Cmon guys how the hell did we miss this one, the forums (official) funniest personality is celebrating his birthday today

resent::elefant::bannana_g:rock_band :laola: :static::static:

Many many happy returns :drummer: goes to the one and only..... Mr XAOTIK...

Oh err, thats not right is it ermm, happy birthday Kev

/\ Yeah, i've been a fan of cycling since the days of Fignon-Lemond-Hinault etc, but the fiasco of the doping scandals of the last few years have really put me off a bit. Hopefully they're getting to the bottom of it now, but it's always gonna be a question hanging around whoever does well.

Anyway, lets not dwell on that and say, Kirchen has done well so far, but i think he's gonna struggle in the big mountains (and there seems to be lots of big mountains in this years Tour, more than usual) Valverde has been looking really strong since the start, but he's gonna have to get some big time gaps over Cadel Evens in the mountains, coz he's gonna loose it all in the time trials. Was kinda hoping Millar had learned how to climb a mountain properly, but by todays effort it looks like he's not quite there yet.

All in all it's shaping up to be an interesting Tour this year. If i was a betting man i'd put my money on Evens for the win. But he's such a boring rider, just sits on someone else's wheel and gets towed around all day and never ever attacks. So i'm hoping Valverde wins the GC, really like his spirit.

Grafted some extra paddles on my DFP from a deceased Thrustmaster Ferrari wheel a few years back. But got an RGT now, so took em off and use the DFP as a trim wheel for FSX, works amazingly well.

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

Lotus Excel?

Yip, told you it was easy

Your turn bud

Slow day at the office Becks ?

Quite like the look of that, and at only $29 it's damn cheap. Could come in real handy, esp for flightsim.

Any idea if this is available in the UK ?

[edit] Yep, only £15 at Play.com
I'm assuming it works fine on a PC ? No drivers or anything needed ?

Last edited by Mazz4200, Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:41.

This should be easy

Quote from StableX :

the best thing about this year's tour is the fact it is covered on ITV4, which I can get - woohoo!!!!!!!!

http://www.justin.tv/giac2007

Not the greatest quality, and the feed can be a bit patchy, but at least we can see each stage live.

It's an Alfa Romeo Montreal

http://uk.images.search.yahoo. ... o0b5h3&sigh=11ahp9ufv

Quote from Becky Rose :

EDIT: I deleted the rest of my post, I woke up grumpy. TBO racing kept me up late.

Yeah, things are always different the moaning after the night before...

In Lert's dimension that'll mean he'll post this thread a month on Tuesday.

--

Anyone else think Lerts should start his own religion ?

"The Church of Lerts"...anyone ?

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Last edited by Mazz4200, Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:19.

Surprised no one's asked this yet, but, who the f**k is Ben ?

Anyway, i'd suggest what everyone else has said, upgrade your motherboard first. Something that can take PCIe and at least a dual core CPU

This would be a good start http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Asrock-M ... p;_trksid=p3286.m14.l1318
It takes PCIe and AGP cards (at the same time, although there is a problem with heat esp on the AGP card), single, dual and even quad core CPU, DDR and DDR2 memory (but not at the same time) and IDE and SATA.

It's not the greatest motherboard in the world, but if you want to upgrade bit by bit it's not bad. Quite cheap too, £40ish brand new.

But if you insist on only getting an AGP card then this is the best place to start looking http://shop.ebay.co.uk/items/_ ... rdsQ5fTWQQ_flnZ1QQ_ssovZ1
But it's eBay, so who knows what you're really gonna get ?

Sounds like you guys are having lots of fun, must be great

Can you tell i still havn't heard from them

Grrr...

Quote from Scawen :

There are other unlisted changes, I did delete / not add ones I thought were not too interesting to read.

So is this some sort of unofficial competition then ?

Find them all and the winner gets to spend a day with Tristan. Only find half and you have to spend two days with Tristan. Get non and, well....

Quote from Jakg :

Shotglass is applying Freud's sexual theory (can't remember the name!) about killing the Dad (jealousy) and loving the mother - Think it's called Penis Envy...

That'll be the Oedipus complex, dreamt up by Freud, or if you're female, the Electra complex, dreamt up by Jung.

I don't particularly think they hold much sway to be honest. Both Freud and Jung where both slightly odd characters. Both had very odd views on many topics including Nazism, and quite frankly both spent a great deal of time with their heads up their own arses (not literally of course) which ain't healthy, whichever way you look at it.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

China, Japan, same difference.

