How to tame ur VL Turbo mate ( like a fully sick wog pro mate)

Your VL is beast you need to learn how to control, here are some insiders tips.

1. Cut the springs full dont be shy! 11mm off ground, that's heaps!
   
2. fully sick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels maaaayt!
   
3. shick subwoofa ( note: it's not loud unless the boot hinges are about to give way)
   
4. Get some fully fluffy assed dice from Uncle Charlie down at the Vic market,
   he can hook you up with some real niiiice ones mayt!!
   
5. Install a custom built hair wax holder on the dash for those last minute touch ups before you turn off Chapel Street
   
6. Buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your Kappa hat poking above the dash
   
7. fully shick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you couldn't afford ( Greddy, HKS etc etc )
   
8. put 144 on side window and state it does 11's
   
9. install a bottle of gold polish under the dash so you can quickly shine up those "chest-hair line indicators" before stepping out.
   
10. put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so people think you can actually afford a real turbo
    
11. Slow all the way down to about 2 kph at least 20 feet prior to a speed hump, to ensure people understand your car is lower than it actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed
    
12. Stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight them, then drive off with as much RPM as possible so they get "scared"
    
13. When you exit your car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler. You put your amp there when your arms got weak but pretend to forget that for a second, rub the scratch with ur thumb as if it would come off
    
14. When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so your muscles look bigger.
    
15. Make sure you have a nice teenage girl in the passenger side who's "like, totally in love with you"
    
16. Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go on.
    
17. Make sure youur turbo's bearing are shot so badly that u get 3000rpm of lag and need to pump the clutch to get the shick sound
    
18. Make sure you own a nokia, so you're bro's and hoes can call you and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the VL turbo Leh!
    
19. Take your ride to "tint professor" so you get to drive the replacement car (excel) and FRASH it to da max
    
20. Never buy optimax because your bro said it's not good for turbos
    
21. Ask a bro for 2 bucks for fuel money coz you used your money up for a new turbo badge for yuour fake turbo
    
22. Moving your lisence plates to the side so you can get that extra 3 square cms air intake..
    
23. When you change the steering wheel moit, make sure you use the good boss kit so your fringes dont get stuck in the column
    
24. Write in ur calender that you'll need a new clutch every two months because you can't drive manual
    
25. Have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop every saturday night at chapel st coz ur seat is so low
    
26. Ask the copper to stick your canary on an angle in the perfect place on your window so the most people will see it at "chapz"
    
27. Keep a syphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill.
    
28. Nod your head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them... they'll nod back if they are sick
    
29. Get your break lights tinted so they are only just visible at night.
    
30. Make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are a real VL muzza on the burnout run saturday nights
    
31. Dont use brakes.. manual shift the auto like a sick kunt..
    
32. Clean your lowerd seats before leaving Chapel so your ma doesnt find out you ate a souvlaki after her dinner.
    
33. State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
    
34. Tell everyone at the drags that you're running 32psi, and after the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say " oh my digital boost controller was stuck on 11psi "
    
35. Blu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the badge will fly off and you can say, "Bro! See that my car is so f'n fast the turbo badge fell off"!
    
36. Always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip
    
37. When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend sit in the back so your car looks lower.
    
38. When someone overtakes you in ur VL you have to reovertake them and just as u pass them you have to make sure the blow off valve sounds
    
39. When driving past chicks at o-zone, make sure you change gears at just the right time for the BOV to open up...
    
40. The correct cruising method is: 1 hand out window on the door, 1 hand on top of steering wheel, chin up, hat tickling gods feet, full shick diesel jeans and top

Enjoy the ride.

lol quak

*shakes head and shugs*
I thought we spoke english in here?

Last edited by VTcommodore, Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:40.

Don nice edits there man, sparkster nice work there too pitty u used the unfinished skin i sent u lol oh well hahah also sam haha there funny that guy was so random haha cheers guys dis is a sick thread

hhahaha 1200RWHP didnt every 1 luv that tweak for S1H haha

hang on b4 i go whys the car render so like foggy?

hehehe wat they said

shift+U , then take the HUD off with shift+ F
Also of cause ur frames are gonna drop its recording real time with uncompressed RAW data so yeh it will always drop heaps in frames mine only drops about 8 fps now so yeh im happy hope this helps ya anyways.
peace out guys

and fuel yes its so high in OZ atm aghh yeh but its like less then a days work for me

wheels arnt expensive i picked up my new MOMO racing force for 130 bucks last month dude

but its always an option

to solve everything just get a wheel

shift using left hand with a clutch totally need a H shifter cus i did sumtn stupid in ma car after playing LFS for a while and i prefer not to talk about it

18 still living as a 16 yr old lol

At least i can get a straight answer from sum 1.
Thanks tristancliffe im looking into it now.

im thinking of building a racing seat like a frame wat should i build it out of i was thinking alloy as i can weild it myself but any info or plans or any help would be brilliant

yeh dude at least u told them i touched up the choppy bits on the pics

yeh i know but ive already been trying ,
i got the gears all ok but the ride hieght
and rebound dampning is all funny
the suspensions not ment to be going the
other way around cus of the hills and stuff.
Meh oh well il just have to deal with it in the enduro
nuthn better then scraping then bouncing
off a bump street road aye lol

umm i tried it with them but they drove the whole track at like 80kmh like fully riding on there brakes i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
So if any one nows why the hell that would happen tell me plz

Hi has any one got a setup for the FXO,XRT or RB4 for SO town REV setup field hasnt got anything at all.

hey we have extended our drift team into a racing team as well so were looking for any aussie racer that is teamless or wants to join a very active growing team that races most days and races in australian comps.so between Now and the end of december we will be taking in alot of ppl so come and join the Down under aussie race and drift team. dusnt matter if u cant drift cus u can just do the race events only then.
All levels of racers will be taken. Email me at [email protected] or check our site out at www.capa_performance.tk ( atm the sites not done but its being done soon)
Hope 2 see yas soon adios

also dude i luv ur avatar ahahahaha its MINT

so pretty much u make them use that setup and they will drift, dont see how it works cus ive made them use my drift sets and they just race not even a bit of oversteer. oh well il see how it gos thanks man .

CHEERS

Ok i know ive seen it on a forum before but i cant find it can sum one help me cus i wanted to see what this AI drift setup thing was like.

Quote from teaz-R :

Here's a pretty simple one loosely based on a group C Porsche.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/teazR/RB4_froma.jpg

Why did u do that skin on the RB4 then? should do the FZ50 it might look nice you never know.