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breadfan
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You did a good job. It might be quite helpful for those without imagination. However I'd still like to see it in motion and better yet, see some good normal-mapping applied to sand and grass, as the asphalt is relatively smooth compared to those two. Also the tires could use some of it too.
breadfan
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Quote from MAD3.0LT :lol think what u want mate but the fact stands i tould her to fuk off and never call me again \

good sluts are hard to find

You sound like a sensible partner
I like the picture posted a while ago, but I dare to believe that there is more to a woman than just her a-hole. Ever heard of oral sex?
breadfan
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Quote from Shotglass :yeah but those are french dont take them too seriously according to them anyoe who isnt french or doesnt at least speak french must be stuck in the stoneage... although im a bit shocked by how little they know despite being so close to sk
but if sk is anything like cz at least the cars the majority of slovaks have are rubbish... although i rather fancy the lada thats in the parking lot where i work every day
speaking of exchanges to countries full of stupid misinformed people... someone i went to school with was in australia when the kosovo war started... the exchange mom was worried about sending her exchange child back into a warzone

You are right about the french And the people own mainly Škodas because they are good value for the money. Ladas are not very common, they are too old and expensive to run. You can find all sorts of cars here, German, French, Spanish, British, American, but there is always at least one Škoda at every parking lot And there are people driving rubbish cars in every country. Not everyone can afford an Audi R8, you know.
breadfan
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Quote from samjh :Good glory! Even developed countries don't have that! You must be living in bliss.

You are making fun of me, but seriously, I was in France on a student exchange trip. They were asking serious questions like: "Do you know what this is? (pointing to a television)" or "Are you still without any president? (that was some 20 years ago and lasted for a week or so)". Then a guy pulled out the old PSX console and thought he was cool. When they came here, they made complete idiots of themselves.
breadfan
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Good morning.

I see there has been a lot of "action" going over the night To straighten some things up:
a) Slovakia is not in Eastern Europe. It's in Central Europe. In fact the geographical centre of Europe lies in Slovakia. I was just making fun of some people's ignorance.
b) Sex education is very good here. I'd rather doubt about the american educational system to be honest (no flame).

As for the thread itself, I see that even here the people cannot agree upon the topic. Some say that you can get pregnant after a single try and other say that they have tried a lot with no results. I guess it's really that way. Thank you

Concerning the discussion about pills, I was having sex with my girfriend for some 4 years while she was on the pill and we have had no babies (at least none that I know of).

Oh and I would like to defend Slovakia a little. People, please stop thinking of Slovakia as of some underdevelopped third-world country. We are in European Union. We have teh internetz (optical fibre at home etc.), we have HD television broadcast, we play XBox360 and PS3 games, we have a working government, we have McDonald's and we wear clothes in public Despite our past, we are gaining very quickly.
breadfan
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Actually the last thing I want right now IS to become a father Now I have just realized that I have asked a wrong question. I should have asked: "If you already have had a baby, how many times have you tried to, before being successful?"
breadfan
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Finally some serious answers (thisnameistaken, JJ72). No problem with the STDs. I just needed some information about this from someone with practical experience with this particular situation (and not some 16-year old virgin).
breadfan
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Now you have really crowned yourself, thanks for a great laugh
breadfan
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Quote from Riders Motion :Oh so you tought it would be a good idea to **** a girl at school between two classes? If so, then yes there are chances that the girl gets pregnant. Put a condom if you dont want to be a dad too soon.

Edit: Man, I'm 16 and I know more than you at 23. What a tool!

How come you know what I do and don't know? Are you some kind of psychic? Well congrats on that. Either way, being so smart, you somehow seem to completly ignore my question and answered something I didn't ask at all Oh and what's a condom? I have never heard of that, you know, Eastern Europe and so...
breadfan
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I have a mouse...and a G25. Why? Because I don't care about times and victories, I simply enjoy driving cars around tracks. And with a mouse, it's not that much of a fun.
Is it really that easy to get pregnant?
breadfan
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Stupid question, I know, worse yet concerning my age, but you get all sorts of inconsistent and contradicting information, so I simply had to ask at the most reliable source full of intelligent and well-educated people

The "experts" say that unprotected sex leads to pregnancy and that even without achieving the orgasm, you can achieve an ancestor, if you get what I mean. Now I have heard of stories where couples were trying and trying hard to have a baby, waiting for ovulations, spending hours copulating and it took months to finally successfully concieve a baby.

