StableX you have serious problems mate . I really laughed my a*ss of at that Halfords alien materpiece, fantatstic! It will become my new avatar.
Oh and I'm sorry that I forgot to mention that I've changed my mind about joining Halfords. I'm not sure as too much time with you rebrabates may ruin my marriage........ach bollocks, there's plenty more fish in the sea of course I would love to join
Hmmm now your committed you should know a few truths about your new recruit.
1. I am slow
2. I am old
3. I have no concentration
4. I talk utter and I mean UTTER crap!
5. I wear ladies underwear.
6. Decleration 5. was a slight mistruth, actually I go the whole hog and wear the full womens outfit, including basque.
7. My wife is currently laughing at your sketch Stable......strange thing is the alien looks like a characature of me.
Anyway thanks for having me

. I will endevour to do the best I can for Halfords. I've already got my tag ready and want to be number 80 if possible.
See you in five on track, after a ciggie ofcourse
