Give a loved one a terrible disease as a gift
Didnt know bookworm really existed...
Thanks for the link, I knew mother's day was coming up
#4 - senn
LOL omg thats gold..
Those aren't all diseases, they're microbes. Sperm doesn't cause a disease. Unless impregnation is a disease.
#6 - 5haz
Technically, a baby is a parasite.

Also, read my sig.
Quote from wheel4hummer : Unless impregnation is a disease.

From the movie "Juno":

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?
Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.
Ohhh... this is quite... awesome, actually..

This is what we need!
I got the gonorrhea one as a white elephant gift.
The H.I.V one is scary.
Ebola looks like a turd to me
Thats fantastic! On a recent trip overseas i picked up the nickname Herpes (and only the nickname thank you!) now i just gotta get someone to buy it for me.
#13 - wark
Im wondering now how rich this guy wil become.

I would get flu since i get it agian and again every single year some years even 3 times like this year...
Its like the unwated uncle that you hate but stil comes to visit you every time
These have been around for ages. We got a Mad Cow Disease one while we were in the US for our friend who loves cows. It's cool that it comes in cowprint

Very clever, very cute. Not sure how you'd explain it though.
"Wasn't sure what to get you for your birthday, so I decided on syphillis."
Smooth.
Quote from wheel4hummer :Those aren't all diseases, they're microbes. Sperm doesn't cause a disease. Unless impregnation is a disease.

what about the disease of Sticky face/hair/chest when your done with it ?

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