Cloning hard drives.
Could someone tell me how to clone my hard drive please to a new hard drive?
I have tried several programs but they either don't work or they wont find the new hard drive.
I have heard Norton Ghost is good to use but don't have the money to buy it.
I need to be able to format the new hard drive aswell as I tried to install Vista on it using discs that HP supplied with the replacement hard drive but it installs but stays on something called 'HP One-time setup process' and doesn't come off of it.
So I need a program that can format the hard drive aswell as being able to clone the hard drive aswell.
Should I give Norton Ghost a go? Does Ghost transfer the files over or does it make a archive file?
Cheers.
I have tried several programs but they either don't work or they wont find the new hard drive.
I have heard Norton Ghost is good to use but don't have the money to buy it.
I need to be able to format the new hard drive aswell as I tried to install Vista on it using discs that HP supplied with the replacement hard drive but it installs but stays on something called 'HP One-time setup process' and doesn't come off of it.
So I need a program that can format the hard drive aswell as being able to clone the hard drive aswell.
Should I give Norton Ghost a go? Does Ghost transfer the files over or does it make a archive file?
Cheers.
The title really does sound wrong, you have to learn to keep it in your trousers you sick man lol - Only joking.
You should be able to tell if the bitch is pregnant in 9 weeks when she'll be ready to give birth, that's if she is pregnant.
You should be able to tell if the bitch is pregnant in 9 weeks when she'll be ready to give birth, that's if she is pregnant.
No problem bud. Just waiting for my 50p now lol
You can have a right good laugh when playing the Wii with others. It is designed for the whole family to play. I can't see why you have to be 6 yrs old to play the console.
I got a Ipod Touch from my Mum, Lee Cooper Gift set & a few PC items from my grandparents and a Mckenzie t-shirt from my sister. Oh and some money aswell.
Just waiting now for my Motorbike from my Dad and a few other bits and bobs
Just waiting now for my Motorbike from my Dad and a few other bits and bobs
I will have a look for some more on the forum I got them off when I get home, there are loads of them lol.
Some more....
3 naked men in a sauna, an american,japanese and irishman.they heard a beeping sound,the american touches his arm and says thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin. next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says i have a microchip in my hand. the irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse, he says "oh jaysus would you look at that, i,m getting a fax
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Paddy was sitting on a bus when a young blonde started breast feeding her baby. "Come on, eat it all up or I'm going to give it to that man over there," she said.
Ten minutes later she again tried to feed the baby. "Come on.....or mummy is going to give it to that man over there," she said. Paddy just carried on reading his newspaper.
Another ten minutes goes by and the blonde picks the baby up again. "Oh for ****'s sake," says Paddy, "make your f*cking mind up - I was supposed to have got off three stops ago."
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his dlck and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a chicken.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . . . . . ..'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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A bloke was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a young lady playing up ahead of him and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don't know what hole i'm on".
She told him "You are one hole behind me, i'm on 7; and you are on 6".
He thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same woman and went over to her again "I'm sorry to bother you but i'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole i'm on. She told him "You are one hole behind me, i'm on 14; and you are on 13. Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went over to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and chatting he asked her what she did for a living. "I''m in sales". He replied "No kidding so am i, what do you sell?".
She said its too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said "I sell tampons".
The bloke immediately fell to floor laughing his bollocks off.
She said "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied "I'm sorry, but i couldn't fcuking help it. " I sell toilet paper,
I'm still one hole behind you"
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As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she says, "It's regular porn, you sick b*****d."
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The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather S&M style bodice, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
he saw me and said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... He did not say anything....but we had wild sex all night.
The married one: The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes home from work, opens the door and
says: 'Hey Batman! What's for dinner?'
3 naked men in a sauna, an american,japanese and irishman.they heard a beeping sound,the american touches his arm and says thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin. next a phone rings and the japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says i have a microchip in my hand. the irishman feeling very lowtech went to the toilet and came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse, he says "oh jaysus would you look at that, i,m getting a fax
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Paddy was sitting on a bus when a young blonde started breast feeding her baby. "Come on, eat it all up or I'm going to give it to that man over there," she said.
Ten minutes later she again tried to feed the baby. "Come on.....or mummy is going to give it to that man over there," she said. Paddy just carried on reading his newspaper.
