Well do you see a whalerus ass there? No - then I'm not in the picture!
Without sounding totally wrong here, I envy those asses, mine look like some sort of freakshow out of a 70's horror movie.
A followup to my last drunken adventures that involved getting wasted, standing in bonfire, setting my pants on fire and getting my leg burned badly and not being able to walk for at least one more week. My little bro helping me to get to the nearest bar.