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Luke.S
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you are the fool
Luke.S
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can't wait for the news
Luke.S
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Think about it this way. The XR2 my dad used to have was stolen twice in two years. Completely stock (he has never modified any cars) the second time the insurance company tried to make him pay for new alloys until he said they come as standard on the XR2. That is how much insurance companies are willing to rip you off. (the car was stripped both times)
Luke.S
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woot up to third
Luke.S
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it is improving


Luke.S
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das boot.
Luke.S
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now where did I park my apache?
Luke.S
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and look at the sales figures
Luke.S
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well it is games for windows live so it should work with xbox controller for windows
Luke.S
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Quote from Bose321 :You're smart.

Don't be so pathetic. At least we get working drivers.
Luke.S
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Quote from G!NhO :Get a 25 year old BMW E30 and come live here in holland as it only costs 50 euro insurance a year and no road tax.

yes what he said please go to holland.
Luke.S
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Quote from BlueFlame :Alloys add performance, stripes do not. Stripes are a past fad of the 60's and 70's. The whole point of a performance van is that it's a sleeper, Ford obviously missed the point. The wheels are ugly and the stripes are over the top, even a Ford fan will admit that, and as a VW fan I will admit the sportline wheels for the t5 aren't so nice.

then why did it sell out straight away?
Luke.S
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Quote from BlueFlame :That riced transit looks like a complete joke, the wheels are so ugly, just like TSW Venoms, ew ew ew. And the stripes? are you serious... it's a van... you want the speed to be subtle, not HEY LOOK AT ME I AM A COCK.

it ain't riced. It is stock straight from the dealer.



http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/n ... /st_transit_unveiled.html

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/n ... it_sts_all_white_now.html
Luke.S
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transit st



transporter sport line

these are sports vans
Luke.S
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Quote from brandons48 :And... have you ever seen a fish dick?

This is TVE we are talking about
Luke.S
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Quote from sam93 :It was a black mk3 astra van, 4x4, calibra floor pan, C20LET. It was on there. You make me laugh!



Each to their own but if you got pissed all over by a van and not knowing it 4x4 with c20let running atleast 200bhp... You'll be like WTF if that happened. It's called being different. Theres a member on mig web with a 544bhp Zafira and runs 611bhp with a shot of NOS. People may think by why, it's so it suprises people.

hmm sure it does



that is a fast van. Hell that supposed 600bhp Zafira probably takes longer to get off the line than my dads Stock diesel Rio. It can shift cause of its 200+ ib ft of torque.

and now he is in denial cause he doesn't want to face the fact we are right and he, well isn't

(/me waits for the "I like the transit super van and there is no way a crappy kia is faster than the z0mg 1337 Z4F1R4
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Luke.S
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Quote from BlueFlame :Don't really think they are appropriate for the forum, regardless of the thread name.

no worse than this one http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?p=1279203#post1279203
Luke.S
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some from school

there were 4 gays in a hot tub when a condom floated to the top.
One of them said who farted?

When the cat fell into the river the rooster laughed.
The moral of the story a wet pussy makes a cock happy.
Luke.S
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yup with actual metal bits which could actually snap (one of mine did :razz
Luke.S
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BEYBLADE!!!!!!!!

now that was fun
Luke.S
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its abandon ware now it was even given away free in cereal boxes at one point.
Luke.S
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Quote from BlueFlame :BBS splits = all. And nobody can disagree. BBS splits are just sex.

no they are wheels.

I would post a picture of what sex is but i don't think the mods would approve
Luke.S
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Quote from (SaM) :I sure hope you don't have neighbors older than 65!

nah most of them are in late 20s to 40s
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Luke.S
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Quote from brt900 :wow youre not going too look like a geek wearing that

don't worry I also have a hoodie with nintendo written across it. I'd rather look like a geek than a chav geeks are friendly. And anyway all my mates know I am so
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