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Madman_CZ
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Quote from ZORER :is there a bumper cam on rfactor? if no, this is simply the reason why i won't drive it.

you drive with the bumper cam? illepall
Madman_CZ
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Quote from anttt69 :If anyone can voluntarily dislocate their jaw :scared: then surely they would win?

Is it in the rules?

Not necessarily, you forgot about one minor technicality, dislocating your jaw would indeed help you to fit more Jaffa Cakes into the mouth cavity but how would you exactly go about chewing?? having just dislocated ur jaw? plus you are forgetting that dislocating your jaw would be a very painful expericence so you would probably at that point forget about any Jaffa cakes and just cry with pain!

anyway........

Just got back from Tesco and resupplied myself with a tripple pack of Jaffa Cakes.. yes 36 Jaffa Cakes even though i have really started to hate them now..... i was considering buying the blackberry or is it raspberry flavoured ones as orange ones now taste horrible but so it wouldn't void the attempt i went for the safe original orange ones. Although i cannot try to beat Tristan's 8 Jaffa cakes at the moment as yesterday i managed to burn my upper floor of my mouth so chewing anything hard is a very painful expericence which i have found out this morning when i made my self a crispy toast..... so you will just have to wait a few days

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Madman_CZ
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Yeah, we as humans have definitely something to be proud of. Amazing films by the way. What surprises me that no one on this forum has yet posted anything about these videos..!! People here are usually quick to voice their opinion

I have managed to get through the first 5 videos but it was very hard, i strugelled in places. I like animals and not just dogs, cats what people usually consider as human pets but i like all animals. I have more respect for animals that I have for humans and these videos clearly highlight why, I just cant believe that we as the supperior species disregard animals as simply objects, food which you can murder in massive numbers..

Seeing things like this really makes me ashamed of being human, i am disghusted!

I hope as many people watch these videos and see the reality of animal slaughter and how it is done. To atleast make one thing about the meat you are just about to buy in the shop...
Madman_CZ
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Quote from tristancliffe :I've already been discussing how to get nine, or even ten into my mouth, so I look forward to your attempt at 8!

i have started to plan tooo... going for 8 isnt much of a goal now, my goal is to always go one better and raise the bar higher! Either i beat it or choke!!
Madman_CZ
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Quote from tristancliffe :Yippee!!!

Take that MadMan, you big pansy!

Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. pansy huh?! thats it!!!

i shall be attempting another 8 Jaffa cakes later in the week as i cannot eat any more at the mo.. quite sick of them but I am not scared of a challenge, 8 or better it is!!!

Time for an arse whooping monkey boy!

mad
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Madman_CZ
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having no car insurance, my knees were shaking as i was approached by the driver of the ice cream van who was aHUGE!!!! bloke and so......
Madman_CZ
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k, last one... Clown bob
Madman_CZ
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Pirate Bob! Arrrrrrrr
Madman_CZ
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here is a pic of what Bob would look like with no beard!!
Madman_CZ
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does anyone know whether moderators can edit poll results? no cheating now Bob!
Madman_CZ
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here is a picture of Bob! plz don't ban me !!
Madman_CZ
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haha... i was just talking to Bob about a poll in the forums few weeks ago ...nice one xwolFx..

Having to look at Bobs beard in the flesh over the last few years i vote YES... SHAVE it off. Most of his mates have also told him to get rid of it and when we asked a few ladies they also said they would prefer Bob without!

Quote from al heeley :
xWolfx: Shouldn't you have posted this in "Improvement Suggestions" section?

:ices_rofl
Madman_CZ
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I wish i had dx10.. and...
Madman_CZ
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annoyed at the distraction caused by the sudden unexpected appearance of the floating turtle, so he......
Madman_CZ
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Quote from XCNuse :lol heres the powerpoint version if no one has seen those pictures of that horse in the red car before its hilarious

Ahh that picture brings back memories, I can still remember my dad having a car like that during the early 90s.... and it was read too didnt have a horse though
Madman_CZ
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a very sad story this, some people are just no right upstairs if they do this sort of thing. This is also a good reason for all those anti-game activists to highlight their views and call for violent computer bans even though the content of the game had nothing to do with this case most likely media will spin it and attack computer games. Yes there have been cases which have envolved GTA and Manhunt and deaths by kids copying some of the stuff from the game but this is just crazy punching a 17 month old baby....

