I think beavis and butthead said it best..." FIRE FIRE"!
My apologies, I mis-understood you. 
There is a big diffrence between American's and the American media. Spend some time over here, get to know a few people and then form your opinions about the average American, rather than basing your judgements on a 5 minute newscast.
I was watching the news last night and saw that an alien aircraft had landed somewhere in Sweeden. That must be true if it were on the news, right?
I couldnt agree more. I hate the way we are seen across the globe, it is quite sad really. Most of the people that I talk to everyday are good people who want nothing more than to live peacefully and provide for their familys. I dont see us as any diffrent than any other citizen of any other country, we just have a f*cked up government which does not provide a good representation of our countrys people, which is one of the reasons sweeping generalizations, such as Tristans, bug me so much. But with Tristan, I just try and consider the source.
I wouldnt be suprised if the government had something to do with 9/11 (well, I know they had something to do with it, even if it were nothing more than our foreign policys).
When all else fails, I blame G.W.
Oh no, however will I be able to move on. The high and mighty Tristan says the world hates me......:rolleyes:
I know some very pleasant, likeable, and clever people from the UK, and a few of them even have white teeth!
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The only thing that keeps me from doing it is my mom, I wouldnt want to put her in a spot like that. I go to church once a year to make her feel good and I wouldnt want to spoil that moment for her because I know it means a lot to her that I am even there. That is where she chooses to spend her Sundays, I dont want her to feel uncomfortable in her "second home". But, this is part of my point, one of the reasons I dont do it (calling out the pastor) to her, or her pastor, is because I respect her beliefs and wouldnt ever try to change what she believes, I just wish christians that Im around a lot would do the same for me. 
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You are right. Being a non-believer in the south, I take a lot of crap from the holy rollers. People seem to think that im from Pluto. I try to be respectfull of what others chose to believe, but that seems to get harder every day, even more so knowing that they all think im an idiot for not believing in some dude up in the clouds somewhere. I hear all they time about how they dont judge people...LOL! The looks on peoples faces when I tell them I dont believe is priceless. Its that "what? you dont believe? What drugs are you on?" look.
I attend church once a year, on mothers day. It seems to be the best gift that I can give to my mom, but EVERY year the pastor of her church has a "word from god" for me and it is the same thing every year. "My son, god has a plan for you. You are here for a reason (this is when I want to stand up and say, "no shit, moron, its mothers day, see you next year"). God wants you!" I guess they think Im too stupid to figure out that my mom asked the preacher to speak to me.
I get things like this all the time (I could go on and on). Even at work, Im the only one here (out of 20 or so) that dont believe. I get more crap e-mail about god than I do about work. People around here just cant seem to accept the fact that some people dont believe in fairy tales.
LOL!
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Israel is as bad as other "terroist" states. Our blind support of Israel (among other things) WILL/has lead to our own destruction. It is sad that we can throw so much money and support to a country based on religious beliefs. I get so sick of hearing about how we support Israel because they are "gods chosen people". What a crock!
Does god exist? I dont think so. There was a post somewhere in this thread that said it quite well, I dont remember the exact quote (and dont really feel like looking for it) but it was something along the lines of, 'the human race needs to grow up and move away from religion'.
(to whomever posted that, please excuse my mis-quoting of your statement)
I dont think it is one of the 10 commandments that fordids sex before marriage, but the bible does say it is a sin, but then again, the bible says EVERYTHING is a sin. Shaving your face is a sin, mowing your grass on sunday is a sin, etc etc. I have sinned 32 times just in this one post!
I was a christian as a child/teenager. I was baptised, attended church every sunday and wednesday and even spent several years (4th grade-8th grade) in a christian school. Thankfully I saw the light before I was completely brainwashed (which is the christian way, get 'em while their young) My parents are big time bible thumpers and I used to allow my son to attend church with my parents, then he came home one day and asked me if he didnt believe the same way they did at Nana's (my mom) church, would he really burn in a fire pit forever. It made me feel sick to my stomach to have my 4 yr old ask me this. That was the last time he went to church, and will be the last until he is old enough to decide on his own what he wants to believe!
