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AlienT.
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Because I can't read nor comprehend, sorry Gills

Edit: At least I'm not fat:P

I've ruined my chances with Becky after posting that photo??? darnit!
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AlienT.
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No idea why but I really like those photos PIPA, good job

LOL this is the worst photo of me ever!
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AlienT.
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Quote from Bladerunner :Ivanovic has been asked to join the magic circle...he managed to shut 52,000 scousers up!

Hehe!
AlienT.
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You can talk intelligent and philosophy all you want , but lets face it guys nothing beats tits and ass

Lets face it, the only reason we're here is to make more of us, so that's why we find girlies awsome.

Breasties FTW
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Science of racing videos
AlienT.
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Thanks to Jason Greathouse for posting the link in the iRacing forums.

http://www.science360.gov/
AlienT.
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Quote from Gills4life :Definitely, I would love to give that a go!

Gills, ok please tell me the IRC thingy???
AlienT.
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Holy whisphoa Gills?

What is zeaugomonds sig?
AlienT.
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Yes, how do you give a moderator a warning for spamming?

Of all the girlfriend I've ever had me old left hand has always been the best
AlienT.
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Quote from SamH :Argh! Stop rubbing it IN!

Oh man! You get your little candy butt out there and get yourself some company, you have a personality that girls would love. Don't come crying to me because you can't get someone to narc at you all frikin day long!

The grass is always greener...I wish I had more freedom (been tied up for 20yrs) you prbably wish you had someone's spots to squeeze

Tell you what mate as long as you keep that face smiling your god will look after you, whatever that god may be to you!
AlienT.
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LOL, Well maybe 10 years ago! now she just blows. Deary me I honestly would never use the word "sucks" in real life ...I would get abused to death .

Too much reading youngsters on forums has driven me to be the uber suckors noob old age mannny that i've now become
AlienT.
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Right don't get me wrong, I really love LFS I have just driven LFS most of this evening and then gone for a few laps in the Radical at iRacing. There really is no comparison! With the FFB up and on 3 monitors iRacing is in a different league when it comes to feeling like your in a real car, tracks and the FFB that is provided. I cannot believe, infact I don't believe that there can be any arguments about this.

However, although I believe for driving iRacing is without a doubt tops, their set-up mechanism and tyre modelling is ....well lets say not the best and needs a lot of work.

Setting the car for your own driving in LFS is the way to go...if only iRacong could match this!

I would like to explain my feelings and thoughts more but as usual I'm quite drunk and can't be arsed.

For me sim racing is an enjoyable get away from real life...work sucks...I have to think alot...wife sucks , she hates sim racing, one disabled boy and another 14 year old daughter that's a frikin nightmare, although she takes her good looks from her father
AlienT.
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Well sorry but Hamilton has signed to our next school race day in the egg and spoon race.

Quote: " Formula 1 has been a great training session but my main dream has always to race egg and spoon at Banchory Primary School, with the team we have and a shit hot egg we have a real chance of a gold badge this year"

Go on Lewis you can do it!
AlienT.
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Yep, fun sim. GTR Evo with all the GTL and GTR2 cars, added with the STCC cars and a fine version of Knockhill is pretty darned impressive. Even though on triple screens my graphics card struggles with it badly .

Better than rFactor IMO by a long way and no faffing about for 3 weeks to get the settings the way you want them.

There's a new update coming out soon with American tracks and muscle cars, for the cost of this from Simbin you really can't complain.

Mind you the iRacing Radicals make the GTR Evo Radicals feel pretty tame.

Come on guys support simbin at least they're hanging on in there with PC sims

Oh and I haven't found any better sim for racing against the AI! The online pick-up racing is not worth bothering about due too certain crashfest but there is a huge community to get involved with for private leagues and servers etc.

http://www.nogripracing.com/
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AlienT.
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Quote from N23 :MINT!

You're taking all this very well mate I'm not so sure that the posters in this thread would take the same ridicule quite as well, good on you!
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AlienT.
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Today I have become religious in order to say a few prayers in the vain hope of a miracle Scotland victory against the Dutch.

More chance of Muslims and Christians agreeing that Kenny Dalglish is the only true god, but ach well can but try
AlienT.
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haushuhu...well drunk and Bawbag is my wee hero...even though he needs a****in haircut
AlienT.
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Got my mum up staying with us for a week and she made breakfast, I had one bacon and tomato roll and one bacon and egg roll...****in essence I tell ya...I love my mummy
AlienT.
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Quote from Gills4life :Ah shut up a your face!

I don't have a wheel right now, not going to be racing until I get my replacement. Won't even be on LFS until then so any chance of sounds is unlikely at the moment. Everytime I start making a new sound I get halfway through and then just sigh and close it. I have pretty much exhausted the LFS sound editor. Would love something new and different. Just allowing longer recorded samples would be a dream.

Goodness me you can't half blether nonsense, next thing you'll be telling us your Scottish :P

Whats up with your wheel mate? I'll buy you a new one? you on paypal? ya twithermonger.

One day I'll stop drinking , until then tough shitey boobboo
AlienT.
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Gills, Any chance you could make me a farting sound, so that when my wife talks it automatically kicks in?

Common you lazy sod we want sounds and we want them now, we want them always and we want them good!
AlienT.
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God all f***ing mighty what are you on about. Religion breeds a creed that is not welcome nor helpfull in this lifetime.

God bless happy people!
AlienT.
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Quote from JUPEHU :Hellow from Finland.....learning....

Well if your from Finland I'll give you a week until you are faster than me. Hehe I've yet to see a slow Finnish driver.

Oh and Welcome
AlienT.
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Quote from Rappa Z :w00T! I think I might be up to a 5.00 before the end of the week. Already up to a 4.5!

If you reach 5.00 I will personally fly over to the states with a bottle of champagne for you. You'll need to show me a screenshot though
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AlienT.
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Well I've been soley racing in the Radical and my SR was almost down into the 1's, not with incidents with others so much but just down to my carelesness, lack of concentration and stupidity, going off track and losing control by trying to push too hard.

So I had a long hard look at myself, decided not to race iRacing after a gallon of whisky, and had a determination to get my shit together. Safety ratings now back up at about 4.5

What I can say is that being a relentless midpacker myself it is often difficult to avoid incidents especially in the first few laps of the race, but with a bit of care it can be done and over time I think things average out. Blaming others for having a shitey SR gets no sympathy from me.

And Moose I really thought you liked getting rammed from behind? Well so Andy told me anyway :P

Edit: Anyone racing the 20:00 GMT Radicals at Lime Rock?
AlienT.
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It's the humidity in the air simple as that.
AlienT.
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Quote from danthebangerboy :Cheers alien, her words were 'no chance!' so not an option unfortunately.

Ach well just bin her and get one that will
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