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hyntty
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Quote from Jonathon.provost :Drag-Strip League

Isn't that a bit precarious as both 'drag' and 'strip' are quite versatile in their homonym richness? Not to mention the dirty images in my head when you combine them.
hyntty
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Since you asked.

Yesterday I was talking to a couple of girls by a pool. One of them spilled her drink on me, quite intentionally I think. :/

That sums it up basically.
hyntty
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hyntty
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Já jako ovce.
hyntty
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Quote from JackCY :
What road signs are you talking about?

hyntty
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KTM t3h motorbike or KTM as 'kauppatieteiden maisteri'?
hyntty
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Quote from PMD9409 :Well my son, when are you inside her, you still have the rear view mirror.

Don't you think it less about being inside, and more about taking him/her from teh behind with TVE?
hyntty
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Quote from MTV3, a ****ing gain :Klien's surprising promotion to GP-driver happened simultaneously to the Austrian absinthe label Upsynth's appearance on the Hispania car. Absinthe is a strong alcohol drink.

Finland. News go straight to the important point.
hyntty
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I knew you were a bit 'slow' but four years?

What?
hyntty
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Quote from MTV3 : Italian driver Adrian Sutil was fined a massive 10 000 dollars (7500 €) for driving a wreck...

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hyntty
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Quote from Joseph Stalin :I'M AN IDIOT AND QUOTED ALL THESE PHOTOS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE JUST ABOVE THIS POST

I approves
hyntty
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Quote from Fastwalker :my sister's frenzies!

Can you describe your sis to us :hide:
hyntty
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That'll definitely work.
hyntty
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Quote from dekojester :

I can haz sandwich:

By the look of things your (former) mate has your sandwich. I've seen murderers with a less enraged look on their face.
hyntty
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Quote from Bob Smith :Really? I generally had the opposite impression. Massive visibility aid around dusk.

Around the city with all the street, I never need my lights on to see where I'm going. They barely help at all. I'm sure the police would have something to say if I always took your approach though.

In more developed countries cars have had lights on all the time. (Except when they aren't running. Duh.) Every manufacturer since the 90's have for that reason made the lights go on when you turn the key. Which is awfully handy.
hyntty
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Quote from J@tko :Is hot-seating permitted?

We can't stop you from wetting your pants.
hyntty
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Quote from logitekg25 :my lips are itchy

So are mine. I tried all kinds of balm but the one that actually works is semen. Kinda handy when you don't have to depend on a supplier.

Quote from TehPaws3D :I for one do not pleasure the thought of mayonnaise running down my chest with lettuce on my back, THANKS, But I will quickly pass.

Now you're giving me ideas.

Quote from TehPaws3D :I've never been to a party

Admitting you're too busy in the kitchen. Finally.

Quote from tinvek :birngs awhole new meaning to the phrase "a shit sandwich"

Wouldn't that be grinding the rear?
hyntty
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No not really. We've all just been seriously scammed
hyntty
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Quote from TehPaws3D :pic

Beaver in the wrong end.
hyntty
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I'm a chauvinist and thus do not care.
hyntty
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Why is it called "San Marino GP" anyway?
hyntty
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Quote from Inouva :Or What?

He'll accidentally you?
hyntty
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Quote from Inouva :Sorry, i send a report for that pic, i think is not for this th...

I sense late feminism starting to bloom. No?

Besides even you have to admit that pink outfit (on the girl, not the piggy) is reason enough to have a crisis.
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