yay!

I want to play.

I've got time to stop for a crap and still win the race!

Yes you are right it's just when you get used to something you forget how the old hardware was.

Kexi, with just the one post in 10 years you're entitled to write a novel

I think the insurance on an RX7 of any kind would be a crazy price for a 17 year old in the UK anyway.

Well. My daughter had a citreon C2 and it was crap and I mean really horrible to drive. The gears were awful so I was glad she wrote it off by ploughing into the back of an X5 (That sound bad, but she was fine and I was delighted the car was a right off)

So now she has a 1.2 Toyota Yaris and it's pretty darned good for a wee car with cheap (ish) insurance. The car is 55 plate and only cost £1600 and another £1600 nearly for bleedin insurance! It's a shame young people get screwed with mad insurance costs.

God it makes me feel old that for me and my wife on a 3 litre diesel 5 series BMW it is only £185 per year fully comp and I pay only £215 per year for me and my wife in my slightly mad and modified and insurance declared track WRX which I hate to drive as I feel and look and sound like a complete ricer!

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I'm away offhsore for a few weeks on Wednesday. Anyone want to use my iRacing account while I'm away for free? Flame CZE had it last time but he increased my oval iRacing, what a bastard trick that was. How dare he make me look good at oval

Anyway drop me a pm if you want it. I have 100% content, even the half arsed finished tech tracks.

Flame CZE, I'd be delighted if you wanted to use it again, but I cannot have you make my iRating artificial lol so If you race and do well then you are obliged to wreck at least once every few races to keep things on my level i'e utter crap!

Drop me a pm. Only users I am aware of can have this account, sorry I hope you understand.

Quote from kars19 :

Which is your best (hardest) achievement?

5 7/8 " for 3 mins before explosion with Chinese hooker. Best before that was 5 1/2" whilst thinking about the L49 around Knockhill. 3rd best was a droopy 4" trying to get interested in a hag of a wife that looks like a scarecrow after a night on the town.

Quote from AlienT. :

Pretty unintelligently written answer on this thread perhaps by me. I don't get paid here for being concise or appearing to be rather literate on forums, infact I can't be arsed and very rarely spell check anything.

I spend all my time at work writing detailed reports, tenders, contractual bullshit where the terms may and shall in a contract make a massive difference to costs!

But my bullshit forum answers are truthful ones from someone who had spent many an hour or two researching my purchases then testing them once I've been duped into buying such wonderful new technology!

SSD drives are pretty much overated unles your thing is re-booting your software every 5 minutes.

Pretty unintelligently written answer on this thread perhaps by me. I don't get paid here for being concise or appearing to be rather literate on forums, infact I can't be arsed and very rarely spell check anything.

I spend all my time at work writing detailed reports, tenders, contractual bullshit where the terms may and shall in a contract make a massive difference to costs!

But my bullshit forum answers are truthful ones from someone who had spent many an hour or two researching my purchases then testing them once I've been duped into buying such wonderful new technology!

I like Oval racing it is so very intense to the point where you hope for a caution sometimes just for a break.

I am generally a nice enough person (very arguable) but when I see people wrecking on an oval race I wet my pants with joy at their misfortune!

When the tyres start going off and your drifting out to the wall with your eyes closed and your balls crossed then nothing beats it.

Problem is I suck at oval racing even worse than I do at road racing.
iRacing I am talking about here as I've only ever tried Nascar 2003 for a brief while.

On another topic I bought that Nascar 2003 packaged disk at a friggin rediculous price a couple of years ago from ebay. One eay I will sell it or swap it for a Rampant Rabbit or something.

Anyway conclusion is that there are too many arseholes that are more of an arsehole even than me on iRacing for me to take it seriously. And I am one serious **** by the way!

Rampant rabbit is taken very seriously!

Talking of Rampant Rabbits I still have a mad fascination of Becky, she is beautiful! She is a doll although expect she likes it a bit rough. This unfortunatley for me as I am the submissive type.