I agree with the quote posted in that thread.." there should definitely be a test you have to pass before you're allowed to reproduce"

guy is a psycho..

I do admit when one is playing you can get really sucked into it and certain things can really annoy you, like a power cut, mum walking across tv, phone ringing or dying when getting really far and not saving so much that some anger builds up, but that anger needs control and gentle release. A walk in the park, walk to the fridge to pick up a packet of 40g Walkers Pickled Onion crisps, a few deep breaths....

I had moments where i broke my hardware when i was playing the psx by hiting the control pad really hard and blaming it for loosing (was 14 then) but to do something like that crazy guy did is just disghusting, may he forever burn in hell!!!

World is full of crazy people and nutty people..
Madman_CZ
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Quote from Bob Smith :Damn, she's hot. If DX10 gets any better I'm never gonna meet any real women.

:ices_rofl Bob.. that quote is all the more funnier because i know you!... HAHA nearly spat out my tea reading that...
Madman_CZ
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I must admit ive never been a fan of ea as their games arent exactly great and are mainly aimed at people who want the pick up and play factor and thats something i dont really like and look for.

If you read about ea on wikipedia it gives a good view of the company and its policy. Their goal is to make money but thats the same with any business but they do it by producing "run of the mill games" as the article says. We have seen this with fifa and nhl quite popular franchises but the quiality of the games isnt usually very good and sometimes the a new version of a game doesnt really feel new as many textures/sounds/models are reused (again example of nhl) game hasnt changed much since the 2004 version with things looking very similar except the changed of team kits and faces.

There have been games that i have enjoyed from ea like need for speed 1 and 3, medal of honour, nfsu, but i am annoyed at the quality of some games like medal of honour (last one) which was totally rubbish, a game filled with bugs, ran like shit and didnt even compare to the first series...there are more examples of ea just taking a game, having a nice idea, bring out a good solid first title and then ruin it in the sequal....

but as xc nuse said, they are there to entertain people who are bored and aslong as people are bored they will continue to make money and computer games.

I dont have a problem with ea, if i see a game which i think is good i will buy it but can't say that has happened recently when i held a ea title in my hand...

all i can say that if it wasnt for ea i probably would have never got into racing games as need for speed one was the first game i have ever placed eyes on and is probably the reason why i am here today, it got me into cars...

mad

edit: also Sims were quite playable cant remember if they were the ones that developed it
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Madman_CZ
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something like this LINK

also THIS<<< better site
Madman_CZ
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ohhh yes.. it has been approved. and to make it clear i did NOT bribe/blackmail the official jaffa cake steward!!

@Tristan: Damn right, time to see if you are really a man or a mouse
Madman_CZ
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old... very old.. move along...nothing to see here
Madman_CZ
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Quote from neRu :Speak for yourself. I think's its very hard to get the lines from the side to fit the front, back and roof.

actually he is speaking for a lot of people.. it really isnt that difficult to line up decals, ads, text or what have you. Its all about practise, the lfs skin viewer also makes it very easy to view your skin and fix any errors...
Madman_CZ
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Quote from TyresHot :yes,i did a very small mistake as live for speed online racing simulator has very small mistakes.

i wont change my decision of buying S2 if there are so nice people in this community.

ermm? what has live for speed online got to do with your spamming (your mistake as you call it) if you are refering to Traxxion's post...You appeared on these forums and within a day you posted 83 times, your post count per day has dropped slightly now but still stands at 33 such was the extent of your spamming..

Now the lfs community are a friendly bunch, we always welcome new racers but your posting the other day didnt get you off to a good start by getting a 1 day ban...

Anyway.... welcome to lfs

mad
Madman_CZ
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that is a sweet bike there..... marmite bike lol! hmhmhm marmite!
Madman_CZ
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Quote from hrtburnout :Woohoo! Schumi won ! I'd like to see Alonso's face when Schumacher wins this season

yeah me too.. would be a picture!
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