Quote from gacek1 :

*skrillex*

Quote from bmwe30m3 :

Kalev EST, it's not greener anywhere, but back in the days when I were younger, the grass was greener, dirt tasted better, money had better value and little children weren't so rude to their parents and to other people.

The good old days, when men were made of steel and boats were made of wood.

The grass is greener on the other side. I'm going to move to Scandinavia or Canada.

Sauce: http://www.driving-fun.com/780 ... Aan-succes-ten-onder.aspx

Quote from MattsterGT :

RIP Svengalie

Rode a 14 mile round trip in tribute to him-lovely funeral.

The greatest bike vlogger in youtube history-a true legend.

What the shit? What happened?

According to the rules, you are not allowed to use someone else's licence. 3.4 You must not give your username, WEB or GAME password to other LFS users.

I'd like an easy way to play with my friends. If I recall correctly, iRacing makes it difficult for you to have a race with just your buddies, for example.

Quote from Gerdoner :

An elephant and a snake meet.
"What kind of animal am I?" asks the elephant.
"Well, you've got big ears and a trunk, you've got to be an elephant" says the snake. "But what kind of animal am I?"
"Well" says the elephant, "you've got no hair, you've got no ears... you're Niki Lauda".

Two faces, one formula, just like....

Quote from Speed Senna :

Hmm, I think i should do that trick to my dad

Can you tell me what is that white ball on the end of string?
Nitroglyserine?

(do not try this at home)

It's a mentos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentos

The only way to prevent a hangover is to keep on drinking. Never stop, because when you stop, you get a hangover.

But on a more serious note: drink half a liter of water before you go to bed.

Quote from Myffe :

Nah, I'll rather be a gentleman and talk it through. I mean it wasnt counted as cheating or anything like that cause we werent in a serious relationship. But I'll sure make it clear that it was a pretty douchy move.

The worst thing is that I cant let it go. I have been feeling really shit because of her but I still in some way wanna be with her.

The only way you'll get over it, is by finding someone else. I'm in the same boat.

Drives the best car in the world.

Quote from G!NhO :

1mm snow, great...

At least 2mm here, last night. As soon as it started snowing, I went out to drift. Right in time, just before the salt truck showed up.

Quote from mamoru :

I smoked weed with santa clause because I'm gay.. well.. that is interesting LOL

and a ROFL @ sil3ntwar

Quote from Velociround :

"I killed a dog because I have perfect abs".

Makes perfect sense to me.

Quote from USRacer :

I ****ed a piece of shit because that's what I am. My life is COMPLETE!!!!!!

Quote from shashdev :

I took a crap on a Nazi because I was horny.

Quote from Sobis :

„I hate A drug dealer Because I stink“

Quote from Hahmo :

I shot a travesty because I'm single.

Quote from The Very End :

I tok a crap on a travesty because I got an orgasm

Quote from Töki (HUN) :

"I ****ed Santa Clause because I'm gay."

Quote from -NightFly- :

I f*cked a puppet because i'm gay!

Quote from vipex123 :

"I ran naked with a monkey because Im single"

True story.

Quote from wheel4hummer :

Forcing others to conform to our beliefs, political systems, and economic systems through destruction? That doesn't sound too democratic to me.

Don't feed the troll. I bet he was just kidding.

I've seen the video so many times that it doesn't do anything to me. Desensitized.

It's getting a little rusty

I had a day off. Ha!

This is Lerts.
This is one of his classic threads.

Quote from flymike91 :

I'm sure you're serious all the time

Hahah, not at all.

Quote from flymike91 :

I would be disappointed that megaupload got shut down, but dragging New Zealanders across the ocean to put them in American prisons has been kind of a dream come true for me.

Quote from tristancliffe :

I have an MX-5. That's far more shameful!!!!!

And I genuinely want to change it for a Smart ForTwo

You'd be annoyed by the semi-automatic gearbox. It's a pain in the arse.

Quote from el pibe :

who knows? im not an expert, never said i was one, and if it does or doesn't it doesnt change the fact that for me it is just a car that goes from point A to B and that is more fun to drive than say.. a honda civic.

You've driven 25000 miles in LFS. That means you're a motoring enthousiast and you should know a thing or two about how a car works.

Quote from el pibe :

isnt the car's computer which decides where to send it? :P

And why would that be? Do you know how a drivetrain works? I don't think your car has active diffs which can be controlled by the computer.