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Timdpr
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Yeah, it's the grainyness that's putting everyone off.

We get the same attatchment space btw, just in case you didn't realise what F-F meant with the '' (Edit: Ah, you didn't I mean...umm...yeah, we get unlimited space! Another good reason to buy this game! :razz

Well actually it seems we get 0.05 MB less space than you!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
These are awesome, problem is I don't know who the hell to vote for!

EDIT: After seeing the hi-res version of Huru-aito's pic (which I seriously suggest everyone does) it has to be him! Try to find all the diferent edits...the car crash, the wheel spikes, the 'South City XXX' the graffiti, the damage on the car/buildings, the helicopter...
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Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from Crashgate3 :You were beginning to make me wonder about the Belgians.


I can't imagine Hercule Poirot sticking a peice of plastic up his bum to make his poo come out different shapes.

EDIT: haha, that's a sig-worthy sentence there

Done

Thank god it's photoshopped!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
While I'm at it...not great, but meh

Actually I don't really like this one, but someone else might.
Timdpr
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Quote from Takumi_lfs :Anyone? Could be a nice wallpaper for me.

I want to have a go too! It's such a nice shot. My first edit, I believe!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from PMD9409 :The wiser thing (IMO) would be to pay attention to the stream/remote/vent/here in order to hear/see if you are able to attend. If you are able to join then the others that didn't make it will too, and that's not neccessary.

Good point, but can someone make sure it is announced who hasn't turned up (and who can replace them - how's that going to work ) in some easy location?
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Intrepid, I scrolled down and thought 'When did I post in this thread?!' Where'd you get that avatar pic? I used it a while back, and had it in msn 'till yesterday! Don't become that mentalist in the second series! (Aww, can't find a video with the full scene)

Montoya may not be a great F1 driver, but he certainly is a brilliant driver! Well, to get to F1 you have to be, even the worst ones. A good lap, but what cars! Awesome. I wish I was old enough to fully appreciate it back then, I think I might have gone to silverstone that year. I know I went 2 years later!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from dekojester :
On another note - anyone who is on the Entry List is eligible to take part in the Kyoto 250 if more slots open up if qualifiers fail to show up.

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So I might be able to take part?

Should I just turn up in the server before the race and hope someone doesn't arrive, simple as that?
Timdpr
S3 licensed
9-3 with hands wrapped usually too tightly around the wheel, relax Tim! 9 with hand and 3 with just my thumb when shifting, use my fingers to nudge the dfp shifter when changing up gear. Whole hand on (gear :razz knob when changing down, of course!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Ooh! Can't wait!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
You're not bad in that McLaren F1!

Oh no, wait, you've just put it in the wall!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from Bawbag :It's a bit ****ing early for Jade Goody jokes is it not?

Depends
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Hmm...I'll have a look when I get the time...

EDIT: Ah, it's PitOfDespair
Timdpr
S3 licensed
I don't know the names, but has my favourite one been mentioned...you start, turn 90 degrees right, over a jump then right into a kinda long hairpin (bit more than 180 degrees), then straight until a 90 left, then 180 right, a flick left into a 90 right, along the straight you went on after the long hairpin but the other direction (v.dangerous!), kink right into a jump, then right into the wide starting straight?

Phew, it would have been quicker to look through all the CTRA layouts SamH posted...or only describe a few corners...
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Hello everyone from the Clockwork Motorsports forums!

Sorry Swiss, it's already been done.
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Thanks for the apology. I haven't seen any complaints about your driving up 'till now, and you seem like a nice person, (admitting you're wrong can be hard) but your attitude towards this event was completely wrong, and your ban is deserved. Good work Deko! Hpefully this will improve the driving standards of not just those banned...including me, I wouldn't be surprised if I got a warning or mabye a penalty, my driving was awful.
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :it's free right? It does sound interesting .

Completely! There will be certain features in the future that you may have to pay for, by becoming a 'supporter' but it isn't implemented now. You will be able to earn supporter status by paying, referrals (free!), and you may earn it by playing before it is implemented, so start now!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
If you want a browser racing one, this is very good! Dunno if it's quite what you're looking for, but meh. It's not a flash/java etc thing if you know what I mean, it's text-based, but I enjoy it! It's a bit like batracer, but it feels more fast-paced. Races are coming in a couple of months, only competitive practice sessions now, but it's great that way, as it's still fast paced and competitive, but doesn't take up that much time.

http://www.pitstopboss.org/
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from EliteAti :well see in the actual race



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By the looks of things, you're not going to be taking part in the race, or the qualification. Or any further practice sessions.
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Very Frankie Boyle, brilliant!

EDIT:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

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Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from EliteAti :That driving was on purpose
Raced like that with many drivers, tho in my front was same kind of action, especially top 3 drivers. 10 m before Green, they put the Max brake on just when i start to accelerate

On purpose? I agree with your comment about the leading drivers, but that gives you the right to brake check me and weave wildly in the middle of a safety car period on the back straight(s) at the very back of the pack how?

I'm going to watch the replay before discussing further.
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from EliteAti :you mean about when we 2 were last?

Yes! That's it! I was going to report you! Sorry, but from what I can remember your driving was horrendous.
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Just to let you know, I've finalised a few TBAs in the Clockwork Motorsports entry, but the lineup still isn't final!
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from EliteAti :you mean when i was doing "fishies" to warm up my tyres, or when i stopped
and got speed back up?

I was adressing that comment to Lizard, sorry. Though what number were you, I think I remember thinking 'I have to say something to EliteAti about his driving under the SC'
Timdpr
S3 licensed
Quote from EliteAti :it was a bit different from my angle of view

And mine, you were a bit wreckless warming up your tyres! We both had problems then! Just embarrasing to have my worst, most fail-infested race with my team leader!
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