It could have been a tyre puncture, he maybe had a hole in one.

I wonder when the hole story will be putt out.

I don't think he'd been drinking, probably just been smoking some green. He maybe had to big a draw of the putt.

He deserves a medal for putting up with this. At least he left hospital in stableford condition.

I wonder if this thread will ever fade away.

Last edited by AlienT., Sun 29 Nov 2009, 16:33.

LOL Crashgate, Father Ted is one of the funniest shows ever me thinks.

Check how many fecks are in this clip.

http://www.livevideo.com/video ... 3031/father-ted-feck.aspx

(fecking sorry about of topic)

I met Princess Diana at Earls Court many moons ago when I was in the RN. she spoke to us briefly before her entourage dragged her away, I'm sure she fancied me

Fish, from Marillion, used to sit and drink with us in my hometown (Haddington) local, he is one big ugly sod with a gorgeous wife. Also met Lemmy from Motorhead at Fish's wedding, that was cool. (I wasn't at the wedding btw, I'm not that up there unfortunately)

Fish used to practise at our local Corn Exchange. Not seen him around for a while I believe he's lost the plot a bit these days!

But nothing compares with meeting Timmy Mallet you are one lucky fella!

Last edited by AlienT., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 14:26. Reason : still can't frikin spell!

Quote from TurboBlaster :

If he would die, there werent be such jokes about him.

He'll be fine he's made of irons.

Well at least he'll have a good lie in his hospital bed while recovering. Although he's a fairway from home the nurse can bring him a nice cup of tee in the morning, he takes fore sugars.

Maybe he was drunk, too many Long Island Ice Tees.

Or perhaps he had his car set-up wrong, maybe too much wedge caused him to bunker of the road when he was driving.

Anyway who gives an Albatross.

Anyone else want to chip-in with any more nonsense, thankfully my eagle eyes spotted this thread

Last edited by AlienT., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 12:24.

You guys need to putt these silly jokes to bed

It's because your rapido Crommi

Radicals at Road America is my favourite combo. My last race there people were asking whether to use tall or medium gears and how much fuel to use just before the race started! I found this a bit worrying

Wow just noticed I'm leading Div 2 of the Radicals, my best ever position in any series

Last edited by AlienT., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 06:00.

Very good deal! $75 for a year of iRacing for old and new members.

New members use the following code.

PRBLACKFRIDAYNEW09

You are right. Begs the question as to what the point of licenses is?

Licenses, with the exception of Pro, are really just an indication of how long you've been a member of iRacing and are in no way an indication of driver skills (IMO). I get my butt whooped by so called Rookies all the time.

Just drive what ever takes your fancy. The Spec Racer Ford is a great little car, I'm intending to do a full season in it this time round, well inbetween Radical, Truck and Mazda. I was going to squeeze in the Daytona Prototype but can never find any races, it seems to have died a death since the arrival of the Corvette and Dallara.

Well actually it's my birthday It was nice of the council to lay on a firework display on my behalf this evening.

Quote from boothy :

Who the **** has gravy with haggis? Neeps and Tatties all the way!

Exactly, thanyou. These douche with their bloody gravy, they've no clue I tell ya!

Good luck to all our guys running in the GTAL.

The skin is well presented, but that Lion looks far to English for me Niels.
What about you design me a RSR Haggis skin mate?

I've just had a quick race round Mosport with the Corvette. It really is very very very good. Got to go my wifes waiting on us going to Edinburgh so can't play with it more today. Damn personal life always gets in the way!

Quote from somasleep :

I just started playing with the iRacing trial.

Are there any replays? Where can I find the top lap times for car track combos?

And finally how do I get into some kind of race?

Go into the stats and you can see the WR's. As for replays, you can save your own or people post them, just check out the forums.

It's week 13 at the moment, inbetween seasons. You can race the Spec Racer Ford and the Legends in an official race, I would suggest you do this pronto so you can get promoted to D before the start of the new season. You only need to compete in two official races for both the oval and Road, or four time trials. Try to be as clean as posssible to try and gain safety rating as well.

Being week 13 you can race for fun in all the other servers without it affecting your iRating or safety rating. If you have the content anyway.

Also hosted racing has just started so you can jump in any of those servers for fun races not affecting your Safety rating.

It's worthwhile reading the user guide and the Sporting code in the refernce section for more info.

Did you get the Radical trial? Just wondering if it's still useable?

Last edited by AlienT., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 02:54.

This free trial seems to still be available if anyones interested.

http://www.radicalsportscars.com/racing/virtual-racing

Quote from JohnPenn :

Mosport.. love that track worth checking out, Time to move I think

Come and join us at the Celtic Club John, we've got a good little club going. All the Scottish, Irish and Welsh iRacing members, one of the smallest in iRacing. Wester Europe champs this season Not down to me I may add!

Had a few laps around Mosport in the Spec Racer Ford, it surely is a fun track.

Anyone else noticed the adjustable mirrors in the cars now?

Hmm maybe time for another bit of good natured banter with the English, wonder if they need more driving lessons?

College girls, or any girls for that matter, are fantastic until such time you try and adjust their set-up to suit your driving style. Then all the graphics in the world don't matter

(I should get out more)

Oh and yep pre-ordered the new content and it cost $18

Last edited by AlienT., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 04:13.

Congratulations on passing your tests guys

I can't remember doing any of that stuff when I sat my test.

Got to say I am really looking forward to the Corvette.

And lets hope with the new pricing structure we get a load more people joining up, although somehow i'm not so sure unfortunately. I really think those that are likely to try and stick with iRacing will have already done so, from the sim racing world anyway. Maybe more non-simming motor sports fanatics will come.

I also think that there is a problem that stops younger members from joining is that you need a credit card/paypal account. Mind you listening to some old codgers on the iRacing forums you don't get any respect until your over bleedin 40 anyway

AJ , you up for a Radical battle next season? I'm going to run the DP, Radical and trucks full time and try and compete in whatever league i'm put in. Mind you no doubt I'll have to squeeze in the Corvette as well.

What are you guys planning on running next season?

Oh and Moose get yer candy butt back in there! and you PMD. StableX has cookies for everyone that rejoins!

Last edited by AlienT., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:38. Reason : Been at it for over 40 years but still can't spell

In my humble opinion CTRA was the best thing in LFS, it single handidly got me totally hooked on sim racing. I have not enjoyed LFS so much since it's demise.

Ye I know there's plenty of other good servers, leagues etc but none as readily accessible for some quick pick up racing with a goal.

So poodleypips TVM I'll drink wine if I like

The triple screen angle adjustment is just what was needed, it has made a huge difference, great job with that

My only cert, a third place in Division 10 ! Certainly not anything to be proud of! Huttu and Towler have nothing to worry about quite yet.

Quote from Luke.S :

Meh i wish I coulda tryed Iracing but oh well.

Why can't you try it Luke?