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Mazz4200
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Quote from VoiD :New Tyre Physics

Shoot me, but I was in a mood to bump this (again)...

Wow, that one escaped me. Great news

Yunno, i can't help but feel a little proud knowing that we have the three most anal Developers in the industry right here working for us.

Keep it up lads.....phnarg :icon23:
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Quote from mookie427 :you lot do realise that Caster Semenya is an anagram of 'Yes, a secret man'?

Good god, it is as well Top marks for spotting that one

Coincidence, yeah right...

Quote from Becky Rose :You've never had a major operation!

Ohhh I can assure you i have. And it was a direct result of having a pretty major accident.

Quote from Becky Rose :I was fit, now i'm not! I may not have been an athlete, but i've always been fit - I did do a lot of sports when I was younger and I lead a healthy lifestyle. I think you would be suprised just how much major surgery saps from you.

At the time i was fit, very fit. Not your average play a few sports here and there kind of fitness. I was an international class athlete. I had a professionional coach, trained four days a week and competed in high level athletic events almost every weekend during the summer, and skiing competitions, cross country events and a very tough winter training programme during the winter. Trust me, i was damned fit. Yet, i still couldn't hold a light to the fitness levels of these world class athletes we're talking about here. Honestly, you can't even begin to imagine the levels of fitness these guys are performing at. By way of an analogy, if Usain Bolt was an F1 car, i was a road going Ferrari, and yer average Joe who plays a bit of footy every now and then is a Ford Mondeo.

For various reasons i don't particularly want to talk about what happened to me, but, i do have first hand knowledge that high levels of fitness, and a positive attitude greatly aids recovery after accident, injury, illness and surgery. Yes the initial aftermath of surgery does take it's toll, but the recovery time thereafter and the return to similar levels of fitness are greatly enhanced by being extremely fit before hand. It's a known medical fact.

Quote from Becky Rose : Most of the transexuals i've met have been emotionally wrecked and the last thing they want is to be butch and build up muscles - I guess transsexuals and sport is a very complex issue.

I personally don't know any transexuals, but a friend of mine is intersexed, and she's as mad as a box of frogs. She's a great lass and i love her dearly, but she's a real crazy woman. Whether thats anything to do with being a hermaphrodite or not i dunno, she had a bit of a mad upbringing. But, she's the most open, spontaneous, fun loving and gregarious person i've ever met. You'd never guess in a million years that she's intersexed if you met her, she's not butch, doesn't have a deep voice and doesn't act manly in anyway. She considers herself female, and there's no denying she is, it's as simple as that.

But anyway, i don't remember claiming this Caster Seyamena girl was a transexual, so i'm not really sure why it's being discussed ?

Quote from Becky Rose : I'm not sure if there have been studies on whether such muscle memory persists in gross changes in body physique brought about by hormones though which is really what is being discussed here, and none of us have empirical data to support a supposition on that. It's this which the IAAF appear to be studying now.

Bob linked to a page regading an alternative effect of muscle memory above. I'd never heard of that particuler effect before, but it's a very plausible explanation. But, again, i've no medical knowledge of hormones and how they effect muscle development, stamina and fitness levels within the human body. All i can tell you is, when the wifes hormones were kicking off, i never got much sleep :icon23:
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Quote from spiderbait90 :.

It could, but doesn't.

What they are saying is that in ideal conditions, with ideal equipment, 50Mbps is possible, but I highly doubt that anywhere has 'ideal' conditions.

To achieve the 50Mbps ofcom said that an 'upstream modem' would need to be installed for every street, which has not happened.



http://www.broadband-finder.co ... -reach-50mbps-says-ofcom/

Oddly enough that's the exact same page i found before i wrote my previous post.

One issue is, how much does an upstream modem cost ? and would it be cheaper to install them in every exchange in the country rather than carry on with the fibre optic cable laying (and any other associated bit of kit and installation costs that goes with it) Coz you can bet your bottom dollar that it'll be us, the general public that'll be paying for it.

However, my initial gripe wasn't about 40 - 50 or even 100mb speeds. My beef with BT is that i'm paying over the odds for an 8mb connection, but getting an absolute maximum of 6.5mb (the average is lower). And as i said previously, i can see the exchange from my house, it's only 200 yards away !!
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Quote from spiderbait90 :If your area isn't on fibre optic cables then every ISP will be the same, copper phone lines aren't designed for the super high speeds which fibre optic cables can offer.

