Nah TVE, I'll call my ex who is into bondage

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please don't tell us more.. you perv

WAAAAAAAAAT! I am not a perv, I got healthy interests!

Quote from Kristjan.J :

Oh cock, TVE what u did now.

I don't think you want to know mate

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Nah TVE, I'll call my ex who is into bondage

I like it, can I get her mobile number please?

Let's make some "Oh Man!" in LFS while mmmm...cold beer...


...fortunately, there is always Shift+R ...

...but not always a safe from blamings


EDIT: I tried it, but I noticed that it was an empty server

Haha, your a nutter

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btw i get the 50 fps on LOW settings like everything is on lowest and i still lag

same, only i get 15

oompa lompa dibedi duu, ive got a perfect puzzle for you :turtle2:

Ohh, what puzzle? :hyper:

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Ohh, what puzzle? :hyper:

what happens when you mix a trutle and a oompla lompa?
toortla loorpa

Hmmm...Lerts?

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Hmmm...Lerts?

depends, if you mix an oompa lompa to turtle=lerts
but if its turtle to oompa lompa=toortla lorpa

May I ask what a toortla lorpa is? :scared:

Oh, and are there some others than me that is in really drinking mood today? Hot, warm weather today, just want to go out and get shitfaced in the sun

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May I ask what a toortla lorpa is? :scared:

Oh, and are there some others than me that is in really drinking mood today? Hot, warm weather today, just want to go out and get shitfaced in the sun

all weve had is rain for the past month here

That's because God don't like America
He loves Norway, therfor we have at least 250 days of sunny and hot weather each year

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That's because God don't like America
He loves Norway, therfor we have at least 250 days of sunny and hot weather each year

ur prob right

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May I ask what a toortla lorpa is? :scared:

Oh, and are there some others than me that is in really drinking mood today? Hot, warm weather today, just want to go out and get shitfaced in the sun

simple, a combination of a turtle and an oompa lompa you can actually get even a lertsaloopa if you mix toortla lorpa and lerts

What do you get if you mix me, Lerts, Jack Daniles, Ompa Lompa and a turtle then? My guess would be God.

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What do you get if you mix me, Lerts, Jack Daniles, Ompa Lompa and a turtle then? My guess would be God.

interesting thingy then i could say drunken lertsaloopa or either jack lertsaloopa?
edit: no wait i got it, Jake goody

Who is Jake Goody? Never heared about that person before, but sure, I can be him!

im actually pretty sure it is Homer Simpson, or Peter Griffin :homersimp:margesimp

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I like it, can I get her mobile number please?

Sure, if you want to pay for international calls

They are not that bad, and as you probally know, I work for a ISP so that should not be much of a problem either way

True, but my ex is gay and in Canada

May I ask how she turned gay? Was it your huge sized bread that made her realize "hell, is this what I really want?" ?

Ololololololololololol

TVE: Spam message number 3 probably coming up some time next week. Lol. *Needs to stir up some conversation on TVE's inbox*

Not much action there either way so ^^
And no, I am not going to get shitfaced today, maybe tomorrow, but at least one thing for sure is wednesday. Going to meet 6 of my old mates I have not seen on a year, holy christ banana I am going to take a whole bottle of JD myself!