I think the word you are looking for is "Mucus"

Simple hygene can go a long way to stopping the spread of Flu, like washing your hands, not touching your eyes / nose / mouth too much, obviously keeping away from places where the bugs manifest themselves, Cinemas , Doctors surgeries etc etc.

Also, workplace "heroes", those that stick it out when they are ill are a great source of spreading bugs.

True, good points there. Problem for me is that if it comes to Norway, I'm in a nice place. Living in Oslo and taking busses and train each morning to work, probally will be twats on those that don't give a shit and spreads the whole thing all over place (like caughting without hands in front of their mouth).

How about feeling sorry for me??? When the buggers get off the plane at Heathrow and give me their infected money and breathe the virus all over me....I am literally in the bloody front line here!!! zOMGWTF..I just sneezed...HELP..I iz gonna turn up my toez..find me a bucket to kick....I gonna DIE......


PS...seems my signature quote is correct AGAIN!!

Semmingly a guy in airdrie was eating his dinner of Pie chips and beans at 5.30 pm when a six foot ant came in his house and knocked seven shades of it out of him, resulting in him having a broken arm and two cracked ribs.

Nursing staff at Monklands hopsital were not suprised about this.


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There is a bad bug going about.

I've found out how it all started!!

A pig flu?


I thought that was impossible.

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A pig flu?


I thought that was impossible.

In short, somewhat a virus the pigs got, that got transfered onto humans. With the humans the virus developed/mutated into a new virus that were able to spread between the humans.

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i've found out how it all started!!



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roflmao!

Oh, great! I'm meant to be going on honeymoon to Mexico in a month!

Ahh crap, bad luck Gav

Fingers crossed it stays away from Egypt, I am off there in 4 weeks!!!!

I cross the fingers, but I highly doubt it won't be there

God to see that the press aren't over re-acting then



On a side note, French and Saunders weren't always friends....who knew

Its the Daily Express, what do you expect?

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A pig flu?


I thought that was impossible.

Hahaha! Good one!

2 caes in new zealand kids went over for an art trip or something one came back sick and are both in quarrantine..

Wtf, it seems that all you have to do is go to Mexico to get it..

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Its the Daily Express, what do you expect?

was just about to say that.

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Wtf, it seems that all you have to do is go to Mexico to get it..

Yepp
IMO we should lock Mexico totally. Nothing allowed to come in, nothing allowed to go out.

Oh Hai, I woke up again \o/

Can anyone recommend me something to do while I'm stuck at home?

Porn? LFS? Porn? Make good food? Porn? Make a movie? Porn? Watch movies? Porn? Take a looong and good bath? Porn?

... Porn?

Sadly, porn is a good option but it gets boring after sometime!!...

Not catch swine flu?

Viruses and bacteria are such a pain in the behind, someone ought to tell them to be more considerate of others.

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Sadly, porn is a good option but it gets boring after sometime!!...

Do you know what I'd do?, if I could, I'd get out on the streets, take lots of photos and write a bit of a journal.

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Yepp
IMO we should lock Mexico totally. Nothing allowed to come in, nothing allowed to go out.

Some european goverments arent allowing tourists or busiess man from europe to return, sadly europe has te flu too so doesbt matter if you lock mexico

Out before the lock, as it were.