Another ten minutes goes by and the blonde picks the baby up again. "Oh for ****'s sake," says Paddy, "make your f*cking mind up - I was supposed to have got off three stops ago."
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his dlck and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a chicken.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . . . . . ..'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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A bloke was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a young lady playing up ahead of him and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don't know what hole i'm on".
She told him "You are one hole behind me, i'm on 7; and you are on 6".
He thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same woman and went over to her again "I'm sorry to bother you but i'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole i'm on. She told him "You are one hole behind me, i'm on 14; and you are on 13. Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went over to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and chatting he asked her what she did for a living. "I''m in sales". He replied "No kidding so am i, what do you sell?".
She said its too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said "I sell tampons".
The bloke immediately fell to floor laughing his bollocks off.
She said "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied "I'm sorry, but i couldn't fcuking help it. " I sell toilet paper,
I'm still one hole behind you"
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As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she says, "It's regular porn, you sick b*****d."
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The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather S&M style bodice, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
he saw me and said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... He did not say anything....but we had wild sex all night.
The married one: The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes home from work, opens the door and
says: 'Hey Batman! What's for dinner?'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come
work.'
The boss says, ' I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice
house.'
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say "Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "Whats his name?"
Mick replies "Miles from London!"
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didnt even know they had mobile phones!"
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An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says "You're not very tight for a Jew!"
She says "Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!"
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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks "What did you do?"
Paddy replies "Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!"
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Paddy walks past a new pub & sees a sign in the window. 'SPECIAL OFFER: Pies 50p, W*nks 10p.'
He couldn't believe his luck. He goes in & sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her "Are you the one that gives the w*nks?"
"Yes" she replies
"Well" he says "Wash your f*cking hands i want a pie"
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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on. first nurse says cant let that go 2 waste and rides him, Second nurse does the same, Third nurse hesitates and says she is on her period but does him anyway..! Then the man sits up and the nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. Man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever....
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Irishman In America
An Irishman in American spots a sandwich on the ground with wires sticking out it ..
He phones the bomb squad and tells them about the sandwich with wires sticking out of it..
The bomb expert asks "is it ticking" no says the irishman , "it's beef"
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Patient says "Doc, I can't stop singing The green, green grass of home.'"
Doc says "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
Patient says "Is it common?"
Doc says "It's not unusual."
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A mother of two 16 year old blonde daughters had just bought a new house in a new town. So they were buying paint, shades and all that you would need for a new place.
The mother left the house to go shopping. She told the girls that she wanted them to paint the family room but, NOT get any paint on their clothes.
After the mother left the two daughters decided that they should just take off all their clothes to obey their mother. So there they were painting naked when they heard a knock at the door.
So they both went to the door and said "Who is it?"
The reply was " The blind man."
So the two blondes thought ... He's blind, so he won't be able to see us naked. They let him in.
The man said "Nice tits lady, now where do you want the blinds?
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come
work.'
The boss says, ' I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice
house.'
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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say "Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "Whats his name?"
Mick replies "Miles from London!"
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Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didnt even know they had mobile phones!"
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An Irishman is shagging a Jewish girl & says "You're not very tight for a Jew!"
She says "Well you're not very thick for a Paddy!"
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Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks "What did you do?"
Paddy replies "Ive put the dog in our garden, lets see how they like it!"
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Paddy walks past a new pub & sees a sign in the window. 'SPECIAL OFFER: Pies 50p, W*nks 10p.'
He couldn't believe his luck. He goes in & sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her "Are you the one that gives the w*nks?"
"Yes" she replies
"Well" he says "Wash your f*cking hands i want a pie"
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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on. first nurse says cant let that go 2 waste and rides him, Second nurse does the same, Third nurse hesitates and says she is on her period but does him anyway..! Then the man sits up and the nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. Man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever....
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Irishman In America
An Irishman in American spots a sandwich on the ground with wires sticking out it ..
He phones the bomb squad and tells them about the sandwich with wires sticking out of it..
The bomb expert asks "is it ticking" no says the irishman , "it's beef"
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Patient says "Doc, I can't stop singing The green, green grass of home.'"
Doc says "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
Patient says "Is it common?"
Doc says "It's not unusual."
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A mother of two 16 year old blonde daughters had just bought a new house in a new town. So they were buying paint, shades and all that you would need for a new place.
