Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

As the motorsports latest attempt at breaking into the top 40 charts sets off, 1 band member cant help but think that he didn't get the memo on costumes

Winner!

Quote from J@tko :

Winner!

Score 1 for the bad guy.

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Alonso: I like turtles
Shumi: I can't help pointing random people in the audience when there is cameras somewhere

''Alonso didn't know what to do during the lapdance, but Schumi felt right at home...''

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

Score 1 for the bad guy.

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Alonso: If I keep my hands in my lap, he won't realise I've got an erection.

"unfortunatly, race control had "Forces" enabled and had forgetten where the F key was."

"Renault and Ferrari discover a major flaw in their stealth technology experiment when the drivers took to the track"

Fernando tries to keep a straight face as Schumi greets the local youths

(if you live in england you'll see how teenagers have the urge to go "safe" to each other and stick out their fists)

Schumi, "Someone pull my finger!"

Alonso, "Yes, someone pull his finger, I might crack a smile then."

Schumi: oo im cool.. look at me ppl im so cool and beautiful!
Alonso: who the hell he thinks he is

Alonso: "Arg... I told my mommy that this is boring, I miss my toons "

"Little does Alonso realise, but Schumacher has just sentenced a gladiator to death"

Ignore the sock, it's really only this big.

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

"Little does Alonso realise, but Schumacher has just sentenced a gladiator to death"

Unlike Schumacher, I choose a winner. Well Done

See what you guys can do with this one.

''For Kimi, watching 'Bambi' for the first time was a traumatic experience...''

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I wish I hadn't had that curry."

" i cant believe it ! i just got my first WR!"

"Oh my god! Patch Y!"

"Oh! I did I leave the kettle on?!"

Quote from Origamiboy :

''For Kimi, watching 'Bambi' for the first time was a traumatic experience...''

Winner

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

Winner

Woohoo!
Ok, lets see what you can do with this...

"who's a good boy? Whos a good likkle boy!"

"who is the little boy, yeah kimi its you!,"
or
"where's kimi?, oo there you are!"

Ron "Noc Noc" Kimi "Who's there?"
Ron "The bogie Man!!" Kimi "Hahahaha "