Granted Fibre optics can handle stupidly high speeds, but good old fashioned copper wire should still be good enough for 40 - 50mbs (according to Ofcom)
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BT Broadband - option1talkplusmatesratesdoodaawhateverpackage thing i dunno...Got the fancy looking wireless router home hub thing with the little tacky phone and a unique broadband number.

Not great, not bad. Paying for 8mb only getting 6.5mb, which i'm not too impressed with, considering i can see the exchange from my kitchen window.

The worst thing by far is customer services. Sorry, but talking to some little Indian girl who's quite clearly reading from a set script is about as effective as the Australia batting lineup at the Oval today. You might as well sit by the M25 and shout at passing motorists for advice.

It's defo not the best value for money, and if i wasn't stuck in an 18mth contract i'd probably look elsewhere.
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Quote from Shotglass :sorry i cant hear anything over the noise of the stuka sirens

Ahh yes, those daft looking things with the bent wings and fixed landing gear, designed to scare the living crap outta the enemy. Until the enemy realised it only had one bomb and no guns.

"Shitcher, ve nicht killed zem Tommies vis our boomen, letz uz hope zey vill die of unt heart attack ven zey hear our ziren... ATTACK"



Please accept my most humble apology for that rather embarrasing attempt at speaking pidgeon German. Foreign languages have never been a strong point of mine.
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Quote from Becky Rose : Firstly in top level sports many women have high levels of testosterone anyway, I mean, anyone here ever fancy Fattima Whitbread? I suspect not...

I've met Fattima Whitbread, and she's actually really nice. Not a pretty girl and no i didn't fancy her, but she's got/had a nice pleasant personality, easy to talk to and generous with her time.

Having said that, i was and still am certain she was on something back then, but she simply never got caught. Back in those days drug testing was still in it's infancy, Remember Florence Griffiths Joiner ? defo drug cheat, never got caught despite numerous tests.

Quote from Becky Rose :Secondly, any advantage is surely lost by the months of recovery from major surgery and years on hormones.

I'm not a medical expert, but i can assure you having a high level of fitness before an operation definitely improves your powers and speed of recovery. And any drop in performance will be large down to a lack of training whilst resting. And i'm not sure how having yer nads lopped off would make you run or cycle any slower, may actually be an advantage, more freedom, less baggage, less chance of going cross eyed should you hit yer privates on the handlebars.

Not got a clue about the hormone side of things, don't know how they effect the body with regards to strength or stamina ? so can't really comment.

Quote from Becky Rose :loosing 2 years hardly seems conductive to top flight performance to me.....and the IOC appears to agree.

I can give you lists of those whove been out of action for 2 or more years due to suspension or illness, but who've come back much stronger, faster, and better. Lance Armstrong is probably the most well known example.

And just because the IOC has sanctioned something doesn't mean it's necessarily in the sports best interests. By their very nature they're politicians, so various deal have to be made to appease very powerful sporting factions.

And it's scientific fact that bones grow back stronger once they've been broken, muscles too. Infact thats how you increase muscle mass, by ripping your existing muscles, then protiens in your body fill the gaps with more muscle.

What this has to do with this lassies gender i've no idea ?

Quote from Shotglass :good point but one thing ive notice on myself is that its a lot easier to regain muscle mass you once had than it is to build it in the first place

Yes thats true, i've no idea why, but it is true. Perhaps its psychological ? When you've done something once you know you can do it again. But on the other hand if it is purely physical, then perhaps HRT can reduce this effect, i dunno ? it's a mystery ?
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Quote from Shotglass :does telling that to yourself make you sleep better at night penalty boy?

Penalty boy ??

Ahh, sorry, bit slow on the uptake

Err, hang on, can you hear that ? is that, no, it can't be, can that really be the sound or a big V12 Merlin engine ?
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Quote from tristancliffe :everything

Yep, good post, agree with everything you say, except the bit about not being posh

Although, being the old fart that i am, i do struggle from time to time when converting from imperial to metric. Not the actual numbers, but the conceptual side of things. I still find it tricky to visualise any metric measurement under 100m (anything over i'm ok with largely because of athletics) But, just this week i was working on something and as per normal i noted all measurements in feet and inches. But, was then told to change everything to metric. Finding the numbers wasn't a problem (admittedly with the help of an online converter) But, when i looked at the new figures i had found it difficult to visualise for example 2m as a working concept, yeah 6 1/2 foot, no problem, i know exactly how big that is, i can see that in my mind. But 2m, nah, it just doesn't sound right, can't quite fix it in my imagination. So, its a case of trusting the numbers and hoping it looks right when it's all built and finished, and keep a copy of the original imperial plans hidden in a draw.

