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xaotik
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Quote from J.B. :David Coulthard and Nico Rosberg have two of the richest fathers in F1 and yet I would call them decent persons.

<DC>Och aye - an' if ye didn't I'd beat three colours o' shit outafya. Three. Count 'em. I ken ye won't!</DC>
xaotik
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Quote from BlakjeKaas :I'll skip this, unless it's totally mind-bowling

I'd even settle for mild spiritual pinball.
xaotik
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Quote from MAD3.0LT :lol i was fuking my x gf for about 1 year normaly 1/5 times a day not once with a condom she never got pregnet.

If going for one fifth of a time wouldn't account for her being an ex now the following surely would...

Quote from MAD3.0LT :but i allways did stress if she got preg we would get a abortion..

And what would you, personally, be aborting?

Quote from MAD3.0LT : play it safe if u dont wanna be a dad dont have unprotected sex+pill

or get a lobotomy

xaotik
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Quote from breadfan :Oh and I would like to defend Slovakia a little

All Slovaks I've met so far were pretty cool and didn't show any signs of coming from a country that was "behind" or "backwards" - but then again I do live in Greece and you'd really have to be real far back to accomplish that. However, we finally got Coca-Cola last week - special shipment, ceremony was attended by the prime minister.
xaotik
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Quote from Klutch :I hope he never spreads his seed, we already have too many stupid people in the world.

Obligatory reference to the br ... otherwise mediocre movie.
xaotik
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Quote from JJ72 :cumming inside the virgina or else?

As that can only happen once the chances are slim.

Now if it's a vagina you're talking about, it's a different matter and differs from woman to woman depending on hormonal (im)balance at the time which can affect the efficacy of the contraceptive pill. Generally speaking there are several grades of "potency" for pills. Usually a prescription works best because, speaking from experience, if they get the stronger-than-necessary ones you'll have one of the best forms of contraception ever: the woman turns into an over-estrogened psychotic bitch with a complete lack of libido and that's one major turn-off (usually). To clarify, roughly speaking, testosterone level in a woman is what causes her to be more sexually active and fertile - contraceptive pills usually increase the levels of estrogen.
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xaotik
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Quote from JJ72 :how about...em...like....the doors to the team headquaters......

Don't be silly, that would be misleading as they're those automatic sliding ones - she'd end up going there, seeing them closed from a distance and leaving. Honda doesn't like such things.
xaotik
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Quote from ChiShiFu :Wait wait, just to confirm... it now seems like he didn't actually buy the license plate?
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/68410

So, after 8 races, that makes the Forumula One championship a tie between Tristan and Intrepid.
xaotik
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What video card are you using? If it's ATI and you are using Catalyst 8.5 try rolling back to 8.4 and see if that helps.
xaotik
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Newly rich young person who practices a profession of ambiguous usefulness does something stupid that involves a lot of money. What else is new?
xaotik
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It can - there's some extension for windows explorer that allows it - google it, I had installed it for a windows admin of a client some time back because he couldn't quite grasp the significance of it otherwise; if you can't click it, it don't exist and such.
xaotik
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Quote from Luke.S :F1 requires an athletically built female driver. She is an athletically built female driver.

The petition for such an athletically built female driver in F1 is not to be confused with pornographic material, it merely stems from an innocent romantic teenage fantasy of casually getting a glimpse of her tender bosom.

Perhaps so, but still not convincing as a reason.

Quote from lizardfolk :Scott Speed wasn't that bad.

While it's true that at times he had help with his DNF exams - he mostly managed on his own.
xaotik
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Quote from rhys_02 :i alwas seem to jus want to go into the back of poeples whos cars i want to take out

Just in case:

^ When you see this: stop.
xaotik
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Quote from Paranoid Android :When I'm making love to my gf I fantasize I'm playing Lfs...

Precisely the reason chase-cam hasn't been removed.
xaotik
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Quote from Inouva :What is "stig"?

Some say he's more popular than friction but there's at least one person in Argentina who does not know him; all we know is, he's called the Stig.
xaotik
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Quote from amp88 :I'd like to be able to look back at my own life at some point in the future and feel like I've achieved something.

Then ask yourself what do you consider as an achievement. Be honest about it though.

Quote from Bladerunner :I am a fully qualified Aircraft Fitter, yet I drive a bus

It's when it's the other way around that things get worrying.
xaotik
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Quote from Woz :Create the links in the same way you would create a shortcut, just with a dir instead.

Shortcuts are just files that windows translates into "links", to do what you are talking about you need to make a symbolic link or "junction point" as MS calls them for NTFS.

More info here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTFS_junction_point

Having game settings (controller settings, message hotkeys, etc) associated with profiles as the OP seems to be asking isn't such a bad idea really - especially considering that LFS seems to hint in that direction with allowing multiple "drivers" but stops short.
xaotik
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Only if he lets his dad play.

I wonder if it applies for people suffering with dissociative identity disorder as well. No it's not. Yes it is. Oh shut up, both of you - perhaps the legality of this exercise in the virtual is linked directly to the mundane corporeal vessel of its operator. Bah, you twat - speak normally. Yeah.
xaotik
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It's only because their charging system is single-user and there's going to be a queue - so they're giving you a chance to be first in line, see?
xaotik
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Quote from Gabkicks :are there plans for drag racing?

No, but cruising is in as soon as they laser-scan more drive-ins.
xaotik
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Quote from Crommi :Also, it prevents me from opening the attachments into new tabs so they can be loaded on backround (big skins take a while to load).

Middle-click or right-click and "open link in new tab".
xaotik
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Quote from tristancliffe :Added videos. They're 1000kbps FLV files (like Youtube I think), so should work on most computers and internet connections...

Do they not have any marshalls in the events you're racing? I was watching that qualifying session at Rockingham and failed to spot any (maybe because of low FOV and video compression) flags waving with all that traffic and cars going off all around in the first laps...
xaotik
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Quote from Shotglass :hm has anyone thought of telling kaemmer how rare credit cards are in europe?

Go ahead, all you have to do is buy a cheap $6 contact license and you can tell him anything you want.
xaotik
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Quote from Victor :My god, I think if I left some of those on, half of the posters here would've been in the ICU by now because of all the heart attacks / popped blood vessels.

... so, exactly why didn't you leave them enabled?
xaotik
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Quote from Eleanor SpeedGT :Ugh I dont get it, i post a video about crysis explosions and it gets only 80 views with one month, and this video was put on 10th of JUNE 2008 and already over 200 000 views....

We should get the Onion to make a video about your plight. I'm sure there are many other people out there suffering from such neglect as well who could find a little solace in a well-researched report on the issue.
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