Yeah, they're all slanty eyed industrious little fellows who all look the same to me.

/jk, seriously guys that was only a joke, no flaming.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

It's not like I'm going to upset any of our Chinese or Japanese racers by mixing them up. I mean, we don't get upset if people mistake us for the French, do we?

Well, you're talking to a North Easterner who has only the slightest hint of a Geordie accent. In Newcastle everyone thinks i'm a poncy Southern git, when i travel south everyone thinks i'm Welsh, and when i go north everyone thinks i'm Irish. So being mistaken for a Frenchman is a bit of a blessing. Just have to make sure i stay clear of Hartlepool.

Quote from Crommi :

Here we go again...

1. Go to iracing.com
2. Click "Membership"
3. Click "Register for updates"
4. Fill the form and submit
5. Have patience and wait.

5a. And wait, and wait, and wait a bit more. Then after 6months or so and you've had enough, and are just about to go get a Second Life account...wait just a tad bit more.

Quote from mr_x :

ALL Astons need their own fridge that is above Sub Zero!!

An Aston Martin in uncool is just... well... words can't describe how WRONG it is!

Wayne Rooney's got one...

Quote from xaotik :

The BMW pattern is sort of an illusion - I have a feeling the actual pattern looks more like this:

http://www.militaryimages.net/ ... 521/Focke_Wulf_190F-8.jpg
This
http://www.webbikeworld.com/bmw-bicycle/
And this
http://www.bmw-online.com/TROU ... /Img/F1%5FTeddyBear%2Ejpg

Long live the LFS - BMW connection i'd say

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Anyway all this is moot. We could just as easily be arguing "what if" about Japan last year when McLaren didn't bring Hamilton in for tyres when they should've. He would've won the championship there but he didn't because of the team's iffy strategy, but nobody called Kimi lucky for winning it in Brazil.

Quote from james12s :

exactly kev, and again last year in japan mclaren ****ed it up, it happens

China, (home of the worlds smallest gravel trap)

Lewis won the Japanese GP

Quote from three_jump :

Hockenheim is one of the best examples on how to ruin a track, and I fear Donnington will go the same way downhill.

Agreed, and that was the point i was trying to make.

Spectator access is an irrelevant issue. Large areas of Spa and Monza are still inaccessible to the public. And i don't believe it was the main reason for butchering Hockenheim.

F1 now has certain safety standards that must be adhered to. So, unless its a street circuit, large gravel traps and tarmac run off areas are required. Unfortunately Donnington will get them whether we like it or not

On a side not, the CEO of Donnington had a very brief interview at the GP this weekend. And he did say the section from Redgate to Coppice (i think it was ?) wouldn't be changed too much. But an extra infield section would be added- including another Craner Curves type section- to add some extra length.

Will fire up the Gimp again to see how it might look...

If Martin Brundle's beginning to compare Hamilton to both Senna and Schumacher by saying he has that same 6th sense for knowing how much grip there is in a corner in the wet before he gets to it. Then i'm not one to argue.

So who you gonna believe ? a very experienced F1 driver who raced side by side with Senna in the junior ranks and F1, and an ex team mate of Schumachers. Or a bunch of young forum geeks who spend most of their time playing a driving sim and who've probably never even sat in an F1 car let alone driven one on the limit ?

Armchair experts for the win ?

Quote from thisnameistaken :

Any bets on where I've placed this on my Cool Threads Wall?

Sorry Kev but Chinos and Tank Tops just ain't cool anymore.

Anyway, we need a special Mazz fridge for this.

And an ever so slightly less cool fridge for this

Without a shadow of doubt THE coolest cars on the planet right now.

Also, if this is the LFS Cool Wall, how about putting the LFS cars on it.

Last edited by Mazz4200, Mon, 7 Jul 2008 07:31.

I'm not a Tennis fan by any stretch of the imagination, in fact the Wimbledon Final is the only game i ever watch. But Nadal was incredible. It would have been nice to see Federer break Borgs record, but Nadal was simply too good for him on the day and utterly deserved to win.

Must be pretty cool being Spanish right now. Alonso for World Champion ?

Oh no it's all gone horribly wrong !

A measly 472pts, and i forgot to place any bets

Er, oh yeah, the site's been updated guys...