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P5YcHoM4N
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Quote from mrodgers :I've never seen a Ford rust. Then again, I've never seen a Ford mechanically sound long enough to worry about rust.

Toyotas rust, Nissans rust, Hondas rust because they are still running mechanically past 100,000 miles....

Ford America is different to Ford Europe. A Ford Europe engine will out last the body by leaps and bounds. My engine has put down over 100k and so far all I've needed is a new clutch, exhaust, brake pads and clutch ratchet (it is plastic when it should be metal). The body on the other hand. New sills front to rear, the rear arches are gone, the surround to the fuel filler cap is covered in rot, this is the second major welding project I've had to carry out since owning the vehicle and after a quick check on VOSA, it is the 6th project since it rolled off the factory floor.

The first being the mount for the driver side seat belt was excessively corroded. That was only 5 years from the factory floor. The year later the passenger mount went the same way.
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :LOL I can just picture some really fat kid lobbing hotdogs down hallways at us. "NO I WON'T GO WITH YOU".

Just offer them a bun (as in bread bun, that isn't a typo for bum) and they'll come running.


Quote from S14 DRIFT :

I must say that while I like your thinking I do draw the line at drug induced kidnapping. If they get into my van on their own accord without first being drugged I can claim to the authorities that it was consensual.

Zolpidem isn't really a drug, it is just an awesome hangover cure. Go out on a massive bender, then pop a couple.
P5YcHoM4N
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :You get that problem too? It is a tricky one to combat, and then you've got the "street smart" kid who is clever enough to take the candy but not actually get in the van.

:sadbanana

They are the ones you want to catch though, they are still tight, the fatties are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Which is why I lace my sweets with Zolpidem. Works every time.
P5YcHoM4N
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Ah yes the feeling of achievement and satisfaction.

Quite like when I court pre-teens and lure them home with candy.

I use Dairylea, because kids will do anything for Dairylea.

But pre-teens today are getting too easy, they are all so fat now all you need is a "free candy" sign and they swamp your van like a bunch of zombies.
P5YcHoM4N
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It is actually quite relaxing to do some welding/fabrication and the satisfaction you get from a job well done. It is one of the best feelings imaginable.
P5YcHoM4N
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Some sheet steel.


Some welding wire.

No doubt I'll have to add a couple of callipers to the list, but hopefully I can free them off with some WD40 and elbow grease.
P5YcHoM4N
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Because when I have a thing for the Escort Van. Which is why you should never put looks before substance.
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Quote from RasmusL :Yay for manufacturer bashing because of a single bad car
On my Polo the control arm broke while I was going 80 km/h. Surprise of my ****ing life.
Doesn't nescessarily make VW bad tho

Not really a single bad car though is it? Ford have a reputation for making rust buckets since before my parents were children, they are both in their 50's now. Rear wheel arches on Fords are the first place to go. Just because of the lip where they fold the steel round for strength, it'll only take plastic lining or a good waxoil to prevent that, but even new Fords have the same problem.

I'd rather spend the extra £500 a car, which is about what they save in materials, to get a car that lasts.
P5YcHoM4N
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Ford Europe can suck my balls. The speed at which a Ford rusts is unbelievable. I need to weld up more of my van, which developed in the 12 months since the last MoT where I had to weld up the back end. But this is the last time, if she fails next years MoT for rust reasons or needs more than £200 to put right, she is turning into a baked bean tin.

Although the guy I was talking to said it was the first time ever he has seen rust in this place. Being a van she is leaf sprung and where the leaf mounts in the midsection of the van on both sides, holes have developed. So yet again Vanessa is setting records because this is the 5th time someone has said "wow, I've never seen that happen before" when looking at her.
P5YcHoM4N
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I have been a fan of Red Wings since I was about 15 and only because I fell asleep watching TV one night woke up and the Stanley Cup was on and their jersey's looked better. But I haven't watched a game since uni and then it was only casual viewing.
P5YcHoM4N
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Quote from e2mustang :do this:

Probably the best looking BMW on the road right now.
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :@ P5YcHoM4N. I suppose, but I'm really not a fan of just the H. I may bite the bullet and take them all off apart from the H, and see what I think. I could always stick them back on!