Can a girl get pregnant after a very short (minute or two) session of sex without "making romance explosion in her vagine (thx Borat)" ? Or, let me reformulate my question...What is the chance of it? Is it really that easy to get pregnant?
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breadfan
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Have you tried different detail settings and resolutions in LFS? Start with the lowest settings and if it helps, move them up step by step to see what causes the problem.
breadfan
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Quote from jwardy :im running lfs on my dads pc and im getting really bad fps , on mine i get 120-200 on his i get 8-12 , any tips on what i can do .

regards

jwardy

im having an itchy rash on my penis, any tips on what i can do .

Now seriously, try lowering the details in options menu, increase LOD reduction. If it's still bad, try some lower resolutions. Play without AIs as it kills the FPS bigtime. Try killing unnecessary background processes (ctrl+shift+esc). Playing LFS in high priority works for me too. Use newest GFX drivers. Try the Y22 test patch (has some improvements regarding FPS and some other improvements too).

That's about all I can think of at the moment. Good luck.
breadfan
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Finally a different style of racing...at least for me.
breadfan
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I wonder what would happen if somebody sent them their demo account details And as for the fake email - the creator was obviously lazy. I am used to far more creative explanations of why should I send someone my login details.
breadfan
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Quote from hansonator69 :I always play LFS off a 100 gig external hard drive

Oh please quit showing off I have a 160GB external HDD. So much for my e-penis
breadfan
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Try taking tramal too
breadfan
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Quote from the_angry_angel :Sorry, but you're not being very clear with what you're trying to achieve. You appear to want to run an online server, but you're also implying that you can't play online normally. Can you clarify? If you're running a very old version of LFS you will need to update for various reasons.

If you're just trying to run a server have you seen this thread:
http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=9572

I appreciate you want help, but without being less vague it's very hard for us to give you any at all...

I am amazed by the work that all you mods are doing here. Just how much more patience have you got left? Respect.
As for the thread-maker, I have no clue what you're talking about
breadfan
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You guys are so lucky, oh how much I envy you. I'm so unpopupar that I don't even receive spam
breadfan
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Make a screenshot of the map and upload it as a jpg image. Or post just a link the the google maps web.
breadfan
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Quote from ReD_SpeeD :Thank you very much, the message for the managers I write it in English? And again pardon for the translation Up to the sight

That's even better than "May the force be with you"
And the million dollar answer is...
breadfan
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...perception.

If LFS wasn't promoted as a work-in-progress, people wouldn't be expecting changes and improvements every now and then. They would be satisfied (or not) with the current state of the game and occasional additions in content and engine (graphics, physics, audio etc.) improvements would just make them happier. But since LFS is sold as a work-in-progress, people just want it all and they want it now. That's why Tetris has been popular for decades, while the concept is still the same. It is not expected to provide more, than it already does.

Now this brings me to another thing. Maybe the problem is the concept of LFS, which becomes boring and stereotypical after some time. But how come that the super-simple concept of Tetris is more successful than the super-complex concept of LFS? I simply don't know

Now let's get back to the perception. My suggestion is to change the promotion of the game from an un-finished alpha work-in-progress version, to an experimental racing simulator with an organic development life-cycle. In other words: what you see is what you get (plus you might even get more of it and better). Without the promise of future additions, people will be satisfied with what they've already got.

Greed, for the lack of a better word, is good.
breadfan
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breadfan (couldn't find a worse photo):
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breadfan
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Maybe you are playing on a laptop (like myself) and you have some battery saving profile on (slows down the processor etc.).
breadfan
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Please close this thread because I can't resist posting a useless comment.
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