Oh dear have I gone too far?

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Bollocks, it's a marketing gimmick, ssd for your most used programs perhaps, but don't expect some orgasm with how quick it is, it is not! I chose 240 Gb.

The rest of your pc shit can go on a 5000000000000000009999999999999999 Yottabyte hardrive that spins a lot but costs naff all

Just my opinion from personal experience

Bay City Rollers 'Bye Bye Baby'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw

I'm really enjoying drifting, even though I am absolutely hopeless at it and unfortunately have been doing it more by accident than plan. I'm slowly getting the hang of the E30 with 90's road tyres and it is fun to drive.

Strangely I'm quicker with the standard car than I am with the Stage 1 uprated version of the E30 M3, anyone else find this?

Quote from seniecka :

Omg. This is so beautiful. You have such a talent :jawdrop: Is this really written by you? Just wow. I am totally amazed and charmed. Even if you say, it's a basic piano piece, it's sounds very uplifting and beautiful. The simple piece of music can sound more beautiful than complex piece of music if it has some niuances in it that amazes you. In this your short piece of music, I found it has a very charming melody that is brilliant. Carry on! Really looking forward to your next piece of music. I think you have a very good taste in music.

seniecka, that is such a positive comment.

I wish that I had some musical talent installed but I really don't have any at all, unfortunate as it would be very cool to be gifted in that department. Although to be fair I did once used to play 'Mull of Kintyre' on an electronic music calculator dating at about 1981. I still remember the keys to that song. 124666545421246.

And I do know a couple of Robert Burns poems which for the life of me still only make sense if you've been on bath salts for a month and I don't mean bathing. This is normally said just before the poor haggis gets violently stabbed. wtf?

Address To A Haggis

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

Quote from sinbad :

feels floppy and I can't seem to cure that.

Viagra?

Sorry I'll get my coat once more.

Anyone want to borrow an iRacing account for a couple days? I am one of the sad individuals who can't help it and have all the content for someone to try out.

I am on a bender at the moment and it would be safer if I had no iracing access during this period. Plus I've got AC to play around with.

First pm with a name I recognise and I will send my account log-in details.

All I ask private sessions only please, don't wreck my SR and steal my account or post obscenities on the forum

Pfft I was a up at 05:30 for my daily morning run like every day, cooked the wife a nice breakfast while we gazed across the hall into each other's eyes!.

lol no I am sozzled, wife hates me and I couldn't run to the end of the garden! I can only live in hope that it has been a halloween mask she's been wearing all those years and that one day she'll unmask into a normal human being.

I love sitting up all night when I've no work the next day or few days.

It's ironic that me and Lorraine's pet chihuawa are best buddies. the little fella doesn't care that I keep him awake all night am anti-social and generally a nerdy asswhipe, he loves me anyway but we don't show it in public as to tell the truth I look dodgier than Gary Glitter on a school busd when out alone with this excuse for a dog

Aye anyway Arma3, one day I might try it.

Which game are you talking about?

Edit: Never mind I'm in one of those states again sorry.

Hello

That's a photo of Andy and Todd on a Radicals day out.

Food is for fat people!

Quote from The Moose :

Hehe, I've not actually got it yet as i'm a bit skint, but i got a few hours on it yesterday at my brothers and within my first 1/2 Lap i was grinning like an idiot

As expected from a Kunos product it just feels so natural to drive. Easily the best physics of any sim so far for me. And to think..it's only the start!

Delighted for the guys at KS. I hope it's a real success for them.

**** it can you gift it on steam? can't believe you haven't got it yet you noob! :P

+ and - on the keypad to adjust FOV, needs to be the num keypad doesn't work on the keyboard.

Correct FOV is both very good and an absolute must to get the benefit from this game I think.

But, as nice as this new toy is until multiplayer is introduced then it will hold limited interest for me. Hotlapping becomes tiresome pretty quick.