Because he's using his screen as his background? He has two start buttons..
I love doing something like that at school, or just set a big picture as an object, so every time you change the background image, it turns back to the object picture. Really funny when you set a screenshot as the object.
Do a print screen on their wallpaper, set the image as the background, the right click on the desktop, "Arrange Icons By..." then untick "show desktop icons" then, the background shows the image, when they click on the "images" nothing happens
In my old job, I had my BMW as my desktop, my boss who was an ass, tried to be funny and say "That your dream car is it? You gonna need to work harder to buy something like that. *Chuckles*" Me: "That is my car " he replied with "Ahen, I know...*fake laughter*..."
That's the fun part how I described it.. They can try to change the background when they find out.. Then it changes for about a second and then goes back to the object image.
So they go all: wtf, I can't change it! Must be a virus!
Like some others i got lot of icons and like 70% of them are there cuz i
dont know where to place them or im to lazy to do so cuz i download
all my files on my desktop and its a pain in the ass to relocate them
Holy crap. You have almost the same setup as me. No icons, black windows theme, Miranda IM on desktop - although my skin is WAAYYYY better
The only difference is I also have a weather widget in the corner, and a small calendar of dates and stuff for college - but two of them disappear when my mouse isn't over them - so it's basically the same.