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Jakg
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Stopped by police? Yes - my car was marked as "stolen" (thanks to numberplates being nicked), so I've been pulled twice. Neither for my driving.

Ran a red? Yes - once, on a well sighted junction at 3AM.

Hit a stationary object while parking? Yes - once. Touched a wall. No damage.

Take risks? Yes - getting in my car is a risk. I do drive fast, and I overtake frequently - but I don't take unnecessary risks. Poor questions.

Suffer road rage? Yes - only to utter ****tards.

Speeding? Yes - I drive at a speed I find suitable to the conditions. Sometimes this is below, and sometimes this is above, an arbitrary number.

Scare others? Yes - my Mum. But she is the sort of person who associates noise / RPM with speed, which means going above 2,500 RPM brings on "your going too fast"....

EDIT - Been driving just over 2 years, done about 40k miles in that time. I'd say sim-racing helps... but only with car control at or above the limit (where other drivers tend to freeze in fright...)
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Quote from BlueFlame :I also never understood why people put their volumes up, as long as you can hear it clearly, why put it full volume? I just don't understand. Also with earphones, I don't use the full volume, cos I would like to hear the guy behind me about to stab me in the back. Rather than just walk around with a tinny noise externally following me.

In a perfect world you want to hear music "as the artist intended".

Sometimes the artist wanted mellow tunes to chill you out, and sometimes they wanted to rape your ears... it's part of the experience.

Theres nothing quite like a bass drop you can literally feel in your heart.
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Quote from 91mason91 :So kev, lets assume that i went out and bought one of these swanky new Mercedes with the flashy or as you call it "chavvy" lights, you expect me to remove them? because it hurts your eyes and i look like a twat? Please justify your logic.

None of those lights are OEM - they are all the "wrong" colour temp to be able to see best, and they all appear to be (glare city) reflectors as well.

Spot the difference between HID's in reflectors:



And OEM stuff in projectors:

Jakg
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A new bike for £550 is probably going to be less reliable than a decent second hand one... I know what i'd rather ride at least.
Jakg
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I would just like to point out that not all Xenons / HID's are blue.

98% of OEM-fitted Xenon's are 4300k which is white with a yellow tinge - it's only the very early Xenons-in-reflector-housings which seem to be blue (i.e. Civic FN2, early Omega's, Laguna's).
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Quote from DejaVu :Just repeating what he said to do if I take it anywhere else.

So your saying your MOT station think you can't pass an MOT with HID's?
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Quote from DejaVu :Car had It's mot yesterday, my ever so helpful testing station said that all they have to do is mask off the sidelights and the car lights can't be part of the test. They class it as not having lights fitted at the time, legal loophole :oD

Why? To my knowledge, HID's etc still aren't part of the MOT.

Mines due soon, and has OEM lights projectors (but retrofitted)...hoping for no issues.
Jakg
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Quote from wheel4hummer :And your car will run poorly without the EGR valve, because the spark timing will be wrong when it thinks it's opening the EGR valve that isn't there.

Not on all cars... Several run better with it removed / disabled / blanked.

I'm not sure on the legalities (i'd imagine that modifying a car with the intent of increasing emissions breaks something or other...), but you'll have no problem passing a UK MOT with it bypassed, and i've not heard of any issues in Ireland either.

(The EGR bypass is a common 75 / ZT / e46/ Freelander mod)
Jakg
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*braces for EPIC flaming*

A new boot / spoiler for my car...
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Quote from pb32000 :Who in f**ks name has ever said that?

Evo gave it (the ZS 180) a lot of praise. But never "best ever".
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Quote from shaun463 :How about trying what has been said to be by some, as the best handling FWD car?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/cl ... postcode/nn81aa?logcode=p
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-54- ... K&hash=item3f0688261d
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/55-MG-ZS ... K&hash=item4154a7e2d3
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-MG- ... K&hash=item27b7e0de80
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-MG- ... K&hash=item4cf481f57c
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-MG- ... K&hash=item27b77f4afc
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-MG- ... K&hash=item1c14f054cc

Or for something bigger and more relaxing :

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2004-MG- ... K&hash=item19c232c411
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/02-MG-ZT ... K&hash=item27b6b76ab1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-MG- ... K&hash=item27b80d0e2d - not my taste, but LPG :O
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-MG- ... K&hash=item45f827b741
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2003-MG- ... K&hash=item4aa80b2ae2

Sorry, an MGR nut.

