Quote from AtomAnt :

"Some say he would never appear on LFS forums, others Say he'd do it wearing only socks"

Your job however is to come up with a new way to introduce him

I'll start " Some Say"

Original Thread

original... but this threads been done a million times

having had sluts do everything from pour drinks on me to smash them attempt to shank me with the bottle So i can tell you.


I know some bad men, really bad men; their wifes are x10 times more dangerous.

I dunno Guys, ive a soft spot for the Rb30 though pink might not make most happy i'd much rather drive it then look at it ( much like a jag or bently )

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: -2.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.21


I will rule zee world, but first... i must tackle the abortion crisis ???


what abortion Crisis i hear you say...


Well i got 34 Viagra pills and nothing better to do..

brb.

Quote from Racer X NZ :

My bad,
They must be hookers then, it's hard to tell the difference between them and the young brides of the wealthy..............

poor people, its In one of the richest spots around you complete and utter tool.


Crashing into someone's ferarri and calling them poor is like saying you like music then listing nirvana as a favourite; Completely Retarded.

Quote from Ingolf :

LFS + kb/mouse/joystick = fun...
LFS + G25/27/similar = incredible!

not really... its Very specific on the wheel you use, A gt and a g25 are worlds apart and a fanatec is miles above them.

Quote from theblaze57 :

Im deploying for Marines boot camp in September, so im enjoying my last bits of free time before i ship out to camp.

I AM RETURNING AS A MARINE.

enjoy killing innocent people and returning home only to have no job or a pretty shit one at best ( minimum Wage pimpin )

Quote from theblaze57 :

TheVeryEnd, you need to be physically fit, and durable.
I chose the Marines as they are the Elite fighting force, and the training regimen they put you through prepares you for life as well as combat.

But if you take medication, you cant enlist. Good thing i went off mine in 9th grade.

so... you learn to suck a dick... polish you're gun, wash other blokes in the showers and well... then you're sorted for life ??

bullshit. I was pdf for two years and though it was good craic... it far from sets you up for life, i could of easily gone full time and got my sniper badges and be killing Africans with the " peacekeepers " but i'm not, besides... why cut my wages in half and be a lonely fcuker in the middle of nowhere when i can have a gun and more money for the lulz ?

Last edited by theirishnoob, Sat, 30 Jul 2011 01:06. Reason : im on a horse.

would be funnier if you're retorts where'nt so silly, benltys are an annoying car to drive, namely with the lame addle shifter set-up... all the buttons you must press to get from manual to auto etc etc...

we all make mistakes... generally not on a scale like that though ( but imho all these cars would have been replaced with brand new models by now )

any see the petition to stop her being cremated so her boyfriend can't snort her ashes ?

ive a Legit copy on this machine and i got so fed up with their lack of customer support that im using a hacked version with legit key...


should that not validate ill use a hacked version as ive already paid for one copy anyways.... ( even though that was a freebie, Still... a key is a key and it should activate regardless )

I can get you a 01-02 Lexus Gs300 for 1000 euros if you want... just drive it home...

blue smoke from Honda/fiat power

and their goes me thinking that portugal had it very Expensive in terms of cars and such, yet their always a mad man out their willing to buy a DSG'd timebomb.


goodluck.

Quote from skstibi :

Oh trust me, speed limits are not an issue with an old 2-stroke 50cc bike. Well, that is after I have my way with it

Too bad you can't get away with riding something really old with a larger displacement. Insurance is cheap for me because I don't have anything newer than 1978.
I have a 1973 TX500 for a street bike which is more than enough for a commuter and so you don't have to hear something screaming trying to keep up the pace. Poor thing is still going after 92,000kms and the rings and rod bearings are due for their first replacement.

you can here, 20 year rule afaik.

like i said, get a old bike on old plates, dump in newer/more powerful parts = instant profit.

Quote from Hahmo :

If you did the test for M, you have M licence.

