You see, you guys have it all wrong. The original arguement was if microwaving bacon for a bacon sandwich is considered cooking. The answer, sherlock, is NO!
To prepare bacon in ANY way, is not cooking. Cooking is spending half the day in front of the stove using such things as butter, salt, pepper, oil, or any other herbs and spices. Bacon is a bit diffrent, remove it from the package, nuke the shit out of it, and enjoy... no cooking needed.
I WIN!!!!!