my first attempted im pony
Katy: -Holds up a spork.-
PONY: hi mum
PONY: spork i want one
PONY: gimmie
PONY: ill be ur freind
Katy: Are you a female?
PONY: i think im a turtle
PONY: no im not a female
Katy: Can you **** a turtle?
PONY: na the turtle would explode
Katy: I want to **** you.
Katy: Explode.
PONY: could u have sexuial relations with a pony?
PONY: would sorry
Katy: Of course, I've had sex with one before.
PONY: thats hot did you marry it/??
Katy: Nah.
Katy: I'm married.
PONY: to a frog?
Katy: To a woman, except I cheat on her with the internet.
Katy: She dosen't fufill my needs anymore, so I cyber.
PONY: oh so you leso?
Katy: No I have a cock, dude.
PONY: well go chop it off and become a leso
Katy: IT'd hurt.
Katy: Im not a sadistic
PONY: BE A MAN
PONY: you bloody skirt
Katy: Why don't you suck it off?
Katy: what
PONY: cause you havent bought me dinner yet
Katy: You want a sandwhich?
PONY: na i want luxsa
Katy: Can you just
Katy: Cyber with me, man.
Katy: Im lonely.
PONY: well go kill you self
that should fix the loanly part