The mother left the house to go shopping. She told the girls that she wanted them to paint the family room but, NOT get any paint on their clothes.
After the mother left the two daughters decided that they should just take off all their clothes to obey their mother. So there they were painting naked when they heard a knock at the door.
So they both went to the door and said "Who is it?"
The reply was " The blind man."
So the two blondes thought ... He's blind, so he won't be able to see us naked. They let him in.
The man said "Nice tits lady, now where do you want the blinds?
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Merry christmas and a happy new year guys. Dont get too rat ass'd lol.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nJoOrYiDTEQ
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU - This one had to be included. Kevin Bloody Wilson is a legend lol.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nJoOrYiDTEQ
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU - This one had to be included. Kevin Bloody Wilson is a legend lol.
Lol. We have only owned the parrot for a year and a bit, his last owner had children and we think their kids must have annoyed him for the bird to be the way he is with children/teenagers. We aren't bothered by it, he is still entertaining when he is talking, they say parrots that swear is bad, it's not, it's entertaining lol.
We have an African Grey 9yrs old - it doesn't swear, much lol, a shar-pei and a cat.
The picture of the parrot is blurring because it wouldn't stay still, he seems to put his claws in his beak if he doesn't want me to stroke him lol - he will bite. (Doesn't like children/teenagers)
The picture of the parrot is blurring because it wouldn't stay still, he seems to put his claws in his beak if he doesn't want me to stroke him lol - he will bite. (Doesn't like children/teenagers)
There is nothing wrong with "British reliability" Our cars are better than yank crap anyway. Stick with Jap and European cars. Dont get an American car though, he wont get around corners lol.
Jakg, it would cost about £8k to buy a E30 M3 in mint condition anyway. But I know what you mean, anything that is quick is expensive to insure for new drivers in the UK. They really need to sort out the price for small cars though. 2001 1.2 SXI Corsa, fully comp, my best quote was £2.3k It is stupid.
There isn't anything wrong with Eminem in my opinion. The old school stuff that has been linked to in the earlier parts of the thread is rubbish imo. I like Eminem, Tupac and a small amount of 50 cents music. Thats it for rap music but I do mainly listen to dance music.
My taste in cars (which isn't actually bad) what the hell has that got to do with music lol.
I don't think there is nothing wrong with rap. There are artists I like and some I dislike.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLMVQa0KD8
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8FSYRo-BpMs
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... AOz7Y&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... lOQks&feature=channel
They are just a very few I like. Eminem is very good at rapping in my opinion.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLMVQa0KD8
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8FSYRo-BpMs
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... AOz7Y&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v= ... lOQks&feature=channel
They are just a very few I like. Eminem is very good at rapping in my opinion.
But not fully (100%) yours. They must of bought a stake in Volkswagen Group, and that isn't a small group either lol.
They say they are buying more than a 50% stake in the company, not buying the whole of the company. Would it be Volkswagen or Volkswagen Group they are buying a stake in though?
When did Porsche buy Volkswagen then? Volkswagen are part of the Volkswagen group who own Scania, Skoda, Seat, Audi, Bentley, Lamborghini, Bugatti and obviously Volkswagen. So when were they or how are they owned by Porsche?
VW and Fords aren't poor people's cars. Volkswagen Group own expensive car companies, such as Bugatti and Lambo. Fords are good cars also, well the ones in the UK are. Parts are cheap for them. Fords cant be bad cars, my dad has a 1998 Mondeo with something like 240k Miles and still runs perfectly.
Ford = Fix or repair daily
Every car company makes a good car and a bad car.
In my opinion, VW and Ford make good cars, but not all of them are good lol.
Ford = Fix or repair daily
Every car company makes a good car and a bad car.
In my opinion, VW and Ford make good cars, but not all of them are good lol.
Looks like a posh wallpaper pasting table lol. http://www.paintstoreonline.com/LWtable_250w.jpg
Of course Bruce Lee wouldn't do it again, he's dead lol. Chuck Norris will never be better than Bruce Lee
Jakg mostly spends the most time on this forum lol. I also spend a lot of time reading threads on this forum lol.
You've been watching live at the Apollo.
Few others.
I have been banned from B&Q, one of their assistants came over and asked if I wanted decking, so I broke his nose.
Irish man goes to see a black smith for a job. The guy said 'have you ever shoed a horse' he replied 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off.'
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