Hopefully this will be the last one of the series.

How long until we start wearing smartphones on our foreheads?

Quote from Mustafur :

i just made up some details of what an average 17 year old and got a quote for 780 pounds on a 1999 E36 316Ti Compact manual using that go compare.

Too weak to enjoy RWD anyway.

Ass? Ass!

Quote from The Moose :

I felt it was fine..when using a joypad. Ok, the driving is not realistic but i simply don't care in games likes this.

Overall, it's not the greatest game ever, but for less then £4 you get your moneys worth.

Besides... it has a radio station with Opeth and Dream Theatre on it. That makes it worth the money in my book

GTA Vice City has Slayer and Judas Priest on it.

Ass? Ass!

Quote from ACCAkut :

plus no TÜV (MOT is a joke compared to it :razz and iirc your driving schools are very cheap compared to ours.

They both are jokes if you look after your car.

Nivas are surprisingly decent when going off of the asphalt. Also, who the hell decided to bring them to Australia?

My pc struggles to keep maxed out SA running smoothly, and now this. I fell so technologically behind

Quote from BigPeBe :

A friend used to have a 205 1.4. It was genuinely funny car to drive (especially during winter). Another friend currently drives a 1.9 GTi which is very nice car too, altho he isn't the type who really abuses his cars.

My first car was RWD and I owned it for 8 years. Never crashed it altho it took a real beating during the winters (rear bumper was barely hanging, it had a close relationship with snow banks).
I understand why people say no RWD for first car, but you have to learn to drive at some point I think lol. I have only owned RWD cars (well all of them Sierras but anyway).

I can't comment on the insurance because here in Finland our insurance quotes aren't mental.

Same here, my current car and future plans are only RWD, actually only bought that pug to sell for small profit.

Quote from TexasLTU :

Volvo V40/S40, Opel Astra, Golf Mk4, MB C class (W202)

The most Lithuanian car advice possible

Quote from hazaky :

I've been driving a '98 Saxo with 1.4 55kW engine and I gotta say that it's quite agile. Handling is decent etc.

I've had Peugeot 205 1.1 . Well it lacked a lot of power, but was actually pretty fun to drive. If it was 1.6 or 1.9 GTI, I wouldn't have sold it.


And +1 for Yaris. Friend has one, it's apparently a pretty good shitbox. Interior is suprisingly spacious for such a small car and that 1.3 VVTi engine is just great too, really low fuel consumption and power output is just about enough for that car. With 5 persons onboard we've took it to 175 km/h! It was in 5th gear tho, I believe 190 or even 200 is possible in 4th. Also really reliable, so if you don't mind looking a bit funny while driving, you can get one.

Team Red Bull has attended no-shave November to raise small balls syndrome awareness.

Quote from e2mustang :

tell your dad to put u as a co driver on his insurance,and keep saving money,than u get to 25 and buy your own car and insurance

I thought this was common knowledge. I pay about half of that I would pay if I insured cars myself. And I would pay even less, if my father wouldn't have crashed all that stuff with his passat earlier lol.

Opel Manta is definitely NOT a good car for beginner driver. Get a saxo with smallest engine or any other shitbox UK teenagers drive, as you're going to put all your savings into insurance anyway.


Don't think much about your first car as you're going to crash it anyway.

Why did you do that?

Quote from Becky Rose :

I have four of those, but Ukelele are awesome. You should get one, plug it into a guitar amp, crank up the feedback, and die happy knowing you did everything worth doing.

I like cranking up the feedback with my guitar. Ukuleles are good for having in your backpack and playing silly campfire songs with your friends. For something more complex than that (basically everything that consists of more than 4 chords) It's too restrictive. Not enough strings, not enough frets. And those cute little strings still sounds wrong with feedback.

But as for novelty - a metal band playing ukuleles, that would be pretty damn funny. But still FAR FAR away from "best thing ever"

Quote from Becky Rose :

I bought a new instrument today, and it's the best thing ever!

It turns out you can amplify and distort Ukelele's, WHO KNEW !? I never thought about it until I saw one in a music shop, and straight away it made perfect sense because It's already the best instrument in the world - and now it can play heavy metal!

I've only had a Uke for a couple of months and as it was an acoustic so I just played happy little plinky shit with it - but now I have an electric one I solemnly pledge to figure out some heavy metal with it

Amplify all the Ukes!.

Go get yourself an electric Ukelele, otherwise no matter how much you think your life is sorted - you actually haven't discovered what fun is yet until you've distorted a Ukelele.

Why not a guitar?

Get rid of that L as soon as possible!

To prevent drunk driving related accidents F1 has now switched to non-alcoholic champagne.

Hasn't got any balls.

Brony.

Nice, with blown B23 swap this would make a fun sleeper.

Vans are made to drink in them, and how are you supposed to drink inside this one, if bottles always fall down?

Needs more low.

Russians are very highly cultured people. Even they are driving drunk, they still think about ballet.