Quote from DevilDare :

What? I thought HP and Half blood prince comes out in July

this is why its in the bad jokes thread , i know what im on about

Quote from zeugnimod :

Say it out loud.

I see... Sounds nothing like it unless you have a northen accent.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

I see... Sounds nothing like it unless you have a northen accent.

Or german it seems.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Explain, I don't have a bloody clue

If you still don't get it try it in your best Scottish accent.

Quote from amp88 :

The joke works best if said in a Scottish accent where the word "wrong" is often pronounced "rang" and the word "I" is often pronounced "ah". So "am I wrong" becomes "am ah rang".

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Quote from piggy501 :

If you still don't get it try it in your best Scottish accent.

Oh dear lord god

did you know that jesus was a chippy ?? not being gay or anything but that's must be why giving me wood.

8 7 6 . really the worst joke ever, only finnish may undestand, say this in swedish and youll find out...

And if you don't know any svenska, like me, 876 = "åtta sju sex".

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 789.

Quote from BlakjeKaas :

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 789.

I was literally about to post that

These jokes are truely terrible haha.

Quote from batteryy :

8 7 6 . really the worst joke ever, only finnish may undestand, say this in swedish and youll find out...

im swedish and really dont get the fun part

Quote from Feffe85 :

im swedish and really dont get the fun part

It's a phonetic play on words which requires you to understand Finnish. "åtta sju sex" sounds like "ottaa / ota suu seks(iä)" which refers to giving or receiving a blowjob.

Quote from batteryy :

8 7 6 . really the worst joke ever, only finnish may undestand, say this in swedish and youll find out...

Quote from Feffe85 :

im swedish and really dont get the fun part

Quote from CrAZySkyPimp :

just got yout point

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
Very nice, but I think they might have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

awwwwwww....

An American doctor who performed abortions was shot dead by a pro-life activist. Who says the Americans don't do irony?

Someone getting shot has got to be the worst joke ever. Amp88 wins.

And yes that is a true story. And we DO have irony over here, at least people with a proper sense of humor like it.

EDIT: forgot my bad joke...

Jimmy: My grandad drowned in varnish.
Suzy: What a horrible way to go.
Jimmy: Yes, but a beautiful finish.

the following radio-conversation was spekt near newfoundlands beach at one octobery day in 1995.
Americas marine ship contacker canadians: '' could you chance your course 15 degrees to north to avoid crash.''
canadinas: we recommend that you chance the course 15 degrees to south, to avoid crashing.''
americans: this is americas marine force ship captain. i repeat, chance your course.''
canadians:''i repeat:no, you should move your course .''
americans: ''this is airsupport ship USS Lincoln,american marine force secong largest ship.in our convoy we have three jets,3 cruisers and other warships. i command you to chance your course 15 degrees to north or we have to start shooting to continue safely with our ship''.
canadians: ''this is a lighthouse. your move?''

My girlfriend came home from work in tears and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-Box.

Quote from RiseAgainstMe! :

My girlfriend came home from work in tears and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-Box.

That's really bad. But I'm guilty of smiling after the first read.

Quote from dadge :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8