

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Quote from StableX :

If you like the XRG, go and take a look at www.raceauthority.com and give their server 1 a try. It's usually busy and has some good racers. Will be good competition for you! Points don't make prizes there but you get some fun. Just don't put a foot wrong or you'll get an admin sticking the boot up your arse!

And just how would you know? You must have a good memory

Sorry Andy I couldn't resist

Oh and to the original poster, just go online any server and give it a try mate, times are not so important at all, respect for other drivers is what matters. Maybe just let folks in the server know you are new and you'll be fine. Online is where the fun is

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Quote from tinvek :

i'm a dyxlexic, agnostic, insomniac who lies awake all night wondering if there is a dog

Now that made me laugh

How are people being conned LOL? They are free to choose the service if they like and not if they don't like, quite simple really. Also why do you have to come on this thread and call someone a Wally?

Oh dear mate, you should have bought it while you had the chance. You know in the future when junior comes along you'll be lucky to be able to afford an a PC with punchcard for an input/output device. Fancy graphics will give way to nappies, Johnson Baby Lotion, powder, baby grow's rediculous looking baby clothes a ten in one super dooper pram and pushchair combo that you will need a degree in structureal engineering to put together.....Oh and did I mention a new car to house all your baby goodies, car seat, automatic bottle cleaning kit, powdered baby milk by the ton a new house with an extra two bedrooms, one bedroom for the baby and the other to use as storage for all the crap that people will buy you.

No don't get me wrong mate I'm not bitter I'm just married with kids!

Woot! about bloody time

Edit: did I just say woot?....oh dear sorry

Oh that is sad, I do feel sorry for Jaap he puts a lot of effort into it and keeping the masses happy is not easy. I wish now that I had never bought this sim, I would rather have given the cash to Jaap for a few beers. Personally I blame Moose :P

Last edited by AlienT., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 09:23.

Oh dear Scott I would run and hide quickly before they spot this. Good luck mate and may your god be with you through the torturous moments of reading the replies

Garph, Don't knock drag mate, I dress up all the time and it's knocked at least half a second of my lap times.

Hehe, just remember to finish worsed you've first got to finish

Well that'll teach you for selling your soul for some extra cash.

Your foreword in the popular book 'Going Faster! Mastering the Art of Race Driving using Mouth and Knob' by the Skip Barber Racing School gave the game away.

Edit:*note to self....Get back to work soon and stop posting absolute nonsense you immature nincompoop

Last edited by AlienT., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59.

Sorry Moose, don't take this personally because I think your a real fine guy. You do excel in the majority of the criteria but unfortunately even in first gear you are just too darned fast for us. Maybe if you get a bit more experience or perhaps chop you arms and legs of we could possibly consider you?? I would need to run that through with the rest of the chaps though. Without trying to be hurtful and I don't want to build your hopes up I think your chances are still going to be limited though as I've heard that you drive a mean race using your gums to steer and your nether regions for braking.

All the best in your search for a team

Quote from bigukg :

I'll be there sometime between 6 and 8 mate, see you then hopefully!

May I suggest to only target one team at a time, get used to the drivers in that team, race with them for a bit etc. Working your way down the team list applying to any won't really help you mate, of course just my opinion.

Sorry for hijacking your thread Peter

Sign him up

Quote from bigukg :

Interetsed in joining, I'll pop by later on

Entry Requirements:

1. Either 75% grey or bald (Bobby Charlton type hairdo may be accepted at managements discretion)
2. At least 40% of teeth missing (false teeth may be worn on special occasions)
3. Obviously you have to be slow as hell.
4. If your not in the Canadian mafia you have no chance.
5. Gimp suit must be worn for all league events, this can be provided on a 'hire drive' by the team, see StableX for details.
6. You must invite the whole team to your house for a party and of course provide free flights and accomodation (5 star and first class travel preferred).
7. Must have been refused entry into Concept Racing before applying for RSR. (This is a must and non CR rejects will not be considered under any circumstances)
8. As our recruitment manager has vanished due to goofed PC you must buy him a new one if you want in.
9. Also it does help if you are very old, most of our members are in late 30's and 40's. (I get embarrased talking about my sexual exploits with animals when younger members are around)

Last of all good luck on your application!