EDIT: Can't imagine that LPG being cheap to insure xD.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :MG cost to insure: £4000+

That was for the ZT (CDTi)... the ZS is going to be even more.

And there is no way you'd get insured on the LPG one. It's the most powerful FWD ZT, and further more is a very very VERY ropey example at that.
Jakg
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Quote from Boris Lozac :You could've put some music on top of that but cool nonetheless..

Better?
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Quote from Stigpt :Can you tell me the camera's diameter? I wanna know if I can fit this to a 20mm mount for my gun(s) - like a flashlight....

26mm in the middle, larger at the end.

EDIT - You can get 20mm cameras for the same price, though... I got a camera (bare camera, just a 12v in and composite out) for £18, which is now fitted as my reversing camera.
Jakg
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Quote from AndRand :looks quite good, is it MD80 headcam? I'm wondering should I buy this cheap one or to save for GoPro?

Its not the MD80. It's called the "DVR016".

This is mine:



EDIT - Quality is ok. Mic is crap. Seems not to record everything (the camera is designed to run whenever the car is in motion, and is my own insurance in case I get some sort of false claim) which is *very* annoying.

For example, recorded my drive from work, to my GF's house, to home, then to a destination 50 miles away. NONE of the return to my house, but then from my house, to my GF's and then home... the only bit I wanted was the missing bit!

It also gets a bit hot.

HOWEVER, it was £16, and will switch on / off automatically, and cycle record. So for me, t's worth it.
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Jakg
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Quote from Boris Lozac :You could've put some music on top of that but cool nonetheless..

here comes the rant...

I always listen to music in the car. It sounds retarded, as the mic on my camera isn't very good, but at 5x speed it sounds awful. Plus, over a certain level of bass, it goes from a quiet rumbling, to very *very* loud white noise.

I would love to dub something smoothing over the top (ala this), but one of my pet hates is "unrelated" music on YouTube - if it's not directly related to the video i'd rather just listen to my own music.


HOWEVER, I think I might just give it a try anyway...
Jakg
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Quote from Bob Smith :It takes you three quarters of an hour to get to Uni?

On a good day... from my door to the campus takes an hour and a half including the walk from the car park.
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A little experiment...

Of my daily drive to Uni.

(5x speed, no audio)
Jakg
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Oh and for a slightly less racy suggestion - Saab 93 / 95. Comfortable, epic toys and depreciate like mad after 6 years. More of a mile-muncher than a Sports saloon (even with the "hot" Aero models). Engines (diesel at least) is stolen from a Vectra, not the most refined beasts... But the insurance would be cheap

A bit on the large side, but everyone seems to think that they "need" a small diesel car so it's driving values through the roof - larger cars (esp bigger petrols) seem to be looking like a lot better financial bet
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Links for the MG diesels that have all of these options, I have a headache so am going to sleep.

Some examples. Most have leather, none appear to have heated seats, all have cruise.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/cl ... odel/zt/make/mg/postcode/

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-MG- ... 45f827b741#ht_1018wt_1139

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2003-52- ... 41563ae482#ht_1336wt_1139

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MG-ZT-T- ... m415631a0c6#ht_877wt_1139
Quote from S14 DRIFT :
What engines they use in them?

BMW M47 - it's an e46 320d engine, but with a single vane turbo (i.e. none of the 320d-turbo-shitting-themselves problems apply), and a little less power (115-135 BHP).
Jakg
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Would want to keep wheel controls for volume and change radio/aux/cd. A decent HU is about £80-£100 which has Aux input and then you're looking at £50 for wheel control adaptor, no thanks lmao

A decent HU with aux-in can be yours for £30 - or at least thats what I paid for my Kenwood W3041 from Cash Converters - sell for even less on eBay. I mean you've got a second hand car, with a second hand stereo... why not get a second hand stereo to go in it?