I guess it all boils down to convention. As long as the people with their fingers on the buttons are all reading from the same hymn book at the same time then there shouldn't really be a problem, similar to the GMT changeover i mentioned in a previous post. However, as time passes, and globalisation really truly does become global, some form of worldwide uniformity has to be introduced. Just look at the internet, English IS the language of choice, yet the worlds most prevalent language is Chinese. Why is that, convienience ? or the fact the people who essentially own the internet speak English.....and i'm getting way of topic here, and completely forgot the point i was trying to make..ermmm

Yeah, Imperialism good, but, i don't think it's gonna last.

{edit} and again, the slowest typist in the world just repeats everything that's been said in the previous two posts, even though he probably started his post before them

Quote from tristancliffe :I would argue against that. 'We' as a country are actually full of extremely talented people. But we started to realise it, and have priced ourselves out of the market. Britain doesn't manufacture much because the people that used to make things started to ask for a wage/salary that wasn't supportable. Eventually the cycle will come round, and China will be sending us stuff to make because we charge less than they can make it for themselves - just don't hold your breathe for that to happen.

Hmmm, that a whole new topic we're getting into there. I'd certainly agree we've got some damn talented people in this country, but, we tend to not let them shine. There are many many reasons for that, but this would probably turn into an extremely long and boring political discourse concerning the British Government since the 1940's, and i'm not sure this is the right place or the right time for that. Needless to say there are very specific reasons why and how we "priced ourselves out of the market" and subsquently sold our manufacturing base to foreign investors, but perhaps another time.
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Mazz4200
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Quote from Becky Rose :In persuit of finding a conclusive time epoch for you I found this:

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M ... resq#Transexuality_issues

The issue that Shotglass touched upon in his post is the nub of the problem here. An athelete doesn't become instantly faster or jump further simply by taking these drugs etc. Rather, they enable them to push the body longer and harder during training, therefore increasing muscle mass, stamina and overall fitness levels far moreso than those atheletes who do it clean. But when the drugs are no longer in their system they will still benefit from this overall performance increase gained whilst on the drugs (or even when they were once a bloke), it doesn't just disappear overnight. Granted different drugs produce different results whether they be natural or man-made. But if you have something either in your body or on your body that gives you an unfair advantage over your competitors, and, if it's against the rules, then it's quite obviously cheating and cheating should be exposed.

It's my personal opinion that this 2 year ban thing isn't doing sport any favours. In my opinion it should be a lifetime ban on the first offence, and any prize money won whilst taking drugs should be returned. Granted this situation with this lassy is different, but to my eye there's something a bit fishy with the whole story. If she's genuine then no probs, and it's a bit of a shame she's being dragged through all this crap. But if she is a ringer, then she and the SA authorities deserves all the bitch slapping they get.

I'm really surprised by that Wiki page you linked to, guess it shows how much times have changed. 20 yrs ago she would have been banned from all competition for life, but nowadays, anything goes. It makes you wonder how successful she'd have been had the change been the other way round.
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Quote from carey :I HONESTLY had (kind of why I responded), but I didn’t learn it at school, and it would have been interesting to grow up with Tristan to see who placed that chip on his shoulder.

Tristan's rather wealthy (but he'll deny it) He's also rather posh (i.e he's a Southern softy) But, he's also got a genuine sense of humour, best to not take him so seriously, or take anything he says personally, he'd never say anything nasty to your face (chiefly because he's a Southern softy)

Quote from carey :I just thought it was because we’re crap, and when we taught the rest of the world to play cricket, they quickly became better!

No no, we're not crap, we're just not terribly good at anything, but it's the taking part that counts, not the winning, right ?

Quote from carey :I don’t find it patronising, just a lil’ frustrating, how young people are generally perceived in society. I have lots of reasoning behind this opinion, but maybe it’s for another discussion.

Since time immemorial the younger generation have always been percieved in a negative light. It's nothing new, and i doubt it'll ever change. Best thing to do is don't believe the hype, but if there is a problem with the younger generation as a whole, then don't turn a blind eye to it. But yes, this is a whole new subject and nothing to do with this bloke spending his whole life driving round in big circles at full throttle...

Quote from carey :Americans generally have a knack for not understanding the rest of the world.