O RLY? Well, I guess your right, they dont need their citizens to kill any, they do well on their own without the help of their people. Take off your Israeli issued sun-glasses so you, too, can see the light!
Does god exist? I dont think so. There was a post somewhere in this thread that said it quite well, I dont remember the exact quote (and dont really feel like looking for it) but it was something along the lines of, 'the human race needs to grow up and move away from religion'.
(to whomever posted that, please excuse my mis-quoting of your statement)
I dont think it is one of the 10 commandments that fordids sex before marriage, but the bible does say it is a sin, but then again, the bible says EVERYTHING is a sin. Shaving your face is a sin, mowing your grass on sunday is a sin, etc etc. I have sinned 32 times just in this one post!
I was a christian as a child/teenager. I was baptised, attended church every sunday and wednesday and even spent several years (4th grade-8th grade) in a christian school. Thankfully I saw the light before I was completely brainwashed (which is the christian way, get 'em while their young) My parents are big time bible thumpers and I used to allow my son to attend church with my parents, then he came home one day and asked me if he didnt believe the same way they did at Nana's (my mom) church, would he really burn in a fire pit forever. It made me feel sick to my stomach to have my 4 yr old ask me this. That was the last time he went to church, and will be the last until he is old enough to decide on his own what he wants to believe!
O RLY? Well, I guess your right, they dont need their citizens to kill any, they do well on their own without the help of their people. Take off your Israeli issued sun-glasses so you, too, can see the light!
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Indeed, Bash tv is great!
Thanks for the plug.
I know, Im late.... get over it.
Thanks for the plug.
I know, Im late.... get over it.
Very nice, Franky!
LOL! Screw you noob!! Is that a challenge?
I mean, come on, do you REALLY think anyone reads that crap? I feel as though I have been unfairly singled out. I have a good reputation and am willing to learn!
LOL, nice rule change!
LOL, nice rule change!
Does this mean my application has been denied? Do I need to contact my attorney?
LFS username: th84
LFS Racername: th84
Age:
Location: Forsyth, Ga. USA
Controller: g25/momo
Date of first lfs race:
Racing frequency: Not much as of late
Normal race time: Whenever the little one is asleep.
I want to learn how to pwn people like the CoRe guys do! (I suck really bad, so I would need a private tudor type deal :nod
LFS Racername: th84
Age:
Location: Forsyth, Ga. USA
Controller: g25/momo
Date of first lfs race:
Racing frequency: Not much as of late
Normal race time: Whenever the little one is asleep.
I want to learn how to pwn people like the CoRe guys do! (I suck really bad, so I would need a private tudor type deal :nod
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Hung Chow calls into work and says,
' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no comework.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon........................ You got nice
house.'
' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no comework.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon........................ You got nice
house.'
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Not to mention the fact that you dont have to pay to play online.
Save yourself the trouble and buy a PS3. :P
I had a weird blue screen thingy happen to me a couple of weeks back. I just did a system restore and it was ok.
I dont know which is worse.... the idea of it or the fact that your dad believed it enough to share it with you.....
I just found the magazine that your dad must have found that in, it also says that an alien has just crawled out of Oprah's ass.
I just found the magazine that your dad must have found that in, it also says that an alien has just crawled out of Oprah's ass
.A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw,
are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she
dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered,
"Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw,
are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
Charlie walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
said, 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
His wife, who was lying in bed, replied, 'I think you'll find that's a sheep you idiot.'
The man said, 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!'
said, 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
His wife, who was lying in bed, replied, 'I think you'll find that's a sheep you idiot.'
The man said, 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!'
Around here we make them up as we go. Seeing as how my mother is also my aunt and my fathers second cousin.
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