Grr...I won't. No snow! Well, actually, lots of snow, but no new snow, meaning the road is clear. Fiddlesticks.

Should be there

I'll be at session 5, both if it snows heavily, but unlike J@tko, I probably won't get any. (SNOW! If your mind is dirty, reverse that sentence. :razz I might be able to catch the end of #4.

'Tis good! I haven't tried any other of the rsbrs, but what it does is provide you with a lot more content - loads of cars, a few tracks and some mods. To start it up, you open a program called 'RSCenter' and you get various options - what car, what track, what mod (night, all tarmac, gravel, snow, normal...), what weather, damage and whether you would like to play alone or with other people! I haven't tried out the online stuff yet, but you can participate in various leagues and single rallys etc. Then you click on a button, which opens RBR and you start on the config you selected in the RSCenter. You also get your stage times in RSCenter.

It's a faster way of applying new cars/tracks/mods and provides an online multiplayer service, basically. I love the tarmac mod!!

I only downloaded this ~1 week ago, and got RBR for christmas, so there's probably a lot I haven't tried! What should an RBR noob do now?

Quote from GrIp DrIvEr :

can you post the correct link please? I want to see this.

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-has-sweet-moves.html

Just remove the extra http

I need a good picture first, IIRC I only have one close-up on my comp, stolen from someone's bebo, and it doesn't work very well! I'll get round to it someday...

Kinda joined the strangs-mindless-communism-drone bandwagon...likee?

Please start a blog Lerts, I couldn't live without you!

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Quote from danthebangerboy :

Carmageddon 2?

Bad physics, but some cars have incredible damage models! Brilliant game!

Ooh! I'll be there!

What was the delay since the last session?

"Kenn believes 2 wheels on the grass anytime for how ever long u like is ok, while the other 2 wheels are riding on the ripple extension."

Change that to

"Kenn believes 2 wheels on the grass anytime for how ever long u like is ok, while the other 2 wheels are riding on the tarmac."

And I'm pretty sure he would be right. I don't like this sort of behaviour, though, so I would add the 'solution' if I were you!

“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

Read backwards

Quote from UncleBenny :

I'll put in a vote for Richard Burns Rally, I guess just because it was incredibly unforgiving. When I first got that game I could barely make it 500 feet before my car was totalled. Might not be the most realistic looking damage, but if you hit a tree there is a good chance your car isn't starting back up again.

There's a lot of luch involved...you could nudge a tree and total your engine, or smack a tree with your rear end, roll 5 times, smashe through a fence and into a house at high speed and be able to drive off normally!

Okay, mabye I'm exaggerating a bit!

Flatout is good, I've got Flatout 1 for the pc and Flatout 2 for the ps2, but I don't remember the damage being that good...has there been a new game? EDIT: There has been, and the damage is good, yes!

This is the game so far... http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BP08U47O

OMG, there's a website and a flash game in the making!

Last edited by Timdpr, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 20:32.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Quite a lumpy thing to be sat on..

Some varieties of lolchair can be very 'lumpy'...

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

LOL that chair..

Thank you!





Also,

Last edited by Timdpr, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 19:33.

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

Maybe some of you internetz people will know: Where does the 'three men in a bar getting excited and then becoming disappointed' picture come from?

Dunno, but have some lolchair...




500 posts!
No life!

Last edited by Timdpr, Tue, 3 Feb 2009 19:24.

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

But it's the final line of that sketch that I was referring to. But you can work it out for yourself...

Just had a look on youtube, and... Lol, I'd forgotten that one! I'll let people find it themselves...

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

I'd just like to say that anyone who though that cat picture was in any way sexual... You've been watching far too much Frankie Boyle. I would post a video link of Frankie's sketch about animals but I'd probably get an infraction for doing so.

Having a pet is just basically saying 'I have tried to find love within my own species...'

I don't know how long I could be a vet before I got bored and started shagging stuff...I'd shag an owl, because whatever position you took it from, you could always get eye contact.

I love a bit of Frankie...Don't make that sexual!

My opinion on user-made tracks is this: A better autox editor and area is as far as it should go. Autox is motorsport, and a big part of LFS. Things such as kerbs should be implemented into an autox editor at some point. If something improves both racing and cruising, good, as long as it doesn't help just cruising...people might be a good idea, they can do pitstops and be pedestrians!

I hate setups, I really do...for instance, I've been along to 2 Kyoto 250 practices. In the first race, I qualified last iirc, and finished pretty low down. I was then given a set, and in the last race, I qualified 6th and finished 6th! As soon as I recieved that set, my laptimes were faster by two thirds of a second. There are some slow people out there who are doing well because of a good set, and fast people who are doing badly because of a slow one. I know setting up your car is a major part of motorsport, but you have so many options on road cars, ones that you can take to real extremes...

IMO, setups in LFS need to be a lot more limited than they are now. It would produce closer racing, I'm sure!

I would say stop jumping on the 'I hate Rfactor' bandwagon, but then I might be accused of jumping on the 'stop jumping on the bandwagon' bandwagon, or the stop going off-topic bandwagon!

Uh-oh, I better stop jumping on the 'stop jumping on the 'stop jumping on the bandwagon' bandwagon' bandwagon.

What? Anyway, get back on topic before the thread gets locked! I downloaded rfactor demo a couple of months ago, and had no problems. I've uninstalled it since then, so I don't know about any updates having problems or however it works...the problem is either you or Rfactor. Wait, that's not much help!