The online racing simulator
It's white and it's square

A pingpongblock
What do you call a man with three balls?

A snowman
On a similar theme...

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Who'dyounickabollockof
A Scouser went to a prostitute. She said, ‘Do you want a b*** job?’ He said, ‘Will it affect me
dole money?’
a boy says to his mum
i've got the biggest cock in the nursery,is it because i'm black?
"no" she replies,"its because your 25 and a fooking retard"
Kate McCann ' the people responsible need to be punished '
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot
My girlfriend began to develop a habit of smoking after sex.

Therefore we decided to start using lube.
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(hrtburnout) DELETED by hrtburnout : FOKING CAPS LOCK FILTER, DIE!
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.
Quote from J@tko :Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Hah! Took a couple of minutes to understand it, but it was worth it
Quote from J@tko :Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31.

Number base.
Quote from Franky.S :

as in:

Oct: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 30 31
Dec: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Quote from Franky.S :

25 in base 10 (Dec) is the same number as 31 in base 8 (Oct)

In base 10, the "units" is the number of 10^0, the "tens" is the number of 10^1, the hundreds is the number of 10^2 and so on. So, for example, 745 is (7x10^2) + (4x10^1) + (5x10^0). In base 8 it's the same, but replace the 10s with 8s. So 31 in base 8 is (3x8^1) + (1x8^0)= 24+1 = 25 (in base 10, which is what we work in)

EDIT: Similar kind of thing to: "There's only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary [base 2], and those who don't."
:tired:
1 Billion pounds of manchester's footballers.
My new party trick; i swallow 2 peice of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied.

I shit you knot.
Quote :My new party trick; i swallow 2 peice of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied.

I shit you knot.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, and wondering where the f*ck is my roof.....
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along a road in a car. A policeman pulls them both over and he asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were travelling back there?

Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am"

The policeman takes this answer as a cue to search their car, and starts in the boot.

After searching for a few minutes, he asks Schrodinger "Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot?"

Schrodinger replies: "I do now."
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
If you dont get it, read it out aloud.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
Quote from J@tko :Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along a road in a car. A policeman pulls them both over and he asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were travelling back there?

Heisenberg replies "No, but I know exactly where I am"

The policeman takes this answer as a cue to search their car, and starts in the boot.

After searching for a few minutes, he asks Schrodinger "Did you know you have a dead cat in your boot?"

Schrodinger replies: "I do now."

Stolen for Facebook
Quote from dadge :I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudest colony?
It's not hard


Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations


Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off

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