A bit over 1,5 tons.
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At least you're talking about your driving in your vehicle I guess. (since apparently his story was about being a passenger in somebody else's, as he's too cool to ever drive a van for any reason, lol)
Also, I have no idea what you look like & after seeing what you've done to your car, definitely don't want to!
(which incidentally, pretty much any RWD can be made to do)
And no, all you'd need is some crap tires and/or a damp road etc. I've seen vans that've been slightly lowered/modified do all kinds of wild stuff as well. Not sure why anybody would choose that avenue to spend their money, but that's not the topic here. You're irrelevant, lol.
Most everything in those vids seemed modified in some manner. While they wouldn't sound near as good, (unless an engine swap occurred), there's no reason you couldn't be as idiotic a driver in a RWD minivan, especially one that's been tweaked, lol. FWIW, I'd be pretty surprised if you could come back in 15yrs & tell me you'd never driven a van of some sort, for one reason or another. 


Bulgaria or Georgia or smth..