Quote from Bean0 :

Surprised no-ones mentioned this yet. Something we've probably all done, and just wanted to disappear into a hole the soon as you realise...

Calling a teacher Mum.

That still didn't happen to me (yet)!

After reading (and laughing too, sorry) that lot, I have to say I'm quite pleased I've never done anything even close to that embarassing. I've made an idiot of myself a few times over the years, but usually just speaking before engaging my brain - certainly nothing worth turning into a story.

I'm obviously just too laid back to make a fool of myself

Quote from creativesurgeon :

Must admit, I've called the missus 'Mum' a few times. I swear, it's not the onset of some dodgy fantasy.

your mom or hers ?

Here goes nothin =)

Summercamp2000 was an anual outing for me and my cousins, evey year it was held in a different part of the country. The last time I went saw an event that meant the end of my camping trips. The venue for SC2000 in 1997(iirc) was Roscommon in a field alongside a secondary school which was closed for summer holidays and the ~200 or so other campers where given permission to use the showers in the school. Well, on day 1 our turn was up for the showers, my uncle and I packed our smelly stuff and towels into his backpack and walked the 500 meters to the showers.....Maybe I should'nt have packed my clothes into his backpack before I hit the shower because as you can probably guess....yep, he finished showering before me and took off with my clothes and towel

I had to run across a huge field infront of dozens and dozens of people gaping in awe at some nutter legging it in the nip to my tent

...I still have nightmares

Walking up to someone who I thought I knew on a train, realising it wasn't him when I was about 5 metres away but since he saw me making eye contact I had to say something so I just said "Oh, you're not Dave" and walked back to my seat.

i like this thread

a year ago i was on holidays in France, Taizé (if someone knows it), and their I met a nice girl, we spend some time together, and then when we were both laying in a meadow(?), her hair got badly stuck in my shirts buttons. It took me 5 min to free her
And we were by far not alone, ~6 friends were watching us (and laughing)
But we are still friends

Called the girlfriend by the ex-girlfriend's name at a very "inappropriate time" when you don't want to be doing that, know what I mean?

Of course, we've now been married going on 10 years this coming September...

Quote from mrodgers :

Called the girlfriend by the ex-girlfriend's name at a very "inappropriate time" when you don't want to be doing that, know what I mean?

Of course, we've now been married going on 10 years this coming September...

ouuuuch! that's a biggie...:slap: I'd say you where in her good books for a day or two LOL!

This is also one of those embarrassing moments. Sending a text message to the wrong person, especially when you try to text your girlfriend and the receiver is a guy
This one is pretty common for me. Talking about a person in a negative way that’s standing behind you and you didn’t notice.

Quote from Dunmer :

This one is pretty common for me. Talking about a person in a negative way that’s standing behind you and you didn’t notice.

I once had an arguement with a teacher during study while the teacher was sick. After study I was talking to my classmates about it, and I was saying that she wasn't competent and didn't had the guts to do anything.

Suddenly she was standing behind me, and she said: you'll be hearing about this later... So I said "I don't care", never heard about it again, so I guess I was right though.

Quote from LFSn00b :

Well uhh... Where do i start?

6. I farted on a class room(lol, i couldn't let it stay or something anymore :shy

hehe, i did this too, but it was a huge fart, the teacher made me go out the classroom, i was laughing like hell(the laughing also coverred another fart )

Quote from Dunmer :

This is also one of those embarrassing moments. Sending a text message to the wrong person, especially when you try to text your girlfriend and the receiver is a guy
This one is pretty common for me. Talking about a person in a negative way that’s standing behind you and you didn’t notice.

Oh i've done that. In Germany i tried a new way of sending an email using a new bit of software. I sent about 6 emails to a girl, 5 where sent to a blank email adresses and one was sent to my Mum

Quote from mrodgers :

Called the girlfriend by the ex-girlfriend's name at a very "inappropriate time" when you don't want to be doing that, know what I mean?

winar!

Quote from Jakg :

Oh i've done that. In Germany i tried a new way of sending an email using a new bit of software. I sent about 6 emails to a girl, 5 where sent to a blank email adresses and one was sent to my Mum

Breaking news, The contents of that fateful Email:

Quote from Jakgs De-Classified Email :

Hey baby, you looking for something, something large, black and 29" long? If you are, come to Germany, find Berlin, Hotel closest from town center, room 209, I'll see you there in yah skivvys.

P.S. I'm like a microwave, if you get what I mean...
P.S.S Your Cat looks like Hitler

Jack "29 Inches of Black" Green

Jakg, please don't kill me.

P.S. Post 2000.

Ah stfu :P

Firstly, i wasn't in Berlin, my Hotel wasn't near the town centre and my room was 314, the room highest up and furthest away from reception, and it was a 2 story room (but two cramped ones!), and i slept at the top, this made it a PITA when Dad says "Jack, get the map from the car"

Secondly, it's 39 inches of black, with my 17" and 22" monitors.

Quote from jamesrowe :

Probably because when a female that you like is near by, everything ends up going so wrong!

I agree

Let's see...

Arriving late at school and work: 1271 times in total.

Having a laugh about a girl and accidently sending it to her instead of a friend.

Getting in an elevator at college. A hot girl gets in with her friends. The elevator goes up to my destined story instead of their story, downstairs. It had priority for only me while 4 girls were waiting to go downstairs. I wanted to say "Haha, sorry for that, you know what, let's stop the elevator and go to your story now and pretend it never happened."

But instead I said: "We can get down as well." ._o
I was saved by the elevator beep and got out with a tomato-head. Oh god!

Oh yeah, I smacked my head into the pavement while taking a corner on my racing-bike, in front of whole bunch of people. The pedal hit the tarmac and I was thrown off balance.

I won't go on for the sake of my image.

What image?

Who are you now?

Quote from sgt.flippy :

What image?

Image, the English translation of the Dutch word 'Imago'.

Quote from (SaM) :

Image, the English translation of the Dutch word 'Imago'.

I know... What image?

Quote from (SaM) :

Image, the English translation of the Dutch word 'Imago'.

Quote :

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Imago (disambiguation).

In biology, the imago is the last stage of development of an insect, after the last ecdysis of an incomplete metamorphosis, or after emergence from the pupae where the metamorphosis is complete. As this is the only stage during which the insect is sexually mature and, if it is a winged species, has functional wings, the imago is often referred to as the adult stage.

The Latin plural of imago is imagines, and this is the term generally used by entomologists - however, imagos is also acceptable.

The stage of subimago exists in the Ephemeroptera (mayflies). Insects at this stage have functional wings but are not yet sexually mature.

...ehh:elefant:
?

when i was 17 and just passed my bike test i was on my lunch break and went into donington village to grab a sandwich but on my way back when i stopped at some traffic lights saw a group of girls walking down the street so when the lights changed to green i wheelied past them on my 600cc yamaha straight into the back of a car that had stopped to turned right chucking me across the road and landing me in deep crap with the cops.


kewl dood!

im sure the girls were impressed!!

Quote from CSU1 :

...ehh:elefant:
?

Google search on "wikipedia imago", first Dutch link to wikipedia: imago (reputation)

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Google search on "wikipedia imago", first Dutch link to wikipedia: imago (reputation)

I realised that after posting thank you

Quote from CSU1 :

I realised that after posting thank you

Embarrasing moment