Scientists: There's oil in Antartica.
USA: The cruel regime of penguins will end soon.
USA: The cruel regime of penguins will end soon.
What's big and grey and sits at the end of your bed taking the piss out of you?
A kidney dialysis machine.
A kidney dialysis machine.
Q: how do you call a smart person in USA?
A: a tourist
A: a tourist
There once was a man from nantucket.
with a dick so long he could suck it,
and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cünt I would fück it."
with a dick so long he could suck it,
and he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin:
"If my ear was a cünt I would fück it."
A young man on acid walked into a dentist's office and said, " Can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
"Yes, I know," the man said.
The dentist asked, "So then why did you come in here?"
The man replied, "The light was on."
The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
"Yes, I know," the man said.
The dentist asked, "So then why did you come in here?"
The man replied, "The light was on."
what is this?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl noob noob rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl noob
a train
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl noob noob rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl noob
a train
At least she died doing what she loved, holding a note.
too soon?
too soon?
Houston, We have a problem. :hidesbehi
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
too soon?
too soon?
She won 6 grammys in 14 years. Less impressive was her last attempt, 6 grams in 14 minutes.
In a failed attempt to help whitney houston before she died, not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix her crack problem.
LOL. (thats bad, leave Whitney alone
)Amazing football facts........... Danny Wellbeck's dad Stan was a bomb disposal expert from Ballymena
......... Stan Wellbeck
......... Stan Wellbeck
Did he spend some time in South Africa?
A bad joke
At farm was a horse and a cat.
In one day, the horse fell to pit and asked the cat to retrieve the host's BMW for pull the horse out from the pit.
Cat did the job obediently and the horse got pulled out from the pit.
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In another day was the cat's turn to fall to the pit.
It asked the horse to retrieve the host's BMW for pull the horse out from the pit.
Horse took up its cock and dropped it to the pit and told to the cat that it climbs to up with cock.
The cat climbed, so the cat got out from the pit.
- The main point of the story is that if you have horse's cocks, no need to use BMW to pick up some cats.
In one day, the horse fell to pit and asked the cat to retrieve the host's BMW for pull the horse out from the pit.
Cat did the job obediently and the horse got pulled out from the pit.
*
In another day was the cat's turn to fall to the pit.
It asked the horse to retrieve the host's BMW for pull the horse out from the pit.
Horse took up its cock and dropped it to the pit and told to the cat that it climbs to up with cock.
The cat climbed, so the cat got out from the pit.
- The main point of the story is that if you have horse's cocks, no need to use BMW to pick up some cats.
The bad translation makes that 100 times funnier 
ye me speak no english... 
An elephant and a snake meet.
"What kind of animal am I?" asks the elephant.
"Well, you've got big ears and a trunk, you've got to be an elephant" says the snake. "But what kind of animal am I?"
"Well" says the elephant, "you've got no hair, you've got no ears... you're Niki Lauda".
"What kind of animal am I?" asks the elephant.
"Well, you've got big ears and a trunk, you've got to be an elephant" says the snake. "But what kind of animal am I?"
"Well" says the elephant, "you've got no hair, you've got no ears... you're Niki Lauda".
Two faces, one formula, just like....
Haha but i have heard 1 different joke of that and it goes like this:
An elephant and a camel meet.
"Why you have 2 boobs on your back?" asks the elephant.
"A stupid question from an animal who has a dick on middle of face" answers the camel.
Police are looking for a man who's stabbed five people in the back with a knitting needle. They suspect he's following a pattern.
Whats 6 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day?
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Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
And yes i am aware than im going to hell.
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Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
And yes i am aware than im going to hell.
Apparently devil have one hell of a stand comedy club 
Looks like the funniest place to spend your afterlife.
Looks like the funniest place to spend your afterlife.
Why does a blonde whistle on the toilet?
So that she knows which lips to wipe
So that she knows which lips to wipe
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