Quote from bose321 :

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabas ... 78562_picdump_101_136.jpg

LOL!

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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :

Some funny videos there Velociround, but i have to ask. Why is it, that you Brazilians/Spanish/Mexicans always say "kekekekekek" or the worst one, which is "jajajajajajajaja". Why the hell can't you guys just say "lol"! It's really annoying!

Well I don't really know, I could say it's to give emphasis to the laugher, because we do laugh very hard playing GTA IV, and using just "lol" every time wouldn't cut. But that, I think, is because it's really something cultural, I don't know any Brazilian who doesn't laugh like this. Besides, we don't have any abreviation for laughing, since "lol, rofl, lmao" etc don't mean anything in portuguese. The equivalent to rofl would be "rncdr", lol would be "ra", and lmao would be "cdtr", which are, let's say, ridiculous, and no one would understand what that means. Also, every person has a different kind of laugh, but the main ones are:

kkk = lol
KKKKK = LOL (the more K there are, the more and the longer you're laughing)
aeuhaueh = lmao (same as above)
HUAEUHE (short) = LMAO
HUHAEUHEAU[...] (long) = ROFL
HAHA! = LOL! (short and loud laughter)

Some weird people with this new "digital inclusion" that's happening in Brazil also laugh like "koapkaokapok" (which doesn't make any sense at all, but some people who are new to the internet laugh like that, specially woman, even though some weird guys laugh like that too). There is also another variation with "riairairair" which is used by people who use the brazilian letter "H", that doesn't have any sound, so they use R to replace the sound they want. Since this is very ridiculous (and it's a fail too, because only the first R has the sound they want, and the other ones have different sound), many people started to use that as a joke, for instance, in those "funny pics". That has spread to the internet through the "dorgas mano cães", which are pics of police dogs searching for drugs, with the captions "DORGAS MANO!", that means "DURGS YO!" (yes, the R in "drugs" is written incorrectly).




There are many variations for the laugh, it depends on each person. The most common one uses H, U and A. The other variations can include the letters H, U, A, E, S, O and, in the most weird cases, P and K. H is always required, and A is very common too, although some very few people don't use it. The longer the written laughter, the longer you are laughing. Some people here usually keep typing that until they stop laughing or until they get out of space to type if it's something they find really funny. Then they send the laugh, and keep writing the laughter at the next line if they're still laughing. That kind of occupies a lot of space on chats, and when more than one person starts laughing like that, the conversation can be said to be over and you can't read anything else on the chat because there is a lot of "HAEHUEHA" being spammed (when there are more than 3 people). Fortunately, those are rare lol.

[EDIT] I don't always laugh like that (as you can see in the video), and I'm very discrete when laughing in portuguese. It's just that, I laughed so hard back there. In english, I always use the common ones according to how much I am laughing: lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, etc.[/EDIT]

Quote from JasonJ :

They seem to be all using "Trainers", where they have no bullet spread (100% accuracy) spawn weapons to no end and they are invincible.
Totally kills it and I don't play anymore because it's just a joke. I dunno why yours don't work. I don't use 'em.

Occasionally (1/million) you find a server with about 10 ppl not using cheats and it's freaking great fun, then some 'tard comes in and ruins it all. Worse than LFS demo tbh.

From the description I'd say my server would be like one of these 1/million, and when some 'tard comes in I kick him.

There's just a problem I have found... there is a cheat that makes other people (even the server owner) unable to see the cheater's profile from the in-game phone, which makes us totally unable to kick or vote to kick him. When that happens, everyone just gets out of the server, I make another server again, everyone gets in and we continue what we were doing before. That's what happened today. Ask Bose.

I found it funny that everyone immediately left the server and the cheater stayed there with no one else for him to cheat on.

On a side note: there are much more cheats than that: super speed, super grip, instant-transportation, spawn cars, spawn weapons, god mode, infinite ammo, etc. It's such a shame. I've always hated all kinds of cheats, and I never used nor will use cheats. People who use cheats in public online games should be banned from the internet.

Last edited by Velociround, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 03:14.

Whenever you guys decide to go for a Steam Tour, call me, please! I'll join you (steam acc: Antonio05)

It'll be like "LFS Forum invades Steam".

Quote from JasonJ :

You don't fly to the moon when you crash a car or a barrier, which is nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14hrJG27TBM

Yes, it's much, much better when you play with friends. I for one have about 5 friends who have GTA IV and we play online a lot, it's very fun.