M = 50cc MAX.
A1 = 125cc MAX. Myself, I just got my licence for 125cc.. (And goddamnit, i can tell you RS Insurance cost is up to the skies, at least here in ireland where i live.)

So, you cant drive 125cc afaik. Sorry.. :/

you know the trick dont you ??


If its pre 88-89 you get classic insurance providing you have a full license...

Buy a pile of s*** one from a breakers yard ( any generic 125 ) then drop in newer parts = Instant profit.


and don't tell me about insurance, 19, two years NCB and i can't go past 2 liters in cars or 600cc on a bike :S

we dont, lfs has only ever really been a tool for trolling as it has no true realisim ( like all games ) wheels dont work like they do irl...


u mad ? cause i aint. If anything its just a laugh is all...

Last edited by Scawen, Thu, 23 Jun 2011 12:33. Reason : infraction given for this post - no posting for two weeks

ive done the forever alone one and im not alone... u mad ?

he burned in the car..... guess he was served well dunn ??

i think its funny that 1) you guys post storys from tabloids of all sources ( who dont source check themselfs )

2) these kids clearly haven't a clue

3) skidrow HH etc must be breaking their shit laughing at this.

1 million little fixes make a major change. Keep working away as every little change made makes the game better and asuch; unique

if lfs got hacked.... surely it would cause more good then bad ( sure down for a day or two ) but the publicity would be epic. Just what the guys need really... more free publicty... more S2 bought... etc etc

harsh but true, enough country's had suffered by germanys hands for example and it was remoulded.

Next up for karma: britan america and the Soviet union ( well... providing they go to war with japan, again fingers crossed )

Quote from flymike91 :

Mexico and eleven other South American countries are suing the state of Georgia for passing anti-illegal immigration legislature. The law allows authorities to check the immigration status of criminal suspects who do not produce a valid ID and to detain and turn over to federal authorities those who are found to be in the country illegally. Unlike the Arizona law, Georgia's laws require only those who have already been arrested for another crime to prove citizenship. This is a reiteration of federal laws which are almost never upheld to their fullest extent and therefore do not correct the problems they were designed to address.

Currently georgia has the 7th largest illegal population in the US, with natural citizens subsidizing over 500,000 illegal immigrants. Georgians have complained that because of the high levels of illegal immigrants, they don't have the access to quality education, healthcare, and police protection that they would otherwise have, and have paid for with their tax dollars.
Mexico's statement: "Mexico respectfully submits that, if HB 87 is allowed to take effect, it will have a significant and long-lasting adverse impact on U.S.-Mexico bilateral relations, and on Mexican citizens and other people of Latin American descent present in Georgia."

Sounds to me like a veiled albeit very respectful threat that if the US doesn't allow South Americans to illegally cross our border, the war that has caused the deaths of more than 40,000 Mexicans will spill over onto the southern states; on the other hand it could be a message to Mexicans that despite the fact that the government has allowed and probably in many cases help raise the death toll, they're still looking out for their 'right' to come to the US, as the Mexican govt. has suggested they do in state sponsored publications.
I don't see why our borders are open at all at this point. Hundreds of people are dying every week in a real war just a few feet from our border. I don't know of any other country that would keep their border open to such a threat.
The fact that Mexico and the majority of South American governments are willing to challenge that we are breaking our own constitution by preventing illegal immigration and correcting the problems associated with it just drips with hypocrisy. They cannot solve any of their own domestic issues so they want to prevent us from solving ours because it benefits them that our immigration laws are too relaxed!

Your country was founded by war and immigrants and war shall be its downfall ( please, the sooner the better )


u mad bro ?

youtube is about free expression on even terms....


yeah right.


Support this s*** all you like lads, theirs plenty of other sites to upload onto ( providing your not just on their to make money like 98.7 % of the user base.

ive a 4 ft bar as leverage on a generic cross bar which works alot better then a gun, because if its not gonna budge it'll just sheer right off the hub