I realise that was a mere quip, but it's still a bit of a misnomer. There's a fair few Americans on here that are some of the most clued up people you'd likely meet. Although admittedly their taste in music can be considered...questionable
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Quote from ultrataco : But don't you use pounds for money too? I imagine that could be confusing (or maybe not :shrug. ...or do you use the Euro now?

I'm amazed at all this. I was under the (wrong) impression that America used the nonsense imperial system and the rest of the world used metric.

This is good stuff to know.

Lol

Yes we use pounds in weight, and pounds in money too. But you'd have to be either very very stupid or come from Liverpool (same thing really :razz to confuse lbs for £'s

There are still so many many similarities between us Brits and you Merrycano's. Don't forget that most of theAmerican Founding Fathers are descended from crazy puritanical English christians who were essentially chased out of the country for being crazy, and puritanicals, and christians, and Northern, and just generally, odd...
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Quote from NotAnIllusion :'Full' as in manual button, or manual axis? Axis would be near-impossible, but button is trivial for me. Maybe it's because I've been using it for years but tbh I learnt it in a few hours. I use the right hand for the mouse (steering, shifting), and only 2 fingers on the left hand for everything else. Middle finger for throttle/brake/hbrake (A/Z/Q respectively) and the index finger for clutch (X). To shift up, hold A and tap x+LMB. To shift down, hold Z and tap x+RMB.

Full as in 'not the auto clutch'

Unless i've missunderstood, it sounds like you're changing up under full throttle. I didn't think that was possible with the latest patches, but then again i've never used the normal (full) clutch, so i wouldn't really know ?

Quote from NotAnIllusion :Manual button clutch (without a macro) is also trivial with a wheel like MOMO black. Shift with the stick, assign clutch to left/right paddle and use two of the red buttons in the middle for looking to the sides.

Yeah i agree, but my original post in this thread was to explain to someone that if for some reason a driver was unable to use a set of pedals then they'd have to map the throttle and brake to buttons on the wheel. So trying to perform all the gear change functions and the L+R views etc etc as well as throttle and brake, is just a bit too much when you've essentially only got 2 thumbs free. So therefore auto-clutch is a must have addition

Quote from NotAnIllusion :The bottom line (once again) for me is that the option 'no auto-clutch allowed' is pointless in the OP's context (to make it more fair for 3-pedal users). As long as it is impossible to detect the difference between manual axis and manual button clutch, this option is a complete non-issue to work around if one feels like it, and thus isn't a very good solution. A better one would be to identify button/axis clutch separately so that they can be controlled either by the use of InSim or a server-side option.

To be honest with you i fairly ambivalent on the whole subject. I've not driven online for a long long time, so personally if "no clutch allowed" servers were permitted then it wouldn't affect me in the slightest. I can understand the argument for those who want to "keep it real", but if that's the case then there's literally no end to the criteria that could be enforced to "keep it real". Full motion simulators, full 360 degree surround'O'vision, pit crew, someone to hit you with a baseball bat everytime you crash....(i'm being silly, but you get the idea)

Ultimately i'd say leave it to the Devs, let them decide what's best for the game. They know where they want to take it and what the ultimate goal for the game is, so just let them get on with it. As the saying goes "In Scawen we trust, but all others have to play".
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Quote from carey :Grr… smallpox hasn’t been around for a long time either, but a lot of us still know about it. I’m not trying to start an argument, it’s just that I could go to a younger person and say, “you ain’t old enough to remember half pennys” but that doesn't mean they haven't heard about them (although I terms of use you would probably be correct).

I've no idea how old you are, but, lets be honest here. Before reading this thread and Googling for the info, had you really heard of the short scale and long scale billion ? honestly ?
Chances are, if you're under 40 and didn't go to the same school as Tristan Cliffe, then you would have been taught 1,000 million = 1 billion. I'm in my 40's so i was just on the cusp of the changeover to decimalisation and the metric system, so i was taught both old and new, which only led to outright confusion, mainly with the teachers. Although the definition of the word billion isn't necessarily a metric term, it was changed at the same time mainly to make global financial dealings easier, bit like when the UK changed from Railway Time to GMT in the 19th century (or whenever it was).

Progress brings change (usually) but us Brits have a history of resisting change. Which may explain why we didn't develop into the superpower we perhaps should have been.

For what it's worth i didn't mean to be patronising in my previous post, but if it came across that way then i apologise.
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Quote from Elderado :

An old time player, but new to the forums eh ?
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Quote from NotAnIllusion :Hi

That'll be 1 then

I can see how a mouse/keyboarder could use the full clutch, although i bet it ain't easy. Essentially you've got 8 fingers and 2 thumbs all within easy reach of the keys. But for us wheelers it's a bit harder to press the buttons, all we got is 2 thumbs and a nose.
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Huh, this could get very confusing.