Wheel control adaptors are £25, tops. Some headunits don't even need them (i.e. in my car, any Kenwood with an IR input just slots in and the controls still work...)

Your spending £5k on a car, but your discounting cars based on the fact they don't have £75 of audio fitted?

Same for alloyz - £200 for a set of OEM ones on eBay if you look. Your spending £5k on a car, don't let £200 put you off ffs.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :Was also looking at Laguna (00-06 models) TDCI 120's which are about 2-3k to buy and 3.5k to insure...most come with big leather seats, cruise etc, but no iPod connectivity which is why i'm leaning towards the focus.

Hate to do the whole "recommend the car you drive" thing but...

if your looking at a Laguna, why not a Rover 75 / ZT? You can get a top-spec diesel (with cruise, heated seats, leather etc...) for <£3k. Surprisingly good cars underneath, but the "its a Rover" reputation has made them drop like a stone in value. Insurance is also quite low as well... i'm paying £1200 for the ZT at 19, TPFT. Could be £1100 if I went for a 75...

(don't look at the ZR / ZS - much more to insure. And much, much worse).

And why do you want fully comp? If you crashed your car, would you claim, considering the ass-raping premium you'd get the year after? What sort of excess would you need to have? As long as I don't crash my car every 2 years or so, it works out cheaper for third part for me...
Jakg
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Ignore aux / iPod sockets. You could fit a new headunit to give you this for £30 (if not less!)
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Quote from BlueFlame :Since when was a MK2 Jetta from the 80's? Though I would expect this mistake from someone who drives a Rover thinking it's different with Morris Garages badge on it.

BTW the vid you posted is an active exhaust system, Klutch is right lol it sounds like shit.

You drove that Westy in a carpark, you aren't going to be even hitting the powerband you fool and you definately won't be hitting any real ammount of speed. Instead of autotesting a car, getting all pissy at people cos you've driven one and one = all why don't you get rid of the Rover then people will listen to you. Without chuckling to themselves cos you tell people you own an MG.

So I have no idea why a Caterfield feels fast, because i've driven one, but drive a "Rover".

Whereas the fact you've never driven one, and do not own a Rover means you do know why the feel fast.


Riiiiight.

Were you born a woman, or does such an illogical argument come naturally?
Jakg
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And here it is (I think) (what I was looking for)

Episode 6...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion:_Earth_(TV_series)
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Quote from P5YcHoM4N :Also, on the same subject, I recall watching something some years ago started with a bunch of people on a train which derails in a tunnel and the case a guy was carrying got dropped releasing some sort of agent which froze them all, when they emerged it was some post apocalypse waste land and had to start searching for food shelter, I remember one scene where a pregnant woman stabs herself in the gut to kill the child and some little kid who they stumbled upon touched her and brought the now dead unborn back to life.

I don't remember much as I was only a young'en but from what I do recall it was quite good.

oh FFS I remember that to... now I want to know what it is as well

Didn't they think they were the last humans alive, but weren't? I seem to remember they found a van (Blue Sprinter, the things I remember...), and drove to some sort Sanctuary...

Wasn't this guy in it?
Name this Sci-Fi TV Show...
Jakg
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Really odd one here...

Ages ago (probably 5 years ago), there was a TV show on the Sci-Fi channel.

It was a UK-based show, and in the particular episode I was watching, a small village (near the coast...?) had been taken enswamped by some sort of unknown alien life form (it looked like a giant organic blob, which eventually became miles wide).

The military moved in to try to remove it, but failed, culminating in them using nuclear weapons on it.

Now looking at the tech used on the show (basic laptops), it would of been somewhere between 1995 - 2005.

I also thought that Leslie Grantham was in it (but I could be wrong...), and the only thing that looks likely from him is "The Uninvited"... but the description doesn't really ring a bell!

Now I have absolutely NO idea what it was called.

A virtual pint will be awarded to anyone who can work out WTF it was...
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