The online racing simulator
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My little pony?
" Shit, did you fart on my neck? "
Doh, why don't people use this this attachment thingy or even imageshack or other image sharing sites...
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I'm gonna win this GP even carried by you!
"Guess who?"

or

"Ohmigod thereisareallyfamouspersononmyback. Quickgetthecamera!" (said really, really fast)
This should lead to a good laugh, and some witty answers.
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18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.
Audi top secret tests go horribly wrong during monsoon season...
Damn it - I've Vorsprung durch a leak!
What! This wasn't kubelwagen?
Quote from JO53PHS :18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.

Next week: MGM and Broccoli family wishes to make a deal with Audi before the remake of The Spy Who Loved Me.
Audi owner's manual: Warning! Using excessive coolant may damage your car.

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SatNav voice: "You have arrived at your destination: Mont St.Michel."
"According to GPS, we should be on that road... "
Driver: "Everything is under cont... oh water!"
"Shut the boot, you're letting the water in!"
" According to the GPS we arrived to Loch Ness. But where the hell is Nessy??? "
It has been a day now, and thanks for all your entries :P They were all funny

But the winner has to be JO53PHS, with:
Quote :
18:40hrs: The Captain of HMS Failboat mashes his head on the 'open doors' button, in a drunken rage.

18:45hrs: The car deck rapidly fills with seawater, making the boat highly unstable.

18:50hrs: The Audi A3 Sea-going version is born.

The very next day: Fish4Cars becomes Fish4Audis, as Holidaymakers try to bag themselves the Limited edition Audi A3 Sea-going version, in it's natural habitat.


Runner up is t1ger, with:

Quote :"Shut the boot, you're letting the water in!"

JO53PHS, put your pic up soon. If it's not up in 1 day, t1ger can post one.
MASSIVE BUMP, someone post a pic!
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"The 008 of J. Christ is now making his qualifying run."
End of qualifying run-
"That was one Holy fast lap!"
Christ goes on his outlap in the 008 Aston Mar.
Jesus Christ was always 1 better than James Bond.

Jesus Christ was always 1 worse than James Bond
007 undercover.

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