Officially the Uk is metric, but, it's more of a token gesture to the EU than an actual working practice.

Yes we use miles, and all our road signs quote miles. We don't use kilometres, but, we do use metres/cm/mm, but as Bob suggests, us oldies still use good old feet and inches.
Yes we use ounces/pounds/stones(14 lbs) and tonnes...but, you'd be hard pressed to buy many things that arn't sold in grams or kilos these days.

We moved to decimalisation and the metric system back in the 70's, but seeing as the Brits simply don't like change, it's taking time for us to adjust.


edit, too slow...again (listening to the cricket, and it's not going well)
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Quote from bbman :I'm not familiar with the regulations, but is that possibility even thought of in the rules? It might well be a loophole South Africa is using here...

No, it's against the rules.

An East German....shot putter (i think she was) was banned from competition for this very reason.

The fact she was East German shows how long ago that was. Which inturn shows how long questions like this have been raised. I think (i stress the word "think") that as far back as the 70's they've had gender tests in the Olympics.

As far as this wo-man goes, i gotta say she/he certainly does look like a bloke in his mid 20's, and definitely not like a teenage girl... i mean, where's her mobile phone ?


Edit @ BBO, yeah, i saw that race last night and was thinking the exact same thing. Makes you think what would be more embarrassing, being revealed as a drugs cheat, or having a secret willy ?
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Quote from tristancliffe :I refer to a thousand million as a milliard. I think that's long scale.

I don't recognise 1,000,000,000 as a billion.

That's quite odd to be honest with you. I know milliard is still used on the continent, but here in dear old blighty it's not really a term you'd hear much outside of the capitals financial district. But then again, i guess we are become much more "European" as each day passes.. unless of course, you'd like to confess in public that you're not actually an engineer, but are infact, a st - (chortle) a... stock broker. .. or even worse....French...

Anyway, generally speaking, in the UK a billion has officially been 1,000 million since the early 70's, so perhaps it's another pounds v's kilo, miles v's kilometre thing. The world has moved on, but the UK is perpetually stuck in 1966...now where did i put my bowler hat.
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Quote from The Moose : It's on the tip of my tongue... but i just cant get it. Pretty sure it was from the mid 80's My mates dad owned a video shop.. i can half picture the cover....

Yes

It's a great film, but almost impossible to find these days.

Quote from The Moose :Are you sure you couldn't go and kick Ricky Ponting in the nut's anyway?

It's definitely worth considering, probably the only way we'll win the Ashes...

Quote from The Moose : Would have been worth a Sky Sports subscription just to see you running riot at the oval

I'm no Erica Roe mind you, although i'm at that age when man boobs are becoming a bit of a worry
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Quote from ultrataco :Why was I not taught this in school?

Coz it's not really true these days.

Technically J@tko is correct, but the British long scale billion hasn't been used for years. I doubt many in here are old enough to have used or even heard of the long scale version. I'm an old git (born in the 60's) and to me a billion has always been 1,000 million.

Anyway, what's with all this 1 million Kilo-metre nonsense. A real achievement would be 1 million miles, now that's a real mans measurement
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Huh ! Thought using Stings real name would throw people, just my luck it's someones favourite flick

Anyway..

Narc

If you get this without Googling, i'll, i'll...drive down to the Oval, strip naked and run across the pitch.....then kick Ricky Pointing in the nuts.

Michael Hutchence
Saskie Post
Nique Needles
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The Man Who Fell to Earth


Gordon Sumner
Ray Winstone
Phil Daniels
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You've been stood outside Tescos for the last hour ?? Lost your wallet ? or asking if anyone can spare some change
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Quote from tristancliffe :You can be honourary Kev

Huh ? How's that gonna work ?

I'm neither funny nor a homosexual

(nice spelling btw )


Quote from Mille Sabords :New poll for this year's awards: Best Kev sidekick.
You get one point

And you can bugger off too. The last thing i'd want to be known as, is "Kev's sidekick" :drunk: "The Boy Blunder in flat cap and hobnailed boots work'n down't pi't for thruppence'haypney and a teapot full'o'lard"..Eee they don't know they're born these days

...although, the chap who played Robin to Adam West's Batman became a porn star in later life...i could handle that *cough*
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