Quote from Deutschland2007 :

You work? As what?

Of course I work, how else would I manage to pay the alchohol bills and random lisences?

I work for ISP, custommer service/support.

Quote from TexasLTU :

Ask him for license!

Only works when I am drunk, you should have asked on saturday, oh holy shit I was so trashed then.. well...
I canot even remember anything from 18.00-24.00.. but I bet those 6 hours were just great!


Edit :

There, now I giving away new lisence, happy now? >.<

Quote from majod :

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9859/disappoint8dd7.jpg

hahahaha

lol

Quote from VyCkA-[WRX] :

is that her ass next to her left leg?

Quote from Scatter :

Lame joke is a funny joke.

I found stuff called Woll Smoth. Its pretty funny. The eyes and mouth are shrunk. Supposedly because of the shrunken mouth, you say things differently so you end up putting "o"s where vowels usually belong.

The letter 'O' is a vowel.

This made me laugh when it happened to me just now, oh the irony!

Quote from danthebangerboy :

The letter 'O' is a vowel.

O thonk ho moont other vowels

Quote from morpha :

O thonk ho moont other vowels

o door, whot hovo wo hoor?

Quote from BlueFlame :

o door, whot hovo wo hoor?

onothor bod ontornot joko

Quote from anbiddulph :

onothor bod ontornot joko

Why os ot o bod joko mon? O om jost osong tho o's for my sontoncos :P

lol, don't do so loco, yo!

Quote from BlueFlame :

Why os ot o bod joko mon? O om jost osong tho o's for my sontoncos :P

do yoo thonk yoo shoold chonge y's oswoll? thoy oro sort of vowols

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

ROFB!

Quote from MR_B :

ROFB!

PWONED!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Haha, I did that too 4 years ago in the Carrefour in France
Now they made them shorter

woll yoo stop wrotong loko thos? Ots bloody onnoyong olroody.

EDIT: I failed.

Quote from anbiddulph :

do yoo thonk yoo shoold chonge y's oswoll? thoy oro sort of vowols

O know thoy oro cloorly kondo vowols too, ond who woold wont to loovo thom oot?

Quote from Crashgate3 :

Epic! i suppose they sound the same in an american accent though, new toyota/new toy yoda.

Quote from The Very End :

I am not drunk lol, why do everyone thinks I am drunk when I'm throwing around jokes? Sure I was drunk all weekend but I do work after all

Oh, and she said I could "tap" her in a reply some time ago.

I was drunk all weekend too. And I work. And I'm still drunk, now. And probably tomorrow, too. Nothing cures a bleeding heart like beer.

Quote from MAGGOT :

I was drunk all weekend too. And I work. And I'm still drunk, now. And probably tomorrow, too. Nothing cures a bleeding heart like beer.

Amen