Quote from JJ72 :

wow.........that really really cheap, seriously? you can't even buy a second hand jazz for that money here.

If i have convenient ways to import cars I will take it off your hand asap!

Old 22nd September 2006, 16:45

But I agree: cars in the UK are very cheap.

Quote from doyal :

10 points if you guess what it is/does

It's a head cup remover for bicycles.

Congratulations

Quote from bbman :

Keep in mind that "working most effective" doesn't mean "uses least fuel"...

Exactly.

Quote from Mysho :

Mothers of players getting heart attacks and dying in front of their families together with their sons. Christ, stop it already. I have no words how painful must be this for those families who loose son one day, mother the other day... No words can describe.

O_O

This is a tragedy. I have nothing to say

Quote from NitroNitrous :

Looks like what a Wiesmann from early 90's would look like

Perhaps, but it isn't a Wiesmann.

Probably. I don't know what kind of life, but there must be something.

Quote from [RCG]Boosted :

some tvr.

Nope. It's not a TVR and could you please be more specific?

Take a guess!

It's a Skoda Super Sport

Is it a Bond Bug?

Quote from jibber :

Dude, that thing has more class than your off-road monster...

Quote from Forbin :

Buying a helmet used is a horrible idea. I hope that is not how you got yours. It is the most vital item you wear and is easily damaged from mistreatment, rendering it useless.

Buying other riding gear used is fine, although you may find it a bit smelly/dirty, both internally and externally. Also be aware of any weakened spots and/or holes from crashing.

That reminds me of a slogan from years ago, which was something like this: You should buy a €100 helmet only if you have a €100 head. I was impressed.

Quote from BlakjeKaas :

My dad had an MOT failure because he had lots of carbon build-up in the exhaust.

Solution: small solution in the fuel tank + higher revs.

It was fun, although dieseling at 4.5K RPM does hurt the ears a bit.

It does sound really really really annoying, because you just want to hear the car shift up, it doesn't sound healthy =P.

You should drive your dad's car more often. Since I've had my own car, his car's fuel consumption has increased slightly.

Quote from cargame.nl :

there is no substitute for lots of torque

High revs are.

Quote from UnknownMaster21 :

Need For Speed II Se - Main Menu

Awesome!

Quote from dadge :

Well that'll be the first and last time i use my sean connery accent to ask my wife to sit on my face!

Quote from dadge :

and this being a thread dedicated to jokes, then maybe a more open mind is required...

Indeed

Quote from KiRmelius :

21 years old car with 154k miles? Where have you been driving, inside your living room?

That's only a little less than 12000 kilometers a year, which is not too bad imho.

Quote from KiRmelius :

Jew is not a race. It's lifestyle.

No shit, sherlock. Some people don't see the difference though.

Quote from ACCAkut :

I'm ordering a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster

I got myself a jewish one, on the assumption that it'll burn faster.

Did I say that? You bet I did

inb4RACIST

Make sure you check the stages for road signs.

On topic though: Get an old BMW e30. Cheap, rwd and fun. Front wheel driven cars are for fags. The 'risk of oversteer' Jakg mentioned is what makes rallying fun.

I agree with AtomAnt. It's not that difficult to understand what you're saying.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Midfielders. They can be dangerous, even the ones from liberal countries - look at Nigel De Jong.

Liberal? Socialist shite you mean.

Quote from theirishnoob :

my best friend had one of these before...


1.3 Carb with 300k on the clock.

Absolute rocket.

1.3 Carb. Rocket. Excuse me while I laugh.

HA HA HA HA. HAAAAAAAA HA HA. HA.