I made a gameplay video of the online mode for those interested... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKjFdzeDts

It's nothing special, just running from the cops in free mode shooting and trying to get as many stars as possible without dying. But with friends, it's a lot of fun!

We basically just play in Free Mode, though we do plenty of different things in this mode.

Edit: I forgot to mention... my Games for Windows Live acc is Velociround5, just in case someone wants to play online.

Last edited by Velociround, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:56.

Now that I know who I really am () I can post some other good ones I have found:

I am Whore Jesus, the Plagued Meme destined to rape and pillage everything

I am easy to please Jesus, the one who'll steal the Behemoth, destined to die to the heavens!

I am Stoned Man, the unstoppable pedo destined to have sex with all the heavens.

I am not Christ, the one and only pedo destined to break the jews.

I am Mega Penis, the Massive Neet destined to Sell AIDS

I am Super Christ, the Immortal Christian destined to lead all and pillage everything.

I am Mr. Jew, the chosen tripfag destined to sell 4chan!

I am Faggy Girl, the Tragic Otaku, destined to Rape The trolls!

I am Jesus Virgin, the first hero destined to rape God.

I am Eternal Bro, the Immortal Meme, destined to rape original content!

I am Dark Prime, the plagued boy destined to rape your little sis!

I am Father Kun, the Chosen nig.ger destined to Steal all Jews!

I am Silent Dad, the Raging Overlord destined to Overthrow all children!

I am Lazy Boy, the Original Mastertroll, destined to Wrestle with Mankind!

This one deserves its own pic:

:ices_rofl

I AM JESUS KILLER, THE BRINGER OF THE CAMWHORE, DESTINED TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE TROLLS!

Quote from zeugnimod :

Ok.

Believe me now?

You're joking, right?

Quote from UnknownMaster21 :

haha, I will say it "2010"

haha!

I've read "two thousand and ten".

Quote from Kalev EST :

Last year?

I was about to say that

And so on: two years ago, three years ago, seven years ago, last decade, two decades ago... next year, two years from now, etc

Dois mil e dez.
Two thousand and ten.

Really, don't make it complicated

http://formspring.me/velociround


I can't believe I have that on my ctrl + v :doh:
I have made that formspring thing just because everyone was spamming me with theirs... I made one so I could spam them back! lol
You can still ask anything there if you want though...

just on graphics card

lol!

Yeah... also, registrations are now required in order to view the content.

(I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant, but anyway )

Speed

Gabkicks has got Battlefield 2 for me! Thanks a lot mate!

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

Steam matches your IP to the store

So a UK player can't buy stuff from the German store

Unless you fake it through a proxy and purchase the game with a fake address from the other country... Which is what many Brazilians have done with GTA IV offer, and all of my brazilian friends who have done that are playing GTA IV online right now on Steam... (GTA IV isn't available for Katin America AFAIK, or atleast not on Brazil).

FRIGGIN' FINALLY! Lady Gaga is NOT a man!

http://cache.gizmodo.com/asset ... /4/2009/12/500x_gaga1.jpg

(click at your own risk)

Quote from Sir moi 407 :

Hi!
My question will sound incredibly stupid but I can't find how to delete the In-Game informations like lap count and drivers positions...
I have 2.93 and want to use it to make videos

Press Shift + F in-game and everything will get out of the screen.

vou pedir

Quote from Gabkicks :

would a brazilian have to help you, or could I?

I think it would be great if you could help me I was trying to find a brazilian (because supposedly it would be easier to transfer the money) but all of the ones I asked either were not home/on their PCs or didn't have a credit card/PayPal account.

I'll send you a PM.

Thanks a lot in advance

I'm kind of desperate trying to find someone to purchase Battlefield Full Collection for me (7 dollars! It costs 65 dollars on the local stores), I have the money I just don't have a credit card nor a PayPal account! Could someone help me? I will give you the money back, just tell me how.
For instance, I could go to a bank and deposit the money in your account.... Banco do Brasil, I think it could work?

Please, someone!


PS: 1,111th post

Brazil FTW.

Quote from Ales_M :

Edit: If anyone have same problem not finding server, just put cruise option on and ull see it.

Yeah, I had that problem too.

There was some great fun there, but we need more people joining this server so it gets even funnier.
May be just a timezone difference, though. When does most people here get to this server?