Just the H does step on BMW toes, but just have a play and see what you think. I didn't like the LFS sticker on my van to start with, now I can't live without them.

Also, add ones of these:

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Quote from Matrixi :One muddy skyline back on the road, woop woop! Feels rather nice to have some power under the hood again after 6 months of 80hp autobox corolla.

That car would be awesome round here. Nice ride hight, AWD, a hoot to drive, bloody gorgeous. All check boxes ticked.

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :I haven't took the badges off yet. That was just something I done in Photoshop to get an idea of what it would look like.

Let me try it with just the H badge....


Hmm. I'm not sure.

Just the H looks good, either all badges or just the H. None at all looks weird.
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Obviously never been in the car with a woman then.

I can't pay attention to people when they talk to me and I'm driving. I can hear noise, but I have no idea what is being said, so will say "yeah, okay, what the hell?" at regular intervals to make it sound as though I know what they are on about. It works well with woman because they don't seem to care how you respond to what they say, you get talked at rather than talked to.
P5YcHoM4N
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The reasons are obvious, when you have a passenger in the car and you approach a tricky situation, they shut the **** up and let you get on with driving. When you're on the phone they can't see what is going on and keep on talking. Which is why banning the use of phones but allowing hands free is redundant. The distraction is still there.

There are already laws that cover adjusting the heater controls/radio should a bobby spot you doing it and he felt that it has caused your driving to suffer.

I'd never go as far as to say driving one handed in itself is dangerous, but filming your driving means having to watch the road through your phone, since the phone display is slightly delayed, you're slowing down your reaction times.
P5YcHoM4N
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I am not disagreeing it is scary shit, I'd probably soil my pants if that ever happened to me. I almost filled them after my windscreen got pelted by barn owls.

But when I filmed driving up my drive way, I was in first gear, on tick over going maybe 5-10 mph. And it was the most distracting thing I've ever done. I couldn't imagine even trying to do it at highway speeds. Not to mention the gap she left, rough guess would say safely she needed to be double that distance away from the vehicle in front, which would mean wood would have missed her completely.
P5YcHoM4N
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So she wanted to record dangerous driving, by pulling out her phone and driving one handed...
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Diesels run on compression. You need to make more compression to heat the air so it will ignite the diesel. By upping the fuel you create extra compression before ignition which heats the air even more, so more fuel gets burnt. By advancing timing you have more time to inject more fuel, create more heat and burn more fuel.
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :I also run Millers Powersport2 additive which was recommended on the owners forums. Feels a little more spritely and I'm sure this also helps reduce smoke. As for Decats well it's been suggested by Jack and it seems another thing I could get done...will wait until I get my GTI stuff however, I could probably get it discounted when I buy the cat back system to go with it.

Save money on fuel additives, for every tank full of diesel chuck in a few litres of petrol. It does the same job and has the bonus of cleaning your injectors on the way through.
P5YcHoM4N
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When it comes to diesel, he speaks truth. The numbers I couldn't confirm or deny, but over fuelling a diesel creates heaps more power, but you get massive amounts of unburned fuel too. An easier way is to just turn up the fuel pump rather than buying new injectors.

[edit: The best fuel upgrade is advance timing and up the fuel flow, diesels love compression, which is why they respond so well to a turbo, on average you'll double your power levels over an N/A engine. The extra fuel pushed into the engine creates more compression, that makes more heat so the fuel burns harder.]
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P5YcHoM4N
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Oh I love that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... lU0oU&feature=related

See how far you get on that.

I managed 5 minutes 28. :hide:

I just conquered the Internet. The face at the end reminded me of skinning models in Half-Life.
P5YcHoM4N
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I did suspect you might of hit one too many ones there.
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Quote from dawesdust_12 :It's just something I've noticed from TV. British women seem to be fat.

Trololololololo.
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