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Qurpiz
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Everyone here remembers him from racing or movies I've never seen.

He'll always be REGGIE DUNLOP for me.
Qurpiz
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IMO Massa showed once again why he will never win a championship: the second there's cars in front of him, he's useless. All the drivers on the grid that are or are going to be WDC (Fernando, Kimi, Lewis, Vettel at least) have all done what Massa has not: winning races by overtaking everyone who was in their way.

On the race

Kimi: Had nothing to lose, tried to close on Glock, The Shicane was too much for Kimi. And that's the end of WDC for Kimi.

Hamilton: Solid as usual, in the end didn't even try to overtake Nico, and why would he? WDC looking a lot easier for him now.

Fernando: Brilliant. Damn I didn't bet on him, even tho' I did considered it since he was flying in the practices.

Heikki: WAKE UP!

Trulli: Can we get this guy out already? All he does is hold everyone back.

Nico: Today he was a Finn. Even if Lewis backed up a bit in the end.
Qurpiz
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Finnish commentator's are sure it's going to be 2h limit.
Qurpiz
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LOL Alonso's team radio:

"Fernando, we're not sure what exactly has happened but push like hell now!"
Qurpiz
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MASSA!! Good going.

EDIT:

That was not Massa's fault, the guy who operates the light's (WHY DO THEY HAVE THOSE!??) is going to get hanged from his balls.
Qurpiz
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Have to say, looks phenomenal. Some really mindfukcery places in that track.

But, I do have a major concern. How is anyone going to overtake anyone in there? Barring rain it might be a very boring race. Valencia-boring.
Qurpiz
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Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!
Qurpiz
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I can't believe someone can stretch Demo for a full year. I played Demo for 1-2 weeks until I bought S1 (S2 was not out yet)
Qurpiz
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Quote from zeugnimod :Link?

... don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I was.
Qurpiz
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Quote from ste_ :What's that you say? We're getting night-time racing in the rain using motorbikes?? Wohoo!


Along with the rally-pack, which was promised by the devs years ago, honest.
Qurpiz
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Touch myself
Qurpiz
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Quote from J@tko :Vettel - future World Champion.


You heard it here first.

I've heard it a long time a go and not in these forums.

Anyway, YAY FOR VETTEL!!

Hamilton was the fastest man on the track as long as it was wet. Almost caused a crash on Webber.

Kimi was rubbish.
Qurpiz
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Quote from hyntty :Well, in comparison we've got a floorball referee (Oskari Saari), a high jumper (Erkki Mustakari), A blind man (or so it seems,) (Timo Pulkkinen) and on top of that, JJ Lehto who's the coolest man on earth (or at least his sunglasses are) but verbally a complete idiot.

From these, Oskari has a Ph.D on nameology (eg. 'Scott Andrew Speed', 'Kimi Matias Räikkönen') and keeps inventing stupid nicknames, like 'The Flying Apollo' (=Hatemelol ), 'The Human missile of Oviedo'. JJ keeps repeating the words 'Well of cource/Well naturtally'. Mustakari is virtually blind, and doesn't know anything bout the sport which is amazing because he's seen 318 GP's on sight. His lack of knowledge is admireable.

Of cource this is only the crew you have to pay 22€/month for. For free you get the founder of Heikki Kovalainen Fanclub...

I think Mustakari's the best of the four, just today he owned all the others when they claimed Damon Hill won with Arrows in Hungary. But overall, I'd say us Finns have it pretty bad when it comes to F1 reporters.
Qurpiz
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That's awesome. Sprinklers to every circuit in the calendar ASAP.

Tomorrow's race is going to be epic.
Qurpiz
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Was just on Finnish television that Hamilton received 25s penalty, so it's

1. Massa
2. Heidfeld
3. Hamilton

As much as I dislike the guy, that is just absolutely horrible call. Ferrari International Assistance, now even I believe in it.
Qurpiz
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Now that my hands have stopped shaking from rage, a couple notes from the race:

- Was nice to see Kimi back on form. If only to get my hopes up.

- I'm sure Spa is an awesome track to drive, but it's also great to watch.

- What happened to Heikki in the start? Crash? Spin?

- Once again it's proven that rain = entertainment.

- Hatemelol deserved the win (since Kimi DNF). The episode in chicane IMO is nothing to rag on about, it was racing. I'd like to see more of that in F1. Come to think of it the last 3-2 laps of the race was the best racing we've seen entire year.

- Heidfeld!!! Out of nowhere.

- Kimi is out from the title race. No other way of saying it.
Qurpiz
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Wow, I've never been this pissed off after a race. This is just epic.
Qurpiz
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Boooring race so far. No overtaking, no crashes.

At least now I have to start accepting the fact that Kimi's probably not going to win the title. Go Massa, then, I guess. As long as Hamilton doesn't win it.
Qurpiz
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Only 2 pedals. I'm dying to get one with 3.
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Qurpiz
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Fukcing Ferrari, I use better strategy on my way to work. And I use bike.

It's funny to see how everything breaks for Finns in just 30 minutes. Looked like 1-2 is possible, now it's the question if either of them make it to finish.
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This is so great. I was already expecting a 1-2 for Finland in Quali, then I saw WEB on 1st, I literally shouted "WEBBER!?" out loud. Then I smiled.

Really good to see Heikki finally having success, he deserves it. Also Webber is not my most hated driver on the grid, so good for him too. Kimi 3rd, good, good.

Anyone know what happened to Massa? I heard he had problems, but exactly what problems? IMO there is no excuse finishing quali in 9th with Ferrari, even if they've been a bit out of pace this week-end. But technical problems is always bad for anyone.
Qurpiz
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<- So hot.
Qurpiz
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Sh*tloads of Nasum.

Right now Nasum - The Deepest Hole.

Has to be my second favourite band. Top 3 definetely.
Qurpiz
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How can you not love Gone with the Blastwave?

Just had my PC reformatted, pretty simple.
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Qurpiz
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Quote from hyntty :So? You're not seriously trying to argue that Hatemelolmania doesn't exist on ITV? Aren't all commentators a little biased?

I didn't say that, I just meant IMO it gets a bit funny when they make it sound like such a big deal, when everyone knows it doesn't matter at all.
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