''We all got divorced for this..!''

"Stop making faces to me, Smile!"

Steven Richards really liked his new car - pity none of the crew knew that it was meant to be driven on the road



Woo - thread's 2000th Post - buggar, Blas beat me to it

If you touch this car, eberything you touch, will converto to gold

The one who took the photo: "MUHAHA, I waxed the car body with special glue"

"Well, we told him the new components were light. He should've had his boys leaning on his."

i never win these

Quote from J@tko :

Steven Richards really liked his new car - pity none of the crew knew that it was meant to be driven on the road



Woo - thread's 2000th Post - buggar, Blas beat me to it

hahahaha winner!!
im a ford boy and thats funny!!

I was asleep :P

Here's my entry

If you put your hands on it mates, they won't see the bits we missed

Or:

Damn, this ain't no bobsleigh

DK

Yes, we all fit in there!

heres my one

p.s who won/is winning the V8 supercars this season?

Policeman:- ''Your name, please..''

Driver:- ''Scott Speed, officer.''

Policeman:- ''Do you realise you were doing 25 in a 50 zone?!''

Officer: "Could you give me an autograph?"

Quote from Origamiboy :

Policeman:- ''Your name, please..''

Driver:- ''Scott Speed, officer.''

Policeman:- ''Do you realise you were doing 25 in a 50 zone?!''

If this one doesn't win I'm going to petition to have the thread closed. Great stuff!

OMFG I just remembered - I had a dream with your name in it last night! I was checking the inbox on my phone and there were only two texts in it, the first one I can't remember but the second was from "Origamiboy"!!! Then I woke up and thought "WTF was all that about?"

Quote from Origamiboy :

Policeman:- ''Your name, please..''

Driver:- ''Scott Speed, officer.''

Policeman:- ''Do you realise you were doing 25 in a 50 zone?!''

LMAO

Wiggum, Clancy - "Do You know where can I buy donuts?"

Quote from Origamiboy :

Policeman:- ''Your name, please..''

Driver:- ''Scott Speed, officer.''

Policeman:- ''Do you realise you were doing 25 in a 50 zone?!''

LOL! Thats definatly a winner.

i'll decide the winner - entries accepted til i get home from school 2morrow (approx 6pm BST) c if u can beat Origamiboy

Quote from thisnameistaken :

If this one doesn't win I'm going to petition to have the thread closed. Great stuff!

OMFG I just remembered - I had a dream with your name in it last night! I was checking the inbox on my phone and there were only two texts in it, the first one I can't remember but the second was from "Origamiboy"!!! Then I woke up and thought "WTF was all that about?"

Thanks!

As for the dream, don't worry about it. Apparently its a common occurance..

Officer: "Sir, this IS a road in Atlanta, but it's NOT Road Atlanta."

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Officer: "This is gonna cost you, I'm afraid. Let's see: no headlights, illegal exhaust, no license plate, ..."

Officer: "if you let me drive in there, i let you go "

Officer "Does It Have Cup Holders?"

Officer - "Your vehicle is not street legal"
Driver - "AH COME ON! It's the only car able to turn around here"
Officer - "Very unpatriotic of you, young man"

(no offence people)

My attempt (Sorry if's long)

Officer: Your vehicle's not street legal:

Driver: I missed my braking point: The road says Atlanta...

Officer: I'm going to ticket you. This is not a racetrack. Despite what the young kids may think...

Officer has voted to ticket Driver [1/1000] Press 1

Driver: It was a mistake. I won't do it again. I promise

Citizen #1 has voted to ticket Driver [2/1000]

Driver: Fine then

Officer: You WANT a fine? Ok, $5000 and the loss of your car. How's that

Driver: I said Fine, not that I WANTED a fine. Here, have some doughnuts

Woah there, Tex - it's a caption competition not screenplay competition.

Uh, what if I enter and exit a petrol station instead?