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AlienT.
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Quote from StableX :

thanks for the application Mr. Blaster but we had to turn you down on the grounds of good teeth........

:ices_rofl.

"Some say his teeth are made from used spark plugs, it's been said he only wears Black and Green underwear! All we know is that he's called....Lord Blaster!"
AlienT.
S2 licensed
I would just like to state my achievement of finishing in front of The Very End fo the very first time..........He musn't have noticed that touch of diesel I slipped in his fuel tank....muhaah!
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Bean0 :You did a cracking job, I've certainly heard worse on Eurosport

I've heard worse english on Scotsport....
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Vykos69 :thx, the commentator was me That just shows me, that I have to work on my english skillz We'll be happy to get any feedback.

I thought you did a good job with the commentry mate
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Looks good, just started the qualifying. How did you persaude Boris Becker to do the commentry? C'mon Raymond Mooney
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from shiny_red_cobra :

In fact, if he needs a challenge, let's see him run 858 WRs by the time Patch Y is released. Now that's a challenge.

That's a bit extreme
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Bawbag :

Thanks but it's just a bunch of useless hotlaps, that I can't escape from....

To people that play this game it is a very impressive feat I would say.

The fact you are a) Scottish b) rather modest and c) got my favourite name in LFS makes me
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Waz :Thanks for tips guys!
I made a little video from my drift practicing. Look it and say what i'm doing wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84dc92XkJs

I'm not a drifter, but if you posted a replay then your driving could be analysed better by the experts in here
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Sorry I missed this, is there anywhere to view it again?
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Ban the Horn :elefant: :smash3d: on any server above CTRA 1, or better still ban it altogether it has no place in racing does it?
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AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from spankmeyer :Oh the drama!

Will Biggie fold under pressure? Will he retaliate? When does the test patch section open? Does oval racing increase man-boob growth? Ahhhh the tension is killing me!

LOL. Been thinking about why people drive the oval.....Could be because they can do it with one hand on the wheel, leaving the other free for munchies, obviously attributing the the growth of ones proud home grown man boobs.

Well done Bawbag/R. Mooney, I am very impressed..........and....I hate you
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AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Meanie :http://www.lfsbr.com/

Pra participar é de graça...

Good mate! You'll get plenty of help in there, looks like a very good site. Unfortunately I don't speak portugese

How's the racing coming along?
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from johnfromsunnymull :Nation: Scotland
Number of Registered LFS Users: 273
Other information: Smallest but the strongest

P.S. Please let scotland be seperate! also just becuase i have done this post and stuck up for us SCOTS doesnt mean i want to be team captain

I vote for Bawbag to be team captian, No1, No2 driver, pit crew, manager and all round good egg, infact Bawbag for Scotland fitba manager.
Hmm he can wear a skirt and be pit girl as well if he wants, he'd no doubt be good at that as well
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Following Scotland you'd think I'd be used to yet another 'Brave defeat' but na I'm realy peeved off....yet again.
AlienT.
S2 licensed
:d
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Good racing with you A.McGeady . Maybe CTRA 1 not the best server to start in when it's busy. Just go onto which ever server takes your fancy and have fun.

Not a bad start anyway, completeing all the races you entered and never finishing last
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from danowat :My advice would be to avoid playing with the setup, and stick with RACE_S untill you are around 103% from the current WR.

Depends on the track though, need higher ride height for sure on the different tracks.
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from SamH :Lucas gave me permission to close his lucasdrifter account.. just in case there's any panic about the "No longer welcome" under that account name, it's all by arrangement

Oh I thought you'd banned him becuase you so him a cruise server
AlienT.
S2 licensed
emm you won't be able to get on the server I am on, go to CTRA race 1, or you chose any server
AlienT.
S2 licensed
Quote from Aiden McGeady :Thanks to all the helpful advice, my laptimes are steadily improving. I'm now managing to do laps in the high 1:26 - low 1:27 range and the car feels great. If I brush off only 3 more seconds, I'll be looking at a top 50 position on the chart.

I'm going to practise each turn until I feel fully confident, then it'll be time for me to tweak the car every couple of laps and see what each change does to my laptimes. For now, I've lowered the brake balance to 69% (front) to give the car just a wee bit of oversteer during braking, and reduced the brake force so I can brake harder without having to worry about locking up the tyres.

Get